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Went to the Orlando museum of art today. They had a small movie room and they were showing a doc about a bronie autist.... It's kinda bait cause it's only about mlp like in the first 2 minutes lmao. Here (scan the QR)

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...how did he say it?
edit: I checked it out he just stuttered halfway through saying it
actually that's very chad and a true fan now that I think about it. Cause that's how fluttershy would say her name
 
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Wow, a MLP thread: Talk about early-mid 2010s nostalgia.

What can I say, the whole pony enjoyer community was peak web 2.0. So many forums, blogs, newsites, forums and image boards were made. There was even an email provider or two. You could just bounce between fan sites all day, without touching a bigtech site.

Good times. The show was nice as well. Rarity was a good pone.
 

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alright, time to address the pink elephant in the room: which one goes in a jar
dont call me disgusting i know you all think it too now answer
My friend almost sent me a jar with it lmao. He said it wouldve been too big
 
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get a bigger jar, more of a challenge anyway
Real tawk, what's up with the masculine urge to corrupt the beautiful/pure? It's like a sort of pathology I swear. We care so much about female wholesomeness yet many carry a twisted pleasure in defacing it... There's fawning and then seething about it. I wonder if guro is the sublimation of this matter. Oh god oh no, I've just realized the possibility of pone guro...

This is why yuri is the purest form of love.
 
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Real tawk, what's up with the masculine urge to corrupt the beautiful/pure? It's like a sort of pathology I swear. We care so much about female wholesomeness yet many carry a twisted pleasure in defacing it... There's fawning and then seething about it. I wonder if guro is the sublimation of this matter. Oh god oh no, I've just realized the possibility of pone guro...
idk mang i aint into that, i just accept that the natural conclusion of buying pony figures is sticking them in a hot glue jar
i am more of the protect type rather than defile
This is why yuri is the purest form of love.
EXACTLY
 
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idk mang i aint into that, i just accept that the natural conclusion of buying pony figures is sticking them in a hot glue jar
i am more of the protect type rather than defile

EXACTLY
1.Yuri is the purest form of love.
2.Ponies are pure.
3.Thefore pone yuri is the greatest purest form of love.

We might be obliged to do a Moorean shift on this one.
 
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1.Yuri is the purest form of love.
2.Ponies are pure.
3.Thefore pone yuri is the greatest purest form of love.

We might be obliged to do a Moorean shift on this one.
No, yuri still usually has the sexual aspect and introducing such things to something that is partly pure due to an absence of that makes it impure
One of the reasons yuri is purest form of love is that even despite the fact that they have sexual desires that must be acted upon there's more of an emphasis on feelings and less domination or degrading etc. thus conducted in a pure way
BUT ponies ain't sexual so potentially introducing sexuality into something that isn't inherently sexual is thus dirtying it
(I'm totally not just writing this to prevent you from writing pony smut not at all, I care about this as much as you please tell the doctor your autism has got worse Saki)
 
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BUT ponies ain't sexual so potentially introducing sexuality into something that isn't inherently sexual is thus dirtying it
Ponies get married, have kids. In equestria girls 1 and 2, Twillight sparkle, who is a pony, feels attraction towards a human male. So does Sunset Shimmer, but her attraction makes more sense since she has accustomed to her human form. Yet for Twillight sparkle, who barely spends a week in the human world, to develop attraction towards a human male means she's either incredibly horny or perverted. If there's at least one sexual pony, it means ponies can be sexual.
 
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Ponies get married, have kids. In equestria girls 1 and 2, Twillight sparkle, who is a pony, feels attraction towards a human male. So does Sunset Shimmer, but her attraction makes more sense since she has accustomed to her human form. Yet for Twillight sparkle, who barely spends a week in the human world, to develop attraction towards a human male means she's either incredibly horny or perverted. If there's at least one sexual pony, it means ponies can be sexual.
...IMPURE, IMPURE, KILL IT WITH FIRE
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I MUST GO AND READ 20 CHAPTERS OF PURE YURI AND A CGDCT ANIME TO CLEANSE MYSELF FROM THIS IMPURITY :schitztroll::schitztroll::schitztroll::schitztroll::schitztroll:
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I HATE MEN I HATE MEN I HATE MEN
 
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