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On the latest episode of the Agora Radio Show, we discussed the Hall Of Tortured Souls easter egg in Excel, and I mentioned the channel linked below which talks about a lot of windows quirks from the perspective or a former employee:

Anyone else know of old windows secrets worth sharing? Any good memories?
 
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Hal of tortured souls freaked me out so much as a kid. I wasnt on Excell, but I was afraid I woild accidentally click something on my windows that would open up something eery lime that...
 
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How do you access the hall of tortured souls??
 

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How do you access the hall of tortured souls??
Carve this into a cherry wood panel with the grooves at a depth of 3 cm (around 1 inch?), and wait for the next full moon. Then get around 200ml of blood (any animal will do), and go outside, preferably to a graveyard. Then as midnight approaches start pouring the blood in the grooves that you carved. Try to time it so that the entire sigil is flooded with blood by the time midnight hits (but you have some leeway)
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Carve this into a cherry wood panel with the grooves at a depth of 3 cm (around 1 inch?), and wait for the next full moon. Then get around 200ml of blood (any animal will do), and go outside, preferably to a graveyard. Then as midnight approaches start pouring the blood in the grooves that you carved. Try to time it so that the entire sigil is flooded with blood by the time midnight hits (but you have some leeway)
Ah, thank you, I shall try that now.

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A demon emerged and stole my cat. Hall of tortured souls not discovered, but I think I may need an exorcism...
 
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