Phrases that piss you off

[MySpace Tom]

my classmates asked me if I was autistic once...ouch that hurt

Well, were you?

 

[Mamisu]

"you really shouldn't shit your pants in public" always ticks me off

 

[mydadiscar]

"you really shouldn't shit your pants in public" always ticks me off

The worst one of them all.

 

[-SteampunkTraveler-]

Well, were you?

No , I am NOT autistic

 

[Deleted member 3981]

>reddit speak gives me a brain aneurysm

"Heckin doggo wants a boop on teh nose"
"Does le narwhal bacon at midnight?"
"Banned for racism"

 

[Deleted member 3981]

anything about horroscopes

horroscopes are a blessing in disguise, they tell you to stay far away from anyone who mentions them.

 

[Mеченый Яков]

"cringe" , "swag" , "drip" and alot of those stupid stuff get on my nerves

Hmmm, it's funny, swag is like Yolo, it fucking died in the early 2010s

 

[The Westerley]

Utmost hatred for "this/that ain't it, chief" and the Redditors and Twittertards who use it. A common opener rebuttal to any comment that goes against the approved opinion.

Carries the tone of "Just so you know, I'm better than you........"

How insufferable.

 

[VHSMARONITE]

I can't wait for people to stop saying "out of pocket"

NEVER ITS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN I WILL BE 50 AND STILL USE THAT PHRASE

 

[-SteampunkTraveler-]

Hmmm, it's funny, swag is like Yolo, it fucking died in the early 2010s

Yolo is acceptable to be honest . I find it funny and cool for some reason

 

[xX.majin_TwEeN.Xx]

I hate when musicians call their album "the record."

"Ay man, when we were writing the record... were you on that record? I remember you played on one of our records." Suck a fuck you pretentious meatloaf, it's an album. Get over yourself.

 

[Placeholder]

"It's corporate policy"

 

[ThyOde17]

"Free speech does not mean freedom of consequence" or comments in the same vein. By that logic, China has freedom of speech, your consequence may just be that you pay with your life.

 

[Still a Youth]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this shit right here

 

[Altghost]

I have found that (most of) the people who treat "science" as some universally consistent and all knowing authority have no scientific background at all. They treat whatever confirms their bias or worldview as correct and absolute. They label anyone who holds a different judgement as uneducated or backward when they themselves are simply repeating what they have been told.

I still remember when it was common to hear people say that we don't need religion to tell us what's right and wrong, or to be good. ...pretty disappointed to find out that as soon as people started to become less religious they just swapped "religion" for "science" and called it a day with the whole 'thinking for yourself' shtick.

 

[RIG]

Petchid little numbty !

 

[proto]

>reddit speak gives me a brain aneurysm

"Heckin doggo wants a boop on teh nose"
"Does le narwhal bacon at midnight?"
"Banned for racism"

The last part is a heavy hitter. Cant call my fellow mentally impaired melanin rich folx that their knees grow.

 

[Itubaino]

Everything that starts with "It's totally unacceptable that x happens in the 21st century/2022"

 

[Lonely_Ghost]

"Rules for thee but not for me"
Just say "Do as i say but not as I do" like a normal person

 

[Daniel White]

"Let's NOT and say we did" circa 90's sitcoms, but I'll still hear this one being said sometimes lol