VaporQuake
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How?I almost died once.
We're here to help!My life is so interesting I read 97 books last year...
Plus, kind of embarrassed to say this, but I haven't had a face to face conversation with anyone since last year. Sometimes I think I lost the capability to communicate with humans...
My life is so interesting I read 97 books last year...
Plus, kind of embarrassed to say this, but I haven't had a face to face conversation with anyone since last year. Sometimes I think I lost the capability to communicate with humans...
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
This used to be me for years, I also didn't have body odor until I was 19
Mmmm....I really like reading and alone time (idk if this is unexpected but eh)It could be anything to something really big or really mundane.
My life is so interesting I read 97 books last year...
Plus, kind of embarrassed to say this, but I haven't had a face to face conversation with anyone since last year. Sometimes I think I lost the capability to communicate with humans...
homie attitued fits his pfpI once ran a 5k on mushrooms
i've heard buddhism called "the atheist's religion"I used to be a hardcore atheist growing up. Now I am Buddhist.
the extent of my human interactions is purchasing breakfast/coffeeMy life is so interesting I read 97 books last year...
Plus, kind of embarrassed to say this, but I haven't had a face to face conversation with anyone since last year. Sometimes I think I lost the capability to communicate with humans...
I never had friends because I am autistic. As for the odor, it's as simple as the fact that my armpits did not smell like onions. Nice try.Correction: you had oddly specific Anosmia until age 19, and very polite friends.
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How do you meet people via chan boards? Aren't you afraid of being murdered or raped?2. I was briefly engaged to a baby crazy late 20s Croatian bombshell I met on 4chan and lived in Croatia with her for six months.
Yeah, I don't like bananas either I don't have a fear its just the texture is just....eehhhI have a phobia to bananas, once I passed out because I touch one by accident :s