The crazy ads of Agora road.

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Post all the bizarre ads you see on Agora. I just see some really out there ones and wonder if others get the same strange stuff:
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Does anybody know @no_chill's home address. I think it would be funny to send him a star of david.
Just go to Austria, knock in every door you see and ask "are you no_chill from Agora Road". Sooner or later you will find him.
 
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Before agora got remodeled and removed the Chinese copypasta all of the ads on the frontpage were in Chinese, which was kinda funny. Nowadays I block ads on a DNS level so even if I wanted to I can't see any.
 

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On mobile I only get the most targeted ads of places I googled a week or so prior. On desktop the screen will flash some weird text about "becoming a sissy" or "gooning sissyself" but it only shows up for a fraction of a second.
Becoming a sissy? What does that even mean?
 
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On mobile I only get the most targeted ads of places I googled a week or so prior. On desktop the screen will flash some weird text about "becoming a sissy" or "gooning sissyself" but it only shows up for a fraction of a second.
So that's what IlluminatiPirate is into...
 
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On mobile I only get the most targeted ads of places I googled a week or so prior. On desktop the screen will flash some weird text about "becoming a sissy" or "gooning sissyself" but it only shows up for a fraction of a second.
"gooning sissyself"
that is horrible and hilarious at the same time
 

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Yeah there was an old thread about this, with regards to the ads that were a different kind of weird than the ones posted in this thread. These new ones seem to be weird in the "bargain basement political ads" style of weird in my experience: gold shilling, Star of David pins, survey bait, et cetera.
 
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Sorry admin, but I'm not turning off ublock.
 
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    Remembering Yeltsin will never not make me laugh. The man was a despicable fucker who destroyed any chance of democracy working in Russia by literally attacking the Duma with tanks, but he was also a drunkard who got so drunk in DC when he visited on a diplomatic mission that he had to be rescued by the secret service at 4 AM, roaming the streets in his underwear and eating pizza while drinking
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    What about the time that the nuclear early warning system in the USSR glitched and mistook literal fucking clouds in the sky as five American missiles heading to Moscow? The soldier should've called the politburo but he just decided to chill and do nothing.
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    He deserved to get Gaddafi'd more than Gaddafi himself
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    Cuban missle crisis was paranoia on behalf of power hungry feds. Idk petrov. Idk evil empire speech but reagan was the god head of the evil empire so fuck him
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    What about the time that the nuclear early warning system in the USSR glitched and mistook literal fucking clouds in the sky as five American missiles heading to Moscow? The soldier should've called the politburo but he just decided to chill and do nothing.
    https://i.redd.it/aml4gb4301xc1.jpeg
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    no, im not appealing to bayse this is a frequentist approach you clown
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    omfg
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    >"Frequentism" >Fag detected, opinion filtered. You're the kind of man who would believe the sun was going to extinguish tomorrow if a truth machine with a standard p=0.05 chance of being wrong told you it was going to
    LMAO implying I'm a dedicated frequentist
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    FUCKING KEK Okay lol I walked into that one :Omegajoy::Omegajoy::Omegajoy:
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    anyway on that chris chan revelation i'm going to sleep
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    Night fren ty for soviet disco
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    LMAO implying I'm a dedicated frequentist
    I literally lost my final round interview at [redacted extremely prestigious and profitable trading firm] years ago because I used a frequentist argument that pissed off my interviewer. Frequentism ruins lives. The sooner you wean off the drug, the better.
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    Night, Eris!! Sleep well :agsmile:
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    That's shitty but i haven't done a proper analysis of induction to choose either
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    I am sick off baysian brains memes tho jfc
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    E L I M I N A T I V E M A T E R I A L I S M
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    Science is for POSERS
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    What are your philosophical beliefs, youth-kun?
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      SophiaHaven: What are your philosophical beliefs, youth-kun?