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Svind

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Man none of my favorites are mentioned, from you all's lists I would only put the following in a top 10:

SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS

Parappa the Rappa 2

Marvel vs Capcom 2

So here are my recs:

- Final Fantasy XII

- Monster Hunter

- ICO

- Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike

- Gauntlet: Dark Legacy (fight me)

- Swap NFS with NFS: Underground 2

- Swap GTA:SA with GTA:VC

I will be more interested in the PSX version of this thread once it pops out, it's the better console.
 
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I want to do the opposite of vouching for this game I WISH TO SUBTRACT A VOUCHE!
I WILL ALLOW IT...


AGAINST THE OBIVIOUSLY CORRECT OPINION THAT MGS3 IS A OBJECTIVELY BETTER GAME I HAVE ADDED MGS2 TO THE LIST BASED ON A 10 MIN CUTSCENE AT THE END OF IT.

PARAPA THE RAPPER 2 AND MVC 2 ADDED.


THIS IS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR, REMEMBER THAT.

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Its a personal vendetta against the game, back then me young mind was getting fucked by the puzzles on a language i didnt spoke. Carried on the salt to this very day and today, on this here thread, i shall have the last laugh against Sphinx and the cursed mummy
This game has another downside as well, one of the save points is bugged and turning off the game after using it breaks one of the internal flags, hardlocking the game and forcing a full reset from the start in order to progress.
 
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MGS 2(INSANITY) AND GTA:SA TIED FOR 1 AND 2.



  • MGS 3 2 (5 votes)
    • GTA SAN ANDREAS (5 votes)

3 4 5 6 TIED WITH 3 VOTES EACH

  • SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS (3 votes)
    • RESIDENT EVIL 4 (3 votes)
      • SILENT HILL 2 ( 3 votes)
      • KINGDOM HEARTS 2 (3 votes)


7 8 9 AND 10 TIED UP WITH 2 VOTES EACH.

  • SLY COOPER 2 (2 votes)
  • BURNOUT 3: TAKEDOWN ( 2 votes)
    • RATCHET AND CLANK 3 (2 votes)
    • STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT 2 (2 votes)
    • LEGO STAR WARS COMPLETE COLLECTION (2 votes)
      • DEVIL MAY CRY 3 (2 votes
    • OKAMI (2 votes )
      • SUPER MONKEY BALL (2 votes)
        • PARAPA THE RAPPER 2 (2 votes
        • MVC 2 (2 votes)



MANY GREAT GAMES DID NOT MAKE THE LIST. NOW IT IS THE FUN PART. KNOCK GAMES OUT. GIVE ME YOUR REASONS WHY A GAME SHOULD NOT BE IN THIS LIST.


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TECHI

I FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT IT




  • MGS 3 2 (5 votes)

THE ONLY THING MGS 2 HAS GOING FOR IT IS BEINGA LEAP IN GRAPHICS (LAME) AND A 10 MINUTE CUTSCENE AT THE END FOR VIDEOESSAYISTS TO MASTURBATE OVER. THE FABLED KATANA IS THERE FOR 5 MINS AND THE REST OF THE GAME ITS VERY MID, WORST BOSS BATTLES IN THE SERIES AFTER 5. CODEC SUCKS AND THE ONLY INTERACTION WORTH A DAMM ITS GETTING PEED ON. BAD STEALTH AND GUNPLAY. ITS A 7 OUT OF 10 GAME.





  • GTA SAN ANDREAS (5 votes)

HOOKER MURDER SIMULATOR, NOT ONLY NO GOOD CHRISTIAN WHITE KIDS SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING IT IT IS ALSO VERY VIOLENT FOR EVEN ADULTS.
GLORIFIES BLACK CRIMINAL GANGS, BAD SWAG COMPARED TO VICE CITY. BAD MEMES LIKE FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ AND HERE WE GO AGAIN. QUEER. TEACHES STEALING AND THATS WRONG.



  • SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS (3 votes)

THE FIRST WALKING SIMULATOR, YOU WALK AND RIDE A RORSE AROUND AND KILL GODS CREATURES FOR FUN. THE SWORD PLAY ITS TERRIBLE BUT THAT DONT EVEN MATTER BECAUSE THERE IS NO ENEMIES OR NOTHING SO YOU'RE JSUT WALKING AROUND DOING BAD PLATAFORMING. SKIP THIS GO PLAY SPIDERMAN 2 INSTEAD IF YOU WANNA CLIMB STUFF. TERRIBLE STORY ALSO MADE FOR JAPS SO YOU NEED SUBTITLES ON IF YOU DONT KNOW GOOKSPEAK. SOMETHING ABOUT A DATE RAPE GONE WRONG AND THEN YOU TURN INTO A BABY. WTF. REALLY BAD.

  • RESIDENT EVIL 4 (3 votes)
RESIDENT EVEIL EXCEPT IT POW POW PEW PEW MADE FOR THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR. TOOK THE WINNING RESIDENT EVIL FORMULA AND MADE IT A SHOOTER WITH BAD CONTROLS, REALLY BAD VOICE ACTING, HALF OF THE GAME IS A ESCORT MISSION, A WEIRD RAIL SHOOTER SECTION,AND THE WORST PART NOT SCARY AT ALL, BAD AT BEING SURVIVAL HORROR. PLAY SILENT HILL INSTEAD.



  • SILENT HILL 2 ( 3 votes)

WTF IS THIS GAME, I CANT UNDERTAND SHIT, THE CONTROLS ARE BAD, CANT FIGHT THE ENEMIES , EVERYTHING IS BLURRY AND FOGGY, THE STORY MAKES NO SENSE, BORDERLINE A WALKING SIMULATOR, EXCEPT THERE IS (BADLY DESIGNED) ENEIMES AROUND, THEY LOOK LIKE PINWORMS. REALLY BAD CONTROLS. CANT READ THE MAP, YOU JUST WALK AROUND AND READ STUFF. PLAY RESIDENT EVIL 4 INSTEAD.

  • KINGDOM HEARTS 2 (3 votes)
GLOBOHOMO GAME MADE FOR CHILDREN. MAKES NO SENSE. THEY TRIED TO APPEAL TO WESTERN JAPANOPHILES BY INCLUDING CHARACTERS FROM THEIR MYTHOLOGY BUT THEY JUST LOOK OUUTA PLACE LIKE A LSD DREAM. BAD COMBAT, BAD EXPLORATION, GRINDTHON JAP GAME WITH A JAP STORY THAT ALSO MAKES NO SENSE. AVOID.

  • SLY COOPER 2 (2 votes)

FURRY GAME MADE FOR FURRIES. BAD STEALTH, BAD COMBAT, ANNOYING FURRY CHARACTERS. NOT MUCH HERE.
  • RATCHET AND CLANK 3 (2 votes)
SAME THING EXCEPT PEW PEW POW POW FOR THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR, FURRY BAIT.

  • BURNOUT 3: TAKEDOWN ( 2 votes)
CAR GAME WHERE YOU CAN'T CUSTOMIZE YOUR CARS, NOT REALISTIC CRASHES, WHERE IS THE POLICE??? REALLY HARD TIME ATTACK F1 LEVEL. TERRIBLE 2000s LAME ROCK SOUNDTRACK. NO POV. NO BURNOUT MECHANIC.


  • STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT 2 (2 votes)

GAME MADE FOR NERDS, LOADING SCREENS TAKE TOO LONG, CORRIDOR GRENADE FESTS, CONSTANT REPTITION OF THE SAME LINES OVER AND OVER, PREQUELS, LOTS OF GAME MODES THAT NOBODY USES, YOU CAN JUST BUMRUSH AN AT-AT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME AND HAVE A GIANT ADVANTAGE IN HOTH.
SOME MAPS ARE TOO UNBALANCED, SOME MAPS ARE TOO BALANCED. SPACE COMBAT INSIDE THE SHIPS??? WACK.

  • LEGO STAR WARS COMPLETE COLLECTION (2 votes)
SAME AS ABOVE, MADE FOR NERDS MANCHILDREN. TOO MANY THINGS TO DO IN A GAME FOR CHILDREN, PREQUELS, DEMONIC GOOKSPEAK, PROPAGANDA FOR LEGO, UNREALISTIC THINGS LIKE MAKING BRIDGES OUTTA BROKEN FLOWERS. YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN CHARACTERS BUT THEY'RE OP. MADE TO GET CHILDREN TO GROW UP AS MANCHILDREN.
  • DEVIL MAY CRY 3 (2 votes)
TOO HARD, MADE FOR EDGY TEENAGERS, MAIN CHARACTER IS A METROSEXUAL, COMBOS ARE TOO COMPLICATED, THE STORY IS BAD AND OVER THE TOP. BAD MEMES LIKE PIZZA. CELEBRATES BEING AN PETERPAN ADULT. GUNS DO NO DAMAGE, DEMONIC IMAGERY.



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Based off of what I played as a child...

Spongebob battle for bikini bottom
The Hobbit
Star Wars Battlefront
Star Wars Battlefront 2
Lego Star Wars(any of them)
 
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