Schizopost Archive

[SomaSpice]

Here in Agora Road, we love our schizos. Its fair to say that if you found this site, you've probably done quite a few rounds through the lesser travelled paths of the web. How about we make use of the road's collective experiences and we make a thread where we catalogue the nuttiest shit we've found out there in the net?

I'll begin:

Schizobabble about using albums to charge your energy during masturbation(???) and fight a psychic war:

More related to the same stuff as above:

View: https://pastebin.com/svsfjW1s

A few highlights:

Weird ass shitpost about anime girls using anticongestants as a cheap meth substitute:

View: https://youtu.be/iw9gB87jFYI?list=PLGJ63V-y99W8hxZvJl0jE9c5Zr3jYNZY0

 

[Yabba]

Weird ass shitpost about anime girls using anticongestants as a cheap meth substitute:

View: https://youtu.be/iw9gB87jFYI?list=PLGJ63V-y99W8hxZvJl0jE9c5Zr3jYNZY0

You know your entering a recession when the anime girls are using anticongestants.

 

[Deleted member 4436]

Is this the thread where we get to show off all of the cool rabbit holes we've encountered on the internet?
Despite all of my time here, I haven't actually found many that aren't already common knowledge. (I'm a faker! I have no schizo knowledge!)

I think the best one I have is Professor Oak sightings

 

[SomaSpice]

Is this the thread where we get to show off all of the cool rabbit holes we've encountered on the internet?

Yes, this is it!


View: https://youtu.be/oTByAHUqCF4?list=PLIT2qNV3U8lhUZr8TAejSRGsJycrZSal-&t=1633

 

[Deleted member 4436]

So I've delved into the depths of my recollection, and have brought back the most unusual things I have. Turns out, it was a bit more than I thought.

The Nugetian Meat-cycle
Pretty much the entirety of 973 eht namuh 973 is what you're looking for, and this just so happens to be among the most curious of posts there.

Алёшенька
Rumored alien/demon baby/gnome that was circulated in a small town in Russia. I don't speak Russian, so I'm probably leaving out quite a bit of the story.

Forum thread
People detailing various odd tales, maybe real, maybe not real, which they've heard throughout their lives.

Hyperstition
Their archives are full of interesting finds, if you have the time and patience to try and understand all of it.

These are some of the weirder Youtube videos I've come across:


Lost my mind when 46 and 2 started playing


One of the greatest albums of all time

 

[power gem]

https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/ciencia/matrix_brainwashing/index.htm this website is an extended early 00s schizopost. it's a great read.

a major focus of the site is how "THEY" use coded language ("keywords") to manipulate and control people. the author has compiled a dictionary of these keywords:

there is also a section on how to 'dismantle the keywords' and protect yourself from this form of manipulation. pretty fascinating.

 

[Deleted member 4436]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO63Ih0UAWE

Not really sure if I'd consider PRS to be "schizophrenic". I learned fairly recently that he used to do a lot of Pokemon ost remixes, and also maybe had Furaffinity account IIRC. Maybe not there but some other, similar site. He's really just an acclaimed shitposter with a somewhat surrealist sense of humor. It's also much more calculated and deliberately amateur than real incomprehensible creations.

 

[Some_porcupine]

can i shitpost mild schizo here? well, not that, only ideas:

POST-CAPITALISM MANIFESTO

MANUFACTURE DEVICES WITH AT LEAST 5 YEAR WARRANTY (INCLUDING MEMORY SPACE / ADDITIONAL DEVICE FOR THIS; ENCODE THIS SPACE BY UP-DATE)
CLEAN THE ENVIRONMENT OF THE EARTH AND AROUND IT FROM WASTE (SATELLITES, BOTTLES, CHEM., ...)
IMPROVE WASTE TREATMENT, ALLOWANCES (NOT TAXES) FOR WASTE; REMANUFACTURE
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S ACTUALLY GOING ON IN THIS WORLD FULL OF DISTRACTIONS WITH USELESS DISTRACTIONS, BUT WE FEEL THAT SOMETHING IS HAPPENING THAT IN THE END NO ONE WILL LIKE (POP <--- ---=""> GOV.)
SET A CEILING FOR CONSUMPTION (PRODUCTION FOR A YEAR, AND A HALF YEAR IN STOCK) AND THE CONGLOMERATE (? 0.5 MILL. $), INCREASE THE STANDARD OF LIVING PROPERLY FOR THE WORK INVOLVED IN THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE STATE, COLLECT MONEY IMMEDIATELY FROM EACH MINIMUM CHARGE (TRAVEL, ... ) DIRECTLY TO THE STATE ACCOUNT, TO THE GIVEN SECTOR (PROTECTION AGAINST MONEY LAUNDERING)
AN END TO MULTIPLE TAXATION (TAXES ON TAXES) AND SCAMS WITH MONEY AND ANYTHING ELSE
SO THAT THE GOVERNMENT CAN MONITOR US, THEN THE SETTING SHOULD BE SUCH THAT IF A PERSON CANNOT CONTROL HIMSELF, HE WILL BE MONITORED BY OTHER CITIZENS (PUBLIC RESPONSIBILITY) - TRUST EDUCATES, DISTRUST AND LIE MAKES PEOPLE DISOBEDIENT - THE SAME APPLIES TO EXCESSIVE CONTROL - YOU NEED TO SET UP MEASURE ⇒ REPORT INSPECTION DATES - SOMEONE CATCHES FLIES, SOMEONE DOESN'T MAKE IT
IF WE RUN OUT OF RESOURCES MONEY WILL NOT HELP US AND IT WILL BE USELESS TO CRY ABOUT WHY WE WERE NOT WARNED EARLIER
DO ALL THINGS AT ONCE, LESS FORMS
NOT TO SPOIL WHAT WORKED AND NOT TO SPOIL SOMETHING EVEN MORE THAT DOESN'T WORK ⇒ MEASURE TWICE, CUT ONCE - CATCH PROBLEMS IN THE TEST. STAGE, NOT LATER IN A SYSTEM THAT IS GOING TO FALL
MONEY INTO RENEWABLE RESOURCES, HAPPY IS THE ONE WHO DOESN'T LIVE FOR THINGS...
THE MEDIA CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT VIEWERS AND SPONSORS ⇒ WITHOUT FAITH OR EVIDENCE, IT IS DIFFICULT TO BUILD SOMETHING THAT BENEFITS US AND THE GOVERNMENT - AND THE SAME APPLIES TO THE MEDIA AS HERE, ONE DOESN'T WORK WITHOUT THE OTHER
NOT MONEY FOR MORE MONEY, BUT SOCIETY AND THE DEVELOPMENT OF A BETTER AND SMARTER WORLD
FOLLOW MONEY IN THE HIGHER SPHERES
NOT [-IKA, -ISMS], BUT COMMUNITY

 

[Some_porcupine]

can i shitpost mild schizo here? well, not that, only ideas:

POST-CAPITALISM MANIFESTO

MANUFACTURE DEVICES WITH AT LEAST 5 YEAR WARRANTY (INCLUDING MEMORY SPACE / ADDITIONAL DEVICE FOR THIS; ENCODE THIS SPACE BY UP-DATE)
CLEAN THE ENVIRONMENT OF THE EARTH AND AROUND IT FROM WASTE (SATELLITES, BOTTLES, CHEM., ...)
IMPROVE WASTE TREATMENT, ALLOWANCES (NOT TAXES) FOR WASTE; REMANUFACTURE
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT'S ACTUALLY GOING ON IN THIS WORLD FULL OF DISTRACTIONS WITH USELESS DISTRACTIONS, BUT WE FEEL THAT SOMETHING IS HAPPENING THAT IN THE END NO ONE WILL LIKE (POP <--- ---=""> GOV.)
SET A CEILING FOR CONSUMPTION (PRODUCTION FOR A YEAR, AND A HALF YEAR IN STOCK) AND THE CONGLOMERATE (? 0.5 MILL. $), INCREASE THE STANDARD OF LIVING PROPERLY FOR THE WORK INVOLVED IN THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE STATE, COLLECT MONEY IMMEDIATELY FROM EACH MINIMUM CHARGE (TRAVEL, ... ) DIRECTLY TO THE STATE ACCOUNT, TO THE GIVEN SECTOR (PROTECTION AGAINST MONEY LAUNDERING)
AN END TO MULTIPLE TAXATION (TAXES ON TAXES) AND SCAMS WITH MONEY AND ANYTHING ELSE
SO THAT THE GOVERNMENT CAN MONITOR US, THEN THE SETTING SHOULD BE SUCH THAT IF A PERSON CANNOT CONTROL HIMSELF, HE WILL BE MONITORED BY OTHER CITIZENS (PUBLIC RESPONSIBILITY) - TRUST EDUCATES, DISTRUST AND LIE MAKES PEOPLE DISOBEDIENT - THE SAME APPLIES TO EXCESSIVE CONTROL - YOU NEED TO SET UP MEASURE ⇒ REPORT INSPECTION DATES - SOMEONE CATCHES FLIES, SOMEONE DOESN'T MAKE IT
IF WE RUN OUT OF RESOURCES MONEY WILL NOT HELP US AND IT WILL BE USELESS TO CRY ABOUT WHY WE WERE NOT WARNED EARLIER
DO ALL THINGS AT ONCE, LESS FORMS
NOT TO SPOIL WHAT WORKED AND NOT TO SPOIL SOMETHING EVEN MORE THAT DOESN'T WORK ⇒ MEASURE TWICE, CUT ONCE - CATCH PROBLEMS IN THE TEST. STAGE, NOT LATER IN A SYSTEM THAT IS GOING TO FALL
MONEY INTO RENEWABLE RESOURCES, HAPPY IS THE ONE WHO DOESN'T LIVE FOR THINGS...
THE MEDIA CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT VIEWERS AND SPONSORS ⇒ WITHOUT FAITH OR EVIDENCE, IT IS DIFFICULT TO BUILD SOMETHING THAT BENEFITS US AND THE GOVERNMENT - AND THE SAME APPLIES TO THE MEDIA AS HERE, ONE DOESN'T WORK WITHOUT THE OTHER
NOT MONEY FOR MORE MONEY, BUT SOCIETY AND THE DEVELOPMENT OF A BETTER AND SMARTER WORLD
FOLLOW MONEY IN THE HIGHER SPHERES
NOT [-IKA, -ISMS], BUT COMMUNITY

2. CONTROL LEADS TO ANARCHY
4. BAN GUNS - ALCO, TBC., ..., ALLOW CANA. - PEOPLE WILL CONTROL THEMSELVES ON MISTAKES
6. BAN 1 PERSON CARS [RENT, BARTER RIDE] (EXCEPT AMBUL., ...), BUILT BUS-, BIKE- AND SCOOTERLINES
8. MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES, AS COOP. IS THE FUTURE; SCHOOL OF (FOR) LIFE (HOW NOT TO BE A DI--.)
10. NO MONEY - BARTER, OSLT.
12. BAN ADS - NO CONSUM - PEOPLE KNOW WHAT THEY (DON'T) WANT; AND IF NOT DISBELIEVED, SOC. KNOWS WHAT IT WANT IN PARTICULAR
14. MAKE CITIES GREENER
16. MAKE UNNECESSARY FUN; WE ARE NOT LAZY IN THAT WAY, EVERYBODY CAN IMPROVE TO SOMETHING WITH HELP OF (FROM) EVERYONE
18. MAKE LYING NOTICIBLE BY EXACT AMOUNT OF BARTER; NO CLASS (DIV.) - DURABLE, YET FUNCT. ACCESSORIES
20. NO SURVEILLENCE - NEGOTIATOR OF "REGIME" WILL HAVE FREE-WILL TO LEAVE TO "ANARCH." COLONY BUILT BY THEMSELVES (AS IF THEY (DON´T COLLAPSE IS SYS.) --- BELIEF IN PEOPLE, BUT PATIENCE AND [...] AS NOW, THEY (GOVT.) WON'T GOATSCAPE OWN PEOPLE FOR WHAT THEY BOTH DID (DISTRUST, DESTRUCT. FROM INSIDE)
22. NO STATES, NO GOVT, ONLY PEOPLE OF THE EARTH - NO SH-- DRAMA; ONLY FUN WILL BE SELF-RESEARCH IN PART OF P.O.T.E.

 

[Some_porcupine]

2. CONTROL LEADS TO ANARCHY
4. BAN GUNS - ALCO, TBC., ..., ALLOW CANA. - PEOPLE WILL CONTROL THEMSELVES ON MISTAKES
6. BAN 1 PERSON CARS [RENT, BARTER RIDE] (EXCEPT AMBUL., ...), BUILT BUS-, BIKE- AND SCOOTERLINES
8. MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES, AS COOP. IS THE FUTURE; SCHOOL OF (FOR) LIFE (HOW NOT TO BE A DI--.)
10. NO MONEY - BARTER, OSLT.
12. BAN ADS - NO CONSUM - PEOPLE KNOW WHAT THEY (DON'T) WANT; AND IF NOT DISBELIEVED, SOC. KNOWS WHAT IT WANT IN PARTICULAR
14. MAKE CITIES GREENER
16. MAKE UNNECESSARY FUN; WE ARE NOT LAZY IN THAT WAY, EVERYBODY CAN IMPROVE TO SOMETHING WITH HELP OF (FROM) EVERYONE
18. MAKE LYING NOTICIBLE BY EXACT AMOUNT OF BARTER; NO CLASS (DIV.) - DURABLE, YET FUNCT. ACCESSORIES
20. NO SURVEILLENCE - NEGOTIATOR OF "REGIME" WILL HAVE FREE-WILL TO LEAVE TO "ANARCH." COLONY BUILT BY THEMSELVES (AS IF THEY (DON´T COLLAPSE IS SYS.) --- BELIEF IN PEOPLE, BUT PATIENCE AND [...] AS NOW, THEY (GOVT.) WON'T GOATSCAPE OWN PEOPLE FOR WHAT THEY BOTH DID (DISTRUST, DESTRUCT. FROM INSIDE)
22. NO STATES, NO GOVT, ONLY PEOPLE OF THE EARTH - NO SH-- DRAMA; ONLY FUN WILL BE SELF-RESEARCH IN PART OF P.O.T.E.

REDUCED
CAPITALISM

IF THE GOVERNMENT CAN WATCH US, WE CAN WATCH THEM AND LIKE THEM, WE CAN DRAWN THE CONSEQUENCES; FAILURE TO KEEP THE PROMISE AND LYING WILL BE JUDGED BY THE POPULATION AND THE ASSOCIATED (PARTNER) GOVERNMENT; AS SHE IS BUILT BY US AND FOR US, NOT BY US FOR HER WELL-BEING.
MONITORING THE POPULATION IS ONLY POSSIBLE IF IT IS IN THE INTEREST OF PROTECTION AGAINST HUMAN STUPIDITY, IMAGINATION AND GREED. THERE IS NO BAD IDEA IF IT IS BASED ON WHAT WE CALL THE GOLDEN RULE AND EVERYONE'S MORAL, GENERALLY HUMAN CODE OF CONDUCT. WHICH IN ITS ESSENCE DOES NOT THREATEN LIFE AND THE PRINCIPLES OF COMMON SENSE.
PEOPLE ARE CAPABLE OF HURT THEMSELVES, BUT YOU CANNOT RAISE A PERSON WITHOUT GETTING BURNED AND AT THE SAME TIME KNOWING WHAT IS MORALLY ACCEPTABLE. WE DON'T NEED TO BOX PEOPLE AND BUILD BARRIERS AROUND THEM OR OURSELVES; ALL THAT IS NEEDED IS COMMON SENSE WITHOUT PREJUDICE AND COMMUNICATION.
IT IS OBVIOUS THAT IF WE SURROUND OURSELVES ONLY WITH POSSESSIONS AND WEALTH, WE WILL NOT BE REALLY HAPPY, BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT WE BREAK THE LAW OR NORM, OR BE FULL OF ENVY, GREED AND LIES - WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IS OUR MISSION AND DESIRE, WE WILL NOT BE HAPPY , BECAUSE UNTIL WE FULFILL OUR FEELING OF CONNECTION WITH THE WORLD, OUR CHASING FOR EVERYTHING WE SEE AROUND AND DON'T REALLY NEED - WILL BE USELESS.
IN BRIEF, PEOPLE ARE NOT BAD, THEY JUST GET ANXIETY FROM TIME TO TIME BECAUSE THEY HATE THEMSELVES AND THE WORLD FOR WHATEVER, WHAT IF, AND THEY DON'T SEE THAT THE ONLY POINT OF THIS PAIN IS TO FIND WHAT MAKES THEM THEM BY THEMSELVES - WITHOUT A REASON, A WAY OR A GUIDE, PURELY THE PUREST OF SELFISH GESTURES - NOT TO CAUSE PAIN, BUT TO SPREAD SOMETHING ONLY THEY WILL DISCOVER - THERE ARE TEMPLATES AND PAVED PATHS, BUT NOT ALL [BOOKS] WOULD NEVER TELL THE ALIENS ABOUT US OUR COMPLETE, PERFECT IMAGE OF HOW EVERYTHING IS MADE OF STORIES.

 

[kona]

You know your entering a recession when the anime girls are using anticongestants.

Here in Agora Road, we love our schizos. Its fair to say that if you found this site, you've probably done quite a few rounds through the lesser travelled paths of the web. How about we make use of the road's collective experiences and we make a thread where we catalogue the nuttiest shit we've found out there in the net?

I'll begin:

Schizobabble about using albums to charge your energy during masturbation(???) and fight a psychic war:

More related to the same stuff as above:

View: https://pastebin.com/svsfjW1s

A few highlights:
View attachment 44626
View attachment 44627

Weird ass shitpost about anime girls using anticongestants as a cheap meth substitute:

View: https://youtu.be/iw9gB87jFYI?list=PLGJ63V-y99W8hxZvJl0jE9c5Zr3jYNZY0

My God. I was friends with the guy that made those benzedrex videos on discord. My discord account got deleted for being too based, but I believe I could find him again. He was pretty cool. We were never super tight but we drifted apart a couple months before I got banned. Totally forgot about that little series and him. This is nuts.

 

[saintdinnah]

I sometimes come across weird shit too

View: https://youtu.be/aqFUKsyuoe4


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO63Ih0UAWE


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shrcT1EN4Sc

also anything death grips counts i think

View attachment 46732

That's just an animation genre called "skat animation", there's nothing schizo about it. Just surreal animated shorts that have different art styles drawn in "MSPaint". I've contributed to the genre with my own shitty animated shorts.

Thread about skatworx: https://forum.agoraroad.com/index.p...x-skat-animation-aka-mspaint-animations.4339/

 

[calico_jack]

An old Agora classic, Nagoblud.com

His page on us

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[saintdinnah]

An old Agora classic, Nagoblud.comView attachment 48895
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As an Illuminati Pirate shill bot alt-account. I do personally like spamming images of Agora Chan at the Nagolbuds so they can transvestigate her to the end of time. Unless they're all a massive bot.............

 

[スーパー Meidoメイド]

You fools, i'm...illuminatipirate.

View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7G5MpNCwzL8

 

[mydadiscar]

Holy shit... I never thought I would actually encounter a fellow Benzedrex Friends enjoyer in the wild...