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I've snorted tootsie pops. also I've never been stung by a bee
 
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I'm really bad at measuring stuff like height, weight, distance, and temperature.
 
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I'm addicted to madden. I know it's bad, I know ea is copy pasting.

I love football please give me a good football game soon
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My life is so interesting I read 97 books last year...:WojakNPC:

Plus, kind of embarrassed to say this, but I haven't had a face to face conversation with anyone since last year. Sometimes I think I lost the capability to communicate with humans...
We're here to help!

There's someone behind each and every post (I hope)
 
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My life is so interesting I read 97 books last year...:WojakNPC:

Plus, kind of embarrassed to say this, but I haven't had a face to face conversation with anyone since last year. Sometimes I think I lost the capability to communicate with humans...
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I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I'm flattered. Truly, you flatter me. Is this really about the comment though?
Or, what your Mom said about me becoming your new Dad?
 
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It could be anything to something really big or really mundane.
Mmmm....I really like reading and alone time (idk if this is unexpected but eh)
 
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1. I'm a huge retro / vintage geek and just a big, tall university dropout nerd.
2. I was briefly engaged to a baby crazy late 20s Croatian bombshell I met on 4chan and lived in Croatia with her for six months.


My life is so interesting I read 97 books last year...:WojakNPC:

Plus, kind of embarrassed to say this, but I haven't had a face to face conversation with anyone since last year. Sometimes I think I lost the capability to communicate with humans...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LZeIOf2sfo


The second part is a bit troubling man, but the first part isn't at all. Knowledge is power.
When I'm in a manic state, I'll stay up for anywhere between one to three nights straight. Oftentimes, I'll spend those nights reading or self-studying at my desk.
I mostly use e-books technically though, since you can get them for free.
 
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Thermite

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My life is so interesting I read 97 books last year...:WojakNPC:

Plus, kind of embarrassed to say this, but I haven't had a face to face conversation with anyone since last year. Sometimes I think I lost the capability to communicate with humans...
the extent of my human interactions is purchasing breakfast/coffee
 
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Sweet n' Comfy

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2. I was briefly engaged to a baby crazy late 20s Croatian bombshell I met on 4chan and lived in Croatia with her for six months.
How do you meet people via chan boards? Aren't you afraid of being murdered or raped?
 
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My parents had to flee south africa, otherwise they'd have been arrested by the apartheid government
 
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I have a phobia to bananas, once I passed out because I touch one by accident :s
Yeah, I don't like bananas either I don't have a fear its just the texture is just....eehhh:REEEEE:
 
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