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bnuungus

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"No offense"

As in "Haha, no offense, but you're actually retarded"

I mean, they're not wrong, but at least have the balls to just flat-out insult me.
"bless yer heart"
 
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Jade

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"Before I continue, Youtube statistics are informing me, that most of you watching this video, are not actually subscribed to my channel. So, click that red subscribe button and hit that notification bell to get the latest updates!"
 
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- Doggo, chonker, and any stupid way of calling animals a retarded name
- "You sir have won the internet!" Stupid outdated millennial phrase
- "Ohio [INSERT OBJECT HERE]" Band kid humor
- "It's just a cloth on your face. Just wear it." Back in 2020 and 2021. Funny how people forget the stupid shit they would tell others not even a year ago yet they throw away all those rules when they find it convenient
- Valley girls, and gay dudes in California saying stupid shit like "Slayyyyy queen, YAAAAASSSSS" Shit just sounds annoying
- Gen Z kids yelling "Wassup" every time they're about to fight with each other
 
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- "It's just a cloth on your face. Just wear it." Back in 2020 and 2021. Funny how people forget the stupid shit they would tell others not even a year ago yet they throw away all those rules when they find it convenient
My mom got a flu earlier this year and went to a restaurant and did all her usual errands after she recovered, but then she decided to take a covid test and after it came back positive she INSISTED on wearing a mask everywhere outdoors, even to places she had went to maskless after she got sick but before she took the test.
 
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My mom got a flu earlier this year and went to a restaurant and did all her usual errands after she recovered, but then she decided to take a covid test and after it came back positive she INSISTED on wearing a mask everywhere outdoors, even to places she had went to maskless after she got sick but before she took the test.
Something that will make her get her guard down is by taking her out to eat. My brother used to wear double masks and would scold me every time I went out with friends. Every time we took him out to eat, he's forced to take his mask off. Then, we would have a good time with my family together that we forgot about the pandemic so we would also "forget" to wear our masks. Tried it with others in my university and I guess it works. Now my brother goes to concerts all the time and refuses to get a booster and regrets taking the two vaccines like I told him to
 
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"You just fucked with the wrong (insert job/title/ect)"
I hear it all the time in comedy shows and movies, it's so embarrassing
 
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  • Jackeline:
    watch dark city instead, that's better
  • ionmite:
    SolidStateSurvivor said:
    you still never elaborated on why you looked up the dead internet theory in the first place
    I read it around a year ago and I looked it up in order to send it to someone for them to.read
  • IlluminatiPirate:
    ionmite said:
    The point of transvestigation, it is the belief that everyone that is famous or in power is transgender, you can prove this obviously through body structure
    But why is that a belief, what is the point?
    +2
  • ionmite:
    I am not going to chat much longer I need sleep
  • ionmite:
    IlluminatiPirate said:
    But why is that a belief, what is the point?
    that Satan decieves people from birth to death so they go to hell, plus the fulfilled prophesies I don't know what you want me to say, devices blast waves in your head so it interfiers with your thought so it is harder to convert my thought to word if you understand
  • IlluminatiPirate:
    ionmite said:
    that Satan decieves people from birth to death so they go to hell, plus the fulfilled prophesies I don't know what you want me to say, devices blast waves in your head so it interfiers with your thought so it is harder to convert my thought to word if you understand
    :bullymaguirelaugh:
    +3
  • ionmite:
    The verse says the knowledge is given to certain people only
  • IlluminatiPirate:
    @ionmite, let me guess, u are one of them
    +1
  • ionmite:
    Bro
  • SolidStateSurvivor:
    dont mind me :bullymaguiredance:
  • ionmite:
    It doesn't matter I just wanted to document it on your website for other people to see its just the internet so its pretty much worthless considering the botnet you aren't bothering me any longer I'm logging off
  • IlluminatiPirate:
    I think i will approve your thread
  • lordofthecringe:
    @Remember_Summer_Days your name is melancholic but also comforting
  • Jackeline:
    It's the name of a song
  • lordofthecringe:
    i know
  • lordofthecringe:
    city pop was some good shit
  • lordofthecringe:
    btw is the owner of the site still here?
  • Rusty Shackelford:
    Jackeline said:
    It's the name of a song
    I thought it was a reference to that song by the smiths I think I was way off
  • Rusty Shackelford:
    lordofthecringe said:
    btw is the owner of the site still here?
    Yeah mr metokur isn't quite dead
  • CognacDefender:
    What happened?
  • Rusty Shackelford:
    Me or the lord of the cringe asking for the owner? I was referencing a superchat in a stream that stopped being funny ages ago
    Rusty Shackelford: Me or the lord of the cringe asking for the owner? I was referencing a superchat in a stream...