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Poast Your Innawoods Loadouts

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You forgot i'm bisexual car, just because of your mockery, i'm gonna have sex with you and then with your mom PepSiDawgwitcan

And then i'm gonna steal your loot and buy a ton of ammo.
i already sold my mom to the local rape troupe, and then proceeded to rape every single one of them to death after they turned her into a sofa. i have no regrets
im gonna shove my spear into ur rectum while ur fucking my sofa tho
 
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i already sold my mom to the local rape troupe, and then proceeded to rape every single one of them to death after they turned her into a sofa. i have no regrets
im gonna shove my spear into ur rectum while ur fucking my sofa tho
You fool, you are bringin an spear to a gun fight, you don't even have kevlar, you are gonna die by the hell of bullets that the UN provides me.

You are gonna feel what we do to the serbs
 
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You fool, you are bringin an spear to a gun fight, you don't even have kevlar, you are gonna die by the hell of bullets that the UN provides me.

You are gonna feel what we do to the serbs
first you gonna fuck me then you gonna shoot me?
which one is it you ww1 french lookin ass bitch, magine wearin sky blue round these parts
my stop sign will stop all with maximum stoppage u bitch, thats why its a STOP SIGN
 
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Can you please stop flirting with him, it's making everyone else very uncomfortable.
everyone else is flirting with me, im just here to rape everyone and then spear them to death, provided the rape didnt kill them first
 
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I tried to make a roughly realistic setup of what my actual loadout would probably be if SHTF right now. Based on shit I have in my home.

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Except in real life I'd probably cram way more stuff in my backpack, and try to carry more guns, and end up overloaded and exhausted.
But then, in real life I actually don't plan to go anywhere immediately, seeing as I live on a hill, innawoods, in the country.
I'd be more focused on touching base with the neighbors, and defending the family.

Note: it's not an actual PSL, it's a 7.62x54r VEPR that I changed the furniture on to make it look like an SVD. Close enough.
 
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lmao you guys actually want to lug all that heavy shit around?
 
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Your character looks like anthony fantano.

Anyways hand over your food and ammo or get shot.
Its not my fault theres only like 5 character templates to choose from. Wait till you move ehre, thats not just how Anthony Fantano dresses, thats how a lot of Americans dress, especially around fall/winter in the northern US.
 
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So when is someone making the Agora Road /k/ thread? I'd do it myself but I've never touched a gun in my life, so I don't think I'm qualified for it.
 
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So when is someone making the Agora Road /k/ thread? I'd do it myself but I've never touched a gun in my life, so I don't think I'm qualified for it.
I mean, other weapons should fit into /k/ as well.
 
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So when is someone making the Agora Road /k/ thread? I'd do it myself but I've never touched a gun in my life, so I don't think I'm qualified for it.
I mean, other weapons should fit into /k/ as well.
Every time I try to talk guns online anymore it just seems to upset some obnoxious eurofags who whine until a janitor cleans it up for free.
 
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