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Thermite

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One side is unified because it gets its ideology fed through a tube like baby food while people on the other side have pretty much given up on having even a semblance of a unified belief system in favor of shitposting because every time they try to have an opinion on anything meaningful they get banned and often flamed by the more radical members of their side for not being radical enough. And I'm not talking 90's skateboarder radical, either.
 
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"live service"

"SERVICE!"

Did I mention service? :)

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Any personality assumption i see on the internet, literally turns me into that red headed feminist when i see someone do it.
 
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  • and having views on sex that are considered antiquated does not make someone an "incel",
throw back to when like 50 women were calling varg an incel on twitter and he quote tweeted them with a picture of his kids
 
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If you didn't grow up in the south, you have absolutely no business saying "y'all." It's also one of those things that you should never type anyway, and only say out loud.
This one really gets me. I'm from the south. It seems like the contraction got co-opted into some sort of weird inclusivity thing, and now I hear it more from liberal/tumblr types than actual southerners.
 

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"If you don't like it then it's not FOR you!!" Perhaps you're right. Maybe it's not for me.


BUT......

That shouldn't automatically mean it's free from objective standards and perceptions.

EX:
Person A: "Hey that building looks ugly as sin maybe we should get rid of it before it demoralizes the population"
Person B: "Well I LIKE it and if YOU don't like it tHaN iT's NoT fOr YoU! hAtEr!!"
 
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Here in Southern California, we don't really get a lot of rain but in the instances where we do, Californians love to say "It was much needed to end the drought"
 
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All the Business Phrases used in meetings that mean nothing or to make you look important take your pick and feel free to add your own they all piss me off

"Higher level answer"
"just wanted to get a pulse on this situation"
"touch bases"
"that's on our glide path"
"Make sure all our ducks are in row"

Probably just because i hear them repeated at every meeting.
 
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One that kinda bothers me is when people say "Narrative" when talking about history, or current events.

History is just a series of things that happened, if you go into it expecting a "Narrative" with heroes and arcs and villains, you aren't going to see what really happened. It's like a bunch of people saw some propaganda, realized it didn't accurately reflect reality, and instead of saying "history doesn't follow a narrative structure" they said "we're going to change the narrative."

There's no interest in attempting to be more accurate, there's only interest in spinning things to benefit the speaker.