The History of Biggie Cheese

This is pulled from the Biggie Cheese wiki page. I'm not sure how exactly this lore was created but I find it extremely funny

Biggie Cheese​

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Biggie Chester Latorace Cheese (August 4th 1954 - September 17th 2019) was a Gangster Rapper and former U.S. Army Lieutenant made famous for his cameo in the 2006 film, Barnyard. Biggie is considered one of the best rappers to ever inhabit this blue marble that we call earth. He released over 50 songs throughout his musical career before his death in 2019 his most popular of which is a single that dropped in 1993 titled, Orphanage on Fire, which currently has over 4 Billion streams on spotify and apple music combined.

Early Life and Vietnam War Service​

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Biggie Cheese was born at some hospital in Detroit on August 4th 1954. We do not know the name of the hospital because it was stolen shortly after Biggie's birth. As an elementary school child child Biggie excelled in school, staying out of trouble and being awarded honor-roll awards on numerous occasions, however in middle school he was suspended when it was discovered that he had shit in the school bully's backpack after being called an "Overweight Fag". Upon Biggie's return he apologized to the school bully and gave him a new outlook on life and made the bully a better person. In high school Biggie accidentally invented a new drug, cheese, while in his AP science class. Biggie started dealing Cheese in secret and made thousands, buying his first of many mansions at 17.

Shortly after graduating high school, Biggie Cheese was drafted into Vietnam. Biggie attempted to bribe the army to reconsider countless times but the army eventually got tired of his bullshit, came to his house, and forcefully dragged biggie out into boot camp

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While in Vietnam shortly after being drafted Biggie was almost fatally wounded after single-handedly saving his entire combat unit in 1972. Biggie Cheese was honorably discharged and awarded a purple heart medal for his bravery that day as well as a commemoration from president Richard Nixon.

1992 - 1995 Post War/Early Music Career​

After the events in Vietnam Biggie suffered from severe PTSD and could not live with his life anymore. After numerous suicide attempts, he cleaned up his act and decided music was the answer. He released his first single in 1992 at the age of 38 titled: "Intercourse with an AK" which was about his time in Vietnam. Upon the release of Biggie's first single it was not received well. Biggie then dropped his first album in 1993 featuring Intercourse with an AK as well as 2 all new songs, "Guns Sex and Bitches" and "Orphanage on Fire". Also in late 1993 Biggie would be picked up a newly formed record label, Big Cheese Records, which was created to exclusively release songs produced by Biggie Cheese. By 1995 Biggie Cheese was a household name after the release of "Mr. Steal your Girl" which is his 3rd most successful song.
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1996 - 1998 Rise to popularity/Boombastic era​

In 1996 Biggie Cheese would produce a cover of the song Boombastic by Shaggy which would go on to become one of Biggie's most successful songs, outselling the original made by Shaggy. Biggie Cheese would go on to release his 2nd album in may of 1997 titled Biggie Cheese's Beats to Have Sex and Commit Federal Crimes to, which was a collection of all of his songs up to that point. 16 to be exact. Also in 1997 Biggie cheese would go on his first world tour, Traveling to California, New York, Japan, Germany, and Mexico. While on tour Biggie Cheese's private jet crashed into an Orphanage in Florida, instantly bursting into flames. Luckily Biggie and his crew were able to escape and record the official Orphanage on Fire music video. 87 children would die during the incident 12 of which died on impact.
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(the orphanage where the Orphanage on Fire music video was shot)
In 1998 Biggie Cheese would release "Everyone i know is JFK" which was originally intended to be called "Everyone i know wants me dead" but Biggie got high off of Cheese when it came time to record and fucked everything up. Biggie's record label thought it was funny and released the song despite Biggies wishes. This would be the beginning of the end for biggie cheese.

1999 - 2005 Fall to obscurity/Bribery, Hostages, Nazism and Murder Controversy​

In 1999 Biggie collaborated with Anshul Kumar and DJ Khalid to make the song Nigg*'s in India, upon the songs release only 2 people had listened to the song world wide (those being Biggie and Anshul) and it remained this way for over 6 years. Later, 5 months after the songs release Biggie was fed up with the songs performance and blamed it on Anshul for "Making an absolute dogshit beat", and on june 4th 1999 Biggie would shoot and kill Anshul while eating dinner with him at an olive garden. Biggie avoided arrest by bribing police with a sum of over 69 billion Japanese Yen. Things would only get worse for Biggie in the years following. In 2002 it would be revealed that Biggie Cheese had holding multiple musical artists hostage since 1996, those being, The lunas, Young Deaf, Young Potter, and Young Absint. The latter 3 died of starvation in 1999. Biggie would avoid arrest again by bribing police with a shit ton of money.

In 2005 Biggie Cheese would accidentally resurrect Hither after reading the entirety of Mien Kampf in German backwards a total of 69 times and screaming "SEIG HEIL" on April 30th. Biggie Cheese tried to kill Hitler right after he was resurrected but it was too late, so Biggie took advantage of the situation and decided to make the song "Hitlers Resurrection (TOP SECRET)" in addition to commanding Hitler and an army of Nazi zombies to assassinate the president. Biggie would be arrested for his actions that day, however his sentence would be shortened to only 1 year due to the fact that he had supplied the police force with billions of dollars years prior.


2006 - 2010 Rise from obscurity/Barnyard era​

Biggie Cheese would be released from prison in late 2006. Shortly after Biggie's release he would be contacted by Paramount Pictures to make a cameo appearance in their upcoming movie, Barnard. Within Biggie's Cameo he appears singing his cover of Boombastic in front of a live audience. Biggie's appearance in Barnyard made his music career rise from obscurity and skyrocket in popularity beyond Biggie's comprehension, and so in 2010 Biggie Cheese announced that he would be taking a break.

2016 - 2018 Return, Modernization and Retirement.​

In 2016 Biggie Cheese would return from his 6 year hiatus and drop modernized versions of all of his greatest hits the most notable of which is the 2016 version of "Orphanage on Fire". In November of 2016 Biggie Cheese would be recognized by People magazine as the "Sexiest Man Alive" and for a 2nd time in 2017. After preforming Orphanage on Fire at the 2017 Superbowl halftime show Biggie would announce that he would be retiring from making music for good. This sparked riots that lasted for nearly 2 months.
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(November 28 2016 Issue of People magazine declaring Biggie the sexiest man alive!)
Assassination Attempt
In 2018 while ordering food at a Chick-Fil-a drive thru an unknown individual opened fire on Biggie's car. Biggie was struck 3 times and was rushed to the hospital. The doctors pronounced him dead after 5 long hours of trying to heal him. Biggie was buried in his tomb the next day and a funeral was held for him. Unfortunately the doctors gave up to soon and Biggie was accidentally buried alive. A fan was visiting his grave a day after the funeral and they heard him screaming to be let out. The fan quickly called the authorities and they dug him up.

2019 Ohio Mansion Raid, Death and Legacy​

On September 27th 2019 at 10:24 AM Biggie Cheese's Piqua Ohio Mansion was raided by the FBI and an armed SWAT team after they had received an undisclosed tip that there was Cheese dealing going on inside. On site over 400g of cheese was found and Biggie Cheese was shot dead after trying to escape. A funeral was held for Biggie on September 30th of the same year. Biggie's current resting place is at the Lake View Cemetery.

A memorial was built outside the Chick-Fil-a where the 2018 Assassination Attempt took place and Biggie's Ohio mansion along with all of his other belongings were auctioned off to a lucky fan who paid a sum of over 800 million dollars.


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This is real rap, unlike the mumble trash they always play on the radio. Biggie was a real rapper, born in the streets and that always told the truth in his songs. I remember being younger and waking up at 6 AM just to be the first person to buy his albums. The Biggie Cheese LP and  Madcheesy will remain as the best rap albums from all time.
Rest in peace Biggie Cheese, you were a real one
 
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This is pulled from the Biggie Cheese wiki page. I'm not sure how exactly this lore was created but I find it extremely funny

Biggie Cheese​

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Biggie Chester Latorace Cheese (August 4th 1954 - September 17th 2019) was a Gangster Rapper and former U.S. Army Lieutenant made famous for his cameo in the 2006 film, Barnyard. Biggie is considered one of the best rappers to ever inhabit this blue marble that we call earth. He released over 50 songs throughout his musical career before his death in 2019 his most popular of which is a single that dropped in 1993 titled, Orphanage on Fire, which currently has over 4 Billion streams on spotify and apple music combined.

Early Life and Vietnam War Service​

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Biggie Cheese was born at some hospital in Detroit on August 4th 1954. We do not know the name of the hospital because it was stolen shortly after Biggie's birth. As an elementary school child child Biggie excelled in school, staying out of trouble and being awarded honor-roll awards on numerous occasions, however in middle school he was suspended when it was discovered that he had shit in the school bully's backpack after being called an "Overweight Fag". Upon Biggie's return he apologized to the school bully and gave him a new outlook on life and made the bully a better person. In high school Biggie accidentally invented a new drug, cheese, while in his AP science class. Biggie started dealing Cheese in secret and made thousands, buying his first of many mansions at 17.

Shortly after graduating high school, Biggie Cheese was drafted into Vietnam. Biggie attempted to bribe the army to reconsider countless times but the army eventually got tired of his bullshit, came to his house, and forcefully dragged biggie out into boot camp

View attachment 46179 While in Vietnam shortly after being drafted Biggie was almost fatally wounded after single-handedly saving his entire combat unit in 1972. Biggie Cheese was honorably discharged and awarded a purple heart medal for his bravery that day as well as a commemoration from president Richard Nixon.

1992 - 1995 Post War/Early Music Career​

After the events in Vietnam Biggie suffered from severe PTSD and could not live with his life anymore. After numerous suicide attempts, he cleaned up his act and decided music was the answer. He released his first single in 1992 at the age of 38 titled: "Intercourse with an AK" which was about his time in Vietnam. Upon the release of Biggie's first single it was not received well. Biggie then dropped his first album in 1993 featuring Intercourse with an AK as well as 2 all new songs, "Guns Sex and Bitches" and "Orphanage on Fire". Also in late 1993 Biggie would be picked up a newly formed record label, Big Cheese Records, which was created to exclusively release songs produced by Biggie Cheese. By 1995 Biggie Cheese was a household name after the release of "Mr. Steal your Girl" which is his 3rd most successful song.
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1996 - 1998 Rise to popularity/Boombastic era​

In 1996 Biggie Cheese would produce a cover of the song Boombastic by Shaggy which would go on to become one of Biggie's most successful songs, outselling the original made by Shaggy. Biggie Cheese would go on to release his 2nd album in may of 1997 titled Biggie Cheese's Beats to Have Sex and Commit Federal Crimes to, which was a collection of all of his songs up to that point. 16 to be exact. Also in 1997 Biggie cheese would go on his first world tour, Traveling to California, New York, Japan, Germany, and Mexico. While on tour Biggie Cheese's private jet crashed into an Orphanage in Florida, instantly bursting into flames. Luckily Biggie and his crew were able to escape and record the official Orphanage on Fire music video. 87 children would die during the incident 12 of which died on impact.
View attachment 46182(the orphanage where the Orphanage on Fire music video was shot)
In 1998 Biggie Cheese would release "Everyone i know is JFK" which was originally intended to be called "Everyone i know wants me dead" but Biggie got high off of Cheese when it came time to record and fucked everything up. Biggie's record label thought it was funny and released the song despite Biggies wishes. This would be the beginning of the end for biggie cheese.

1999 - 2005 Fall to obscurity/Bribery, Hostages, Nazism and Murder Controversy​

In 1999 Biggie collaborated with Anshul Kumar and DJ Khalid to make the song Nigg*'s in India, upon the songs release only 2 people had listened to the song world wide (those being Biggie and Anshul) and it remained this way for over 6 years. Later, 5 months after the songs release Biggie was fed up with the songs performance and blamed it on Anshul for "Making an absolute dogshit beat", and on june 4th 1999 Biggie would shoot and kill Anshul while eating dinner with him at an olive garden. Biggie avoided arrest by bribing police with a sum of over 69 billion Japanese Yen. Things would only get worse for Biggie in the years following. In 2002 it would be revealed that Biggie Cheese had holding multiple musical artists hostage since 1996, those being, The lunas, Young Deaf, Young Potter, and Young Absint. The latter 3 died of starvation in 1999. Biggie would avoid arrest again by bribing police with a shit ton of money.

In 2005 Biggie Cheese would accidentally resurrect Hither after reading the entirety of Mien Kampf in German backwards a total of 69 times and screaming "SEIG HEIL" on April 30th. Biggie Cheese tried to kill Hitler right after he was resurrected but it was too late, so Biggie took advantage of the situation and decided to make the song "Hitlers Resurrection (TOP SECRET)" in addition to commanding Hitler and an army of Nazi zombies to assassinate the president. Biggie would be arrested for his actions that day, however his sentence would be shortened to only 1 year due to the fact that he had supplied the police force with billions of dollars years prior.


2006 - 2010 Rise from obscurity/Barnyard era​

Biggie Cheese would be released from prison in late 2006. Shortly after Biggie's release he would be contacted by Paramount Pictures to make a cameo appearance in their upcoming movie, Barnard. Within Biggie's Cameo he appears singing his cover of Boombastic in front of a live audience. Biggie's appearance in Barnyard made his music career rise from obscurity and skyrocket in popularity beyond Biggie's comprehension, and so in 2010 Biggie Cheese announced that he would be taking a break.

2016 - 2018 Return, Modernization and Retirement.​

In 2016 Biggie Cheese would return from his 6 year hiatus and drop modernized versions of all of his greatest hits the most notable of which is the 2016 version of "Orphanage on Fire". In November of 2016 Biggie Cheese would be recognized by People magazine as the "Sexiest Man Alive" and for a 2nd time in 2017. After preforming Orphanage on Fire at the 2017 Superbowl halftime show Biggie would announce that he would be retiring from making music for good. This sparked riots that lasted for nearly 2 months.
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(November 28 2016 Issue of People magazine declaring Biggie the sexiest man alive!)
Assassination Attempt
In 2018 while ordering food at a Chick-Fil-a drive thru an unknown individual opened fire on Biggie's car. Biggie was struck 3 times and was rushed to the hospital. The doctors pronounced him dead after 5 long hours of trying to heal him. Biggie was buried in his tomb the next day and a funeral was held for him. Unfortunately the doctors gave up to soon and Biggie was accidentally buried alive. A fan was visiting his grave a day after the funeral and they heard him screaming to be let out. The fan quickly called the authorities and they dug him up.

2019 Ohio Mansion Raid, Death and Legacy​

On September 27th 2019 at 10:24 AM Biggie Cheese's Piqua Ohio Mansion was raided by the FBI and an armed SWAT team after they had received an undisclosed tip that there was Cheese dealing going on inside. On site over 400g of cheese was found and Biggie Cheese was shot dead after trying to escape. A funeral was held for Biggie on September 30th of the same year. Biggie's current resting place is at the Lake View Cemetery.

A memorial was built outside the Chick-Fil-a where the 2018 Assassination Attempt took place and Biggie's Ohio mansion along with all of his other belongings were auctioned off to a lucky fan who paid a sum of over 800 million dollars.


https://loraxian.fandom.com/wiki/Biggie_Cheese
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