Sex is good, sure... but also... isn't it like... bad?
This made the rounds on twitter maybe a year or two ago. This is actually somewhat shocking to modern sensibilities (timestamped):
View: https://youtu.be/Hniw_87mA2U?t=48
What I'm talking about is, of course, the absolutely carefree, spontaneous, BRAZEN, but above all completely natural display of
horniness. And remember, these women are fawning over Batdork Michael Keaton no less. This easy-going social attitude seems as quaint and dated as New Jack Swing. How could regular average folks just display such
unfettered horniness on national TV?
And how did people in previous generations contend with their horniness? Well the boomers had a very straight forward solution:
View: https://youtu.be/wvUQcnfwUUM
"Have a drink, have a drive, go out and see what you can find..."
If ever boomer privilege was encapsulated in a single sentence.. but I digress...
The modern zoomlet, thoughever, finds his relation to
horniness much more complicated, as evinced by memes (a format which, thanks to the squalid imaginations of millennials, now are a vehicle for cries for help, doomerisms and various coping mechanisms). Examples:
In the Permissive™, asexual society
Horniness is a cross to bear. The implicit message one gets is whatever path it leads you down goes nowhere good. Unlike the permissive society of Mungo Jerry's day, we can't just simply have a drink, have a drive and go out and see what we can find.
In terms of official DOCTRINE, Sex-positivity is still the law of the day. We live in the Permissive Society™. The general UNEASE around Sex in spite of this, thoughever, demonstrates a curious bifurcation in the public Sex-concept. The culture of the recent past was capital "H" Horny in tone, it was very cheeky about it but it was entirely unironic. Check out this collection of
ads in Spin Magazine from 2001. Btw they're all from the same issue. Every ad that ever existed during the 90s and 00s was like this, I can't stress this point enough. I'm not saying we need to retvrn to this fever-pitch of horniness, but it demonstrates an important point. Take a pretty famous example, Calvin Klein ads from the 90s:
This Calvin Klein ad simply radiates sexuality. It is in many ways Erotic Sex distilled into a single photograph. Fast forward to present day:
This modern day ad makes no such appeals to the viewer's sexuality as such. It doesn't ask "Hey, want to be HOT and SEXY and FUCK along with all the other HOT, SEXY people who ALSO FUCK?" Rather it sort of implicitly scolds the viewer for not having that same lust-reaction to this fat toad as he/she might have had to the hot 90's supermodels. What, this morbidly obese blob-woman doesn't do it for you?
"That sounds like a you problem, sweatie."
"Sex" then, is divorced from the realm of the socio-biological and enters the realm of the ideological. And what we find is that we tolerate, and even hold as virtue,
Sex in the Abstract. Sex work is real work, women's bodies are autonomous, slut shaming is bad etc. etc. etc. But on the flip side the messy and often asymmetric power dynamics of
Sex in the Concrete become dangerous and suspicious. Complex rationalizations are invented which reveal how every sex-relationship is de facto exploitative. What follows is "grooming discourse", "age gap discourse", "power gap discourse", the list goes on. It's now, I think, socially illegal for any remotely notable person to have sex with a fan (or possibly anyone else for that matter). This strict morality extends all the way to
nerd youtubers who talk about their top 10 JRPGs. It's not fair to the blob-woman that you don't lust over her the way you would over sub-10%-bodyfat fashion models with spotless skin and washboard abs. But even if you did against all odds lust over her you'd probably be *fetishizing the Other* or some other such newly fabricated absurdity. If contending with this stuff is the price of being horny, then who wouldn't much rather just be happy.....
This accounts for why the most viewed thing online is pornography, which is viewed at an inverse proportion to the amount of sex being had irl. Porn is a lot like those Hollywood blockbuster movies mentioned in the
blogpost that WanderingPariah linked earlier, where attractive actors with perfect faces and six pack abs sort of asexually co-exist in eachothers' presence with no chemistry or sexual tension whatsoever, just in porn they fuck I guess instead of defeat Thanos. It's a weird simulation that does tick some of the surface level boxes of Sex, such as acts of penetration, but it doesn't often come across as Sex
proper. The mechanics of it are of course present, penises, vaginas, anuses, that sort of thing, but what's conspicuously absent is a single iota of
Eros. Some of the ads from that issue of Spin are about 1000% more erotic than most hardcore pornography. It leans into visually jarring, transgressive sensuality while somehow remaining completely SFW.
It's constructed, that is to say, "artificial", scenes of
Eros, but it's not creating a full scale simulation of Sex in the way modern pornography does. Pornography is grotesquely NSFW yet seemingly entirely devoid of Eroticism. I actually wonder if the awful, disgusting, deeply LIMINAL fluorescent school-cafeteria lighting they use when shooting it (which creates that sickly, pallid color space) is a feature and not a bug. It reinforces the simulated aspect.
Mood is antithetical to the mechanics of simulated Sex, because there's a risk that if mood were present it would turn into actual Sex. If you look up porn from the 1970s and 80s you find that the lighting and color balance are a million times better, so I can't help but wonder if this is deliberate, or at the very least something that was arrived at through the dialectic of subconsciously catering to unstated viewer preference.
When sex is simulated it is "safe".
"No animals were hurt in the making of this film." It's held together by contracts with delineations and boundaries, at least in theory anyway (porn is often an exploitative industry in reality, but it's the idea here which is key, besides under the right labor conditions it can be completely ethical).
Sex in the Abstract is ultimately more comfortable to contend with than the stark ambiguities and unspoken rules of engagement that come with
Sex in the Concrete. But idk... that also sounds kind of ......hot? Much to think about.