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SomaSpice

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Here in Agora Road, we love our schizos. Its fair to say that if you found this site, you've probably done quite a few rounds through the lesser travelled paths of the web. How about we make use of the road's collective experiences and we make a thread where we catalogue the nuttiest shit we've found out there in the net?

I'll begin:

Schizobabble about using albums to charge your energy during masturbation(???) and fight a psychic war:
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More related to the same stuff as above:

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A few highlights:
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Weird ass shitpost about anime girls using anticongestants as a cheap meth substitute:

View: https://youtu.be/iw9gB87jFYI?list=PLGJ63V-y99W8hxZvJl0jE9c5Zr3jYNZY0
 
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L. Rhodes

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Is this the thread where we get to show off all of the cool rabbit holes we've encountered on the internet?
Despite all of my time here, I haven't actually found many that aren't already common knowledge. (I'm a faker! I have no schizo knowledge!)

I think the best one I have is Professor Oak sightings
 
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So I've delved into the depths of my recollection, and have brought back the most unusual things I have. Turns out, it was a bit more than I thought.

The Nugetian Meat-cycle
Pretty much the entirety of 973 eht namuh 973 is what you're looking for, and this just so happens to be among the most curious of posts there.

Алёшенька
Rumored alien/demon baby/gnome that was circulated in a small town in Russia. I don't speak Russian, so I'm probably leaving out quite a bit of the story.

Forum thread
People detailing various odd tales, maybe real, maybe not real, which they've heard throughout their lives.

Hyperstition
Their archives are full of interesting finds, if you have the time and patience to try and understand all of it.

These are some of the weirder Youtube videos I've come across:


Lost my mind when 46 and 2 started playing


One of the greatest albums of all time

 
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