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After a long wait and a really high demand from some users I have finally decided to bring myself to do it. The so waited Agora Road fanfic is finally here! This is only the first chaper though so things are just getting started. All the characters in this fanfic are agora users that I didn't ask for permission to include and so if your one of these users and want to be removed and switched with someone else then you gotta send me 5 bucks and beg me desperately! I have been working the whole night writing this and my imagination was overflowing so I expect only good reviews. There's a lot of different stories and plot twists that yall are gonna love! I know that there might be consequences after the release of this masterpiece but idc if it's for the name of art and good writing. Maybe agora will be burning for while but it will pass as the other chapters get released. If you want to see yourself in the next chapter then just let me know! Everyone will be included! (Except digital cheese for legal and moral reasons). So now you can dive deep into the twisted world of Agora fanfic! Please enjoy <3
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Prompt: Rewrite the fanfiction 'My Immortal' set in the Agora Road Macintosh Cafe forum

Title: My Immortal ~Agora Road Edition~

Chapter 1: A Gothic Introduction

My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, but my online handle is "XoEbony666Xo." I'm a gothic emo chick with long black hair that reaches down to my waist and black leather boots that make me look like a badass. I spend most of my time on Agora Road, lurking in the forums where the cool, dark souls hang out. Yeah, I know, it's full of trolls, but it's also where I get to be myself.

I'm pretty popular there. Not in a "normal" way, though. I don't post selfies or anything. Instead, I write deep, intense poetry, and my fanfic about the Twilight characters is legendary. Everyone says I'm the next Stephen King, but, like, with more eyeliner and less death.

Anyway, let me tell you about the most insane thing that happened to me last week.

I logged onto Agora Road, my usual routine, but something was off. My inbox was flooded with notifications. "Dementia Raven, you're the best writer ever," one said. "Can you help me fix my username?" another asked. It was normal. But then, there was this one message. It was from him.

DracoMalfoy420.

I'd heard about him. He was a mod on the forum, super mysterious, and a total heartthrob. People said he had the gothest aesthetic on the site, with his black hoodie, silver piercings, and cryptic posts about life, the universe, and how the world was just one big, tragic joke.

I clicked on his message. My heart was beating faster than my phone's screen could load.

"Hey Ebony, I read your fanfic. You're the only person who gets it. Wanna chat sometime? – Draco."

The audacity of this guy. He could've sent me a friend request, but no. He had to just drop into my DMs like he was too cool for formalities. But I wasn't about to let that stop me.

Chapter 2: Emo Romance in the Digital Age

It was late that night when I decided to reply. I clicked on his profile: DracoMalfoy420 — "He who stands at the edge of darkness."

I was so tempted to just type "ok" and leave it at that. But I had to be more mysterious than that. I didn't want to seem too eager, even though my heart was pounding in my chest.

"Hey, Draco. Thanks for reading my stuff. Maybe we could do a collab sometime? I could write a special chapter for you. Only if you're into it, of course."

I stared at my screen for a long time. Was this weird? Was I being weird? Probably. But who cares? DracoMalfoy420 was practically legendary on Agora Road. If I could win him over, maybe my status as an emo goddess would reach new heights.

The reply came in less than a minute. I clicked the notification, holding my breath.

"Collab sounds cool. But, Ebony, I think we're both looking for something more... real than just fanfic. What do you say? Wanna meet up?"

Wait. Meet up? In real life?

I froze, my fingers hovering over the keyboard. Could this be for real? Or was he just trolling me? The guy had a reputation for being a bit of a tease. But then again, the idea of meeting him, in person, made my heart race. I wasn't about to pass up this opportunity.

Chapter 3: A Gothic Encounter

So, like, a couple of days later, I found myself standing in front of a café near the university campus. It wasn't exactly gothic, but it was quiet, and the vibes were dark enough for me. I was wearing my favorite black lace dress and boots that made me look like I walked straight out of an anime.

When I saw him, I almost didn't recognize him. He was standing under a streetlamp, a silver chain dangling from his neck, dark sunglasses (even though it was dusk), and a slight smirk on his face. His hair was a little messy, but in a way that made him look even cooler.

"Ebony?" His voice was deep, almost as if he were trying to be mysterious but was, like, failing at it.

"Yeah," I said, trying not to sound too nervous. "You're Draco?"

"Obviously." He winked. "You've got a lot of nerve, coming out here. A lot of people in this forum wouldn't be brave enough to meet in real life."

"Well, I'm not just anyone," I replied, flipping my hair over my shoulder dramatically. "And you're not the only one who knows how to be a little... mysterious."

Draco smiled, stepping closer. "I like that."

We spent the next hour talking about random stuff—life, death, and everything in between. We laughed a lot, but underneath it all, I could tell we were both a little... dark. But then, just when I thought things might get romantic, he pulled out his phone.

"I've got to go back online," he said casually. "Got a couple of forum posts to check."

I stared at him, suddenly feeling foolish. "Wait, you left the forum just to come out here and talk to me?"

He smirked again. "Of course. But, the real fun is online, you know? What's a little IRL compared to the chaos of Agora Road?"

I wasn't sure how to feel. This whole thing was starting to feel a lot more complicated than I'd imagined. I had thought we were destined to be the next big gothic internet couple, but now I wasn't so sure.

Chapter 4: The Drama Unfolds

The next few weeks were a rollercoaster. Draco and I kept chatting on Agora Road, and he'd drop by my threads to give feedback on my fanfic, which was great. But I started noticing something strange. He was way too active in the forums—posting cryptic, angsty comments on everyone's threads, creating drama, and stirring up fights.

One day, I saw a post from him that made my blood run cold. It was on one of the sub-forums dedicated to the Twilight series.

"Team Jacob or Team Edward? I'd choose neither. I'm all about the real darkness. Let's talk about the real eternal night."

What was he talking about? Was he mocking me? Was he not even a real fan of the series we'd bonded over?

I confronted him on the forum, asking him what he meant.

He replied: "You'll see soon enough, Ebony. The game's not over yet."

Well, it's confirmed. Chat GPT thinks we are a bunch of retarded emo faggots. And people complain AI gets facts wrong.
 
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Prompt: Rewrite the fanfiction 'My Immortal' set in the Agora Road Macintosh Cafe forum

Title: My Immortal ~Agora Road Edition~

Chapter 1: A Gothic Introduction

My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, but my online handle is "XoEbony666Xo." I'm a gothic emo chick with long black hair that reaches down to my waist and black leather boots that make me look like a badass. I spend most of my time on Agora Road, lurking in the forums where the cool, dark souls hang out. Yeah, I know, it's full of trolls, but it's also where I get to be myself.

I'm pretty popular there. Not in a "normal" way, though. I don't post selfies or anything. Instead, I write deep, intense poetry, and my fanfic about the Twilight characters is legendary. Everyone says I'm the next Stephen King, but, like, with more eyeliner and less death.

Anyway, let me tell you about the most insane thing that happened to me last week.

I logged onto Agora Road, my usual routine, but something was off. My inbox was flooded with notifications. "Dementia Raven, you're the best writer ever," one said. "Can you help me fix my username?" another asked. It was normal. But then, there was this one message. It was from him.

DracoMalfoy420.

I'd heard about him. He was a mod on the forum, super mysterious, and a total heartthrob. People said he had the gothest aesthetic on the site, with his black hoodie, silver piercings, and cryptic posts about life, the universe, and how the world was just one big, tragic joke.

I clicked on his message. My heart was beating faster than my phone's screen could load.

"Hey Ebony, I read your fanfic. You're the only person who gets it. Wanna chat sometime? – Draco."

The audacity of this guy. He could've sent me a friend request, but no. He had to just drop into my DMs like he was too cool for formalities. But I wasn't about to let that stop me.

Chapter 2: Emo Romance in the Digital Age

It was late that night when I decided to reply. I clicked on his profile: DracoMalfoy420 — "He who stands at the edge of darkness."

I was so tempted to just type "ok" and leave it at that. But I had to be more mysterious than that. I didn't want to seem too eager, even though my heart was pounding in my chest.

"Hey, Draco. Thanks for reading my stuff. Maybe we could do a collab sometime? I could write a special chapter for you. Only if you're into it, of course."

I stared at my screen for a long time. Was this weird? Was I being weird? Probably. But who cares? DracoMalfoy420 was practically legendary on Agora Road. If I could win him over, maybe my status as an emo goddess would reach new heights.

The reply came in less than a minute. I clicked the notification, holding my breath.

"Collab sounds cool. But, Ebony, I think we're both looking for something more... real than just fanfic. What do you say? Wanna meet up?"

Wait. Meet up? In real life?

I froze, my fingers hovering over the keyboard. Could this be for real? Or was he just trolling me? The guy had a reputation for being a bit of a tease. But then again, the idea of meeting him, in person, made my heart race. I wasn't about to pass up this opportunity.

Chapter 3: A Gothic Encounter

So, like, a couple of days later, I found myself standing in front of a café near the university campus. It wasn't exactly gothic, but it was quiet, and the vibes were dark enough for me. I was wearing my favorite black lace dress and boots that made me look like I walked straight out of an anime.

When I saw him, I almost didn't recognize him. He was standing under a streetlamp, a silver chain dangling from his neck, dark sunglasses (even though it was dusk), and a slight smirk on his face. His hair was a little messy, but in a way that made him look even cooler.

"Ebony?" His voice was deep, almost as if he were trying to be mysterious but was, like, failing at it.

"Yeah," I said, trying not to sound too nervous. "You're Draco?"

"Obviously." He winked. "You've got a lot of nerve, coming out here. A lot of people in this forum wouldn't be brave enough to meet in real life."

"Well, I'm not just anyone," I replied, flipping my hair over my shoulder dramatically. "And you're not the only one who knows how to be a little... mysterious."

Draco smiled, stepping closer. "I like that."

We spent the next hour talking about random stuff—life, death, and everything in between. We laughed a lot, but underneath it all, I could tell we were both a little... dark. But then, just when I thought things might get romantic, he pulled out his phone.

"I've got to go back online," he said casually. "Got a couple of forum posts to check."

I stared at him, suddenly feeling foolish. "Wait, you left the forum just to come out here and talk to me?"

He smirked again. "Of course. But, the real fun is online, you know? What's a little IRL compared to the chaos of Agora Road?"

I wasn't sure how to feel. This whole thing was starting to feel a lot more complicated than I'd imagined. I had thought we were destined to be the next big gothic internet couple, but now I wasn't so sure.

Chapter 4: The Drama Unfolds

The next few weeks were a rollercoaster. Draco and I kept chatting on Agora Road, and he'd drop by my threads to give feedback on my fanfic, which was great. But I started noticing something strange. He was way too active in the forums—posting cryptic, angsty comments on everyone's threads, creating drama, and stirring up fights.

One day, I saw a post from him that made my blood run cold. It was on one of the sub-forums dedicated to the Twilight series.

"Team Jacob or Team Edward? I'd choose neither. I'm all about the real darkness. Let's talk about the real eternal night."

What was he talking about? Was he mocking me? Was he not even a real fan of the series we'd bonded over?

I confronted him on the forum, asking him what he meant.

He replied: "You'll see soon enough, Ebony. The game's not over yet."

Well, it's confirmed. Chat GPT thinks we are a bunch of retarded emo faggots. And people complain AI gets facts wrong.

To use "My Immortal" as basis is truly occult lmao
 

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Prompt: Rewrite the fanfiction 'My Immortal' set in the Agora Road Macintosh Cafe forum

Title: My Immortal ~Agora Road Edition~

Chapter 1: A Gothic Introduction

My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, but my online handle is "XoEbony666Xo." I'm a gothic emo chick with long black hair that reaches down to my waist and black leather boots that make me look like a badass. I spend most of my time on Agora Road, lurking in the forums where the cool, dark souls hang out. Yeah, I know, it's full of trolls, but it's also where I get to be myself.

I'm pretty popular there. Not in a "normal" way, though. I don't post selfies or anything. Instead, I write deep, intense poetry, and my fanfic about the Twilight characters is legendary. Everyone says I'm the next Stephen King, but, like, with more eyeliner and less death.

Anyway, let me tell you about the most insane thing that happened to me last week.

I logged onto Agora Road, my usual routine, but something was off. My inbox was flooded with notifications. "Dementia Raven, you're the best writer ever," one said. "Can you help me fix my username?" another asked. It was normal. But then, there was this one message. It was from him.

DracoMalfoy420.

I'd heard about him. He was a mod on the forum, super mysterious, and a total heartthrob. People said he had the gothest aesthetic on the site, with his black hoodie, silver piercings, and cryptic posts about life, the universe, and how the world was just one big, tragic joke.

I clicked on his message. My heart was beating faster than my phone's screen could load.

"Hey Ebony, I read your fanfic. You're the only person who gets it. Wanna chat sometime? – Draco."

The audacity of this guy. He could've sent me a friend request, but no. He had to just drop into my DMs like he was too cool for formalities. But I wasn't about to let that stop me.

Chapter 2: Emo Romance in the Digital Age

It was late that night when I decided to reply. I clicked on his profile: DracoMalfoy420 — "He who stands at the edge of darkness."

I was so tempted to just type "ok" and leave it at that. But I had to be more mysterious than that. I didn't want to seem too eager, even though my heart was pounding in my chest.

"Hey, Draco. Thanks for reading my stuff. Maybe we could do a collab sometime? I could write a special chapter for you. Only if you're into it, of course."

I stared at my screen for a long time. Was this weird? Was I being weird? Probably. But who cares? DracoMalfoy420 was practically legendary on Agora Road. If I could win him over, maybe my status as an emo goddess would reach new heights.

The reply came in less than a minute. I clicked the notification, holding my breath.

"Collab sounds cool. But, Ebony, I think we're both looking for something more... real than just fanfic. What do you say? Wanna meet up?"

Wait. Meet up? In real life?

I froze, my fingers hovering over the keyboard. Could this be for real? Or was he just trolling me? The guy had a reputation for being a bit of a tease. But then again, the idea of meeting him, in person, made my heart race. I wasn't about to pass up this opportunity.

Chapter 3: A Gothic Encounter

So, like, a couple of days later, I found myself standing in front of a café near the university campus. It wasn't exactly gothic, but it was quiet, and the vibes were dark enough for me. I was wearing my favorite black lace dress and boots that made me look like I walked straight out of an anime.

When I saw him, I almost didn't recognize him. He was standing under a streetlamp, a silver chain dangling from his neck, dark sunglasses (even though it was dusk), and a slight smirk on his face. His hair was a little messy, but in a way that made him look even cooler.

"Ebony?" His voice was deep, almost as if he were trying to be mysterious but was, like, failing at it.

"Yeah," I said, trying not to sound too nervous. "You're Draco?"

"Obviously." He winked. "You've got a lot of nerve, coming out here. A lot of people in this forum wouldn't be brave enough to meet in real life."

"Well, I'm not just anyone," I replied, flipping my hair over my shoulder dramatically. "And you're not the only one who knows how to be a little... mysterious."

Draco smiled, stepping closer. "I like that."

We spent the next hour talking about random stuff—life, death, and everything in between. We laughed a lot, but underneath it all, I could tell we were both a little... dark. But then, just when I thought things might get romantic, he pulled out his phone.

"I've got to go back online," he said casually. "Got a couple of forum posts to check."

I stared at him, suddenly feeling foolish. "Wait, you left the forum just to come out here and talk to me?"

He smirked again. "Of course. But, the real fun is online, you know? What's a little IRL compared to the chaos of Agora Road?"

I wasn't sure how to feel. This whole thing was starting to feel a lot more complicated than I'd imagined. I had thought we were destined to be the next big gothic internet couple, but now I wasn't so sure.

Chapter 4: The Drama Unfolds

The next few weeks were a rollercoaster. Draco and I kept chatting on Agora Road, and he'd drop by my threads to give feedback on my fanfic, which was great. But I started noticing something strange. He was way too active in the forums—posting cryptic, angsty comments on everyone's threads, creating drama, and stirring up fights.

One day, I saw a post from him that made my blood run cold. It was on one of the sub-forums dedicated to the Twilight series.

"Team Jacob or Team Edward? I'd choose neither. I'm all about the real darkness. Let's talk about the real eternal night."

What was he talking about? Was he mocking me? Was he not even a real fan of the series we'd bonded over?

I confronted him on the forum, asking him what he meant.

He replied: "You'll see soon enough, Ebony. The game's not over yet."

Well, it's confirmed. Chat GPT thinks we are a bunch of retarded emo faggots. And people complain AI gets facts wrong.
Thanks for saving me time chibi!
Now I gotta go back to work
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November fourteenth, 2024.

It was an uneventful evening for the young, aspiring writer. Ever since his peers and professors suggested it, Joe Jojov has been aching to create his Magnum Opus: the perfect Agora fanfic. The fictional worthy of the title of a literary classic, one so heart-wrenching and profound that it would be read, loved, even taught in schools across the globe until the end of humanity himself.
It was an obsession of his, his life's sole mission and what he was born to do.

Jojo squatted on his chair, downing a glass of water and thought to himself: "what should i include in my fanfic??" and suddenly an idea sprung into his head. A very devious idea. One might even call it naughty. His professor and role model always did tell him "If you have no idea what to write about, you go out and experience something worthy of being immortalised as a post on the Road, my boy."
Jojo, ready to face the world, brushed his uncanny realistic teeth, put on his (F/C) coat and ventured out, out into the wonderful world of the island of Agora, where all the users lived in harmony. He had nothing to lose. All pain would be worth it as long as it brought him closer to perfecting his work.



The air was crisp and made the young man's cheeks flush a light crimson shade. The moon gently shone down upon him as if to smile at him, radiating in contrast to the gloom of the evening sky. Agoran dusks and dawns were a sight to behold. Many artists and fans of the Vaporwave denomination gathered on the island, with many using pictures of the Agoran sunsets as album covers or

proof that their deity, Agora-chan, was always watching over them. With the lunar blessing, the young writer picked up his pace, walking past the rows of houses, palm trees, stores and restaurants on the main plaza. With a lot of hard work and a lot of bureaucratic matters, President Pirate and the ministers of (special) departments (in short, MODs) managed to bring various resources to the island to make it a hub for creativity and the forefront of modern philosophy. Also, it was time for a treat. Specifically pepsi. It was always time for pepsi.



The stroll to the corner store was a blur. Neon lights flashing everywhere, illuminating the roads at that very hour, most of them coming from the Vapor Mall, which was THE spot for cool Agorans to hang out. But it wasn't that day's destination. As he pushed open the door, an inviting bell sound rang. The only present employee, Porcupine, greeted Joe with a "hi", before turning back to stock the snack shelf, humming a tune to himself. A lot of people worked there part time or for a small dime. Jojo took a pepsi and went to pay. The porcupine made his way there and climbed onto the chair to reach the register. "eight cents please," said the spiky rodent. "eight cents?? last week they only cost five," said the young man in bewilderment as he handed over the money. Porcupine frowned and said, mournfully: "yes. it became popular on social media. tiktok maybe. such posers hehe. gn." They waved each other goodbye.



Calling Joe disappointed would be a stretch but he wasn't contend with this evening. Nothing interested or worthwhile has happened on this very day, nothing he could use as material for his culture-changing piece, until...
...someone bumped into him. "Sorry man," said another man. The pepsi rolled on the sidewalk, eventually coming to a standstill as it clanked against some stairs. Jojo groaned in pain, rubbing the bump on his head, until he slowly looked up at the other man...


Chibi's many (E/C) orbs met Jojo's and it was as if Zeus himself unleashed a flash of lightning upon them. He really was a sight for sore eyes, especially as he was mostly made of eyes himself. "Sorry again my (gamer word)," he said, awkwardly rubbing the back of his head with one appendage whilst helping Joe up with the other. Jojo couldn't help but take another look at the man.



It was then when JoJo knew that this was the beginning of a bizarre adventure.


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Prompt: Rewrite the fanfiction 'My Immortal' set in the Agora Road Macintosh Cafe forum

Title: My Immortal ~Agora Road Edition~

Chapter 1: A Gothic Introduction

My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, but my online handle is "XoEbony666Xo." I'm a gothic emo chick with long black hair that reaches down to my waist and black leather boots that make me look like a badass. I spend most of my time on Agora Road, lurking in the forums where the cool, dark souls hang out. Yeah, I know, it's full of trolls, but it's also where I get to be myself.

I'm pretty popular there. Not in a "normal" way, though. I don't post selfies or anything. Instead, I write deep, intense poetry, and my fanfic about the Twilight characters is legendary. Everyone says I'm the next Stephen King, but, like, with more eyeliner and less death.

Anyway, let me tell you about the most insane thing that happened to me last week.

I logged onto Agora Road, my usual routine, but something was off. My inbox was flooded with notifications. "Dementia Raven, you're the best writer ever," one said. "Can you help me fix my username?" another asked. It was normal. But then, there was this one message. It was from him.

DracoMalfoy420.

I'd heard about him. He was a mod on the forum, super mysterious, and a total heartthrob. People said he had the gothest aesthetic on the site, with his black hoodie, silver piercings, and cryptic posts about life, the universe, and how the world was just one big, tragic joke.

I clicked on his message. My heart was beating faster than my phone's screen could load.

"Hey Ebony, I read your fanfic. You're the only person who gets it. Wanna chat sometime? – Draco."

The audacity of this guy. He could've sent me a friend request, but no. He had to just drop into my DMs like he was too cool for formalities. But I wasn't about to let that stop me.

Chapter 2: Emo Romance in the Digital Age

It was late that night when I decided to reply. I clicked on his profile: DracoMalfoy420 — "He who stands at the edge of darkness."

I was so tempted to just type "ok" and leave it at that. But I had to be more mysterious than that. I didn't want to seem too eager, even though my heart was pounding in my chest.

"Hey, Draco. Thanks for reading my stuff. Maybe we could do a collab sometime? I could write a special chapter for you. Only if you're into it, of course."

I stared at my screen for a long time. Was this weird? Was I being weird? Probably. But who cares? DracoMalfoy420 was practically legendary on Agora Road. If I could win him over, maybe my status as an emo goddess would reach new heights.

The reply came in less than a minute. I clicked the notification, holding my breath.

"Collab sounds cool. But, Ebony, I think we're both looking for something more... real than just fanfic. What do you say? Wanna meet up?"

Wait. Meet up? In real life?

I froze, my fingers hovering over the keyboard. Could this be for real? Or was he just trolling me? The guy had a reputation for being a bit of a tease. But then again, the idea of meeting him, in person, made my heart race. I wasn't about to pass up this opportunity.

Chapter 3: A Gothic Encounter

So, like, a couple of days later, I found myself standing in front of a café near the university campus. It wasn't exactly gothic, but it was quiet, and the vibes were dark enough for me. I was wearing my favorite black lace dress and boots that made me look like I walked straight out of an anime.

When I saw him, I almost didn't recognize him. He was standing under a streetlamp, a silver chain dangling from his neck, dark sunglasses (even though it was dusk), and a slight smirk on his face. His hair was a little messy, but in a way that made him look even cooler.

"Ebony?" His voice was deep, almost as if he were trying to be mysterious but was, like, failing at it.

"Yeah," I said, trying not to sound too nervous. "You're Draco?"

"Obviously." He winked. "You've got a lot of nerve, coming out here. A lot of people in this forum wouldn't be brave enough to meet in real life."

"Well, I'm not just anyone," I replied, flipping my hair over my shoulder dramatically. "And you're not the only one who knows how to be a little... mysterious."

Draco smiled, stepping closer. "I like that."

We spent the next hour talking about random stuff—life, death, and everything in between. We laughed a lot, but underneath it all, I could tell we were both a little... dark. But then, just when I thought things might get romantic, he pulled out his phone.

"I've got to go back online," he said casually. "Got a couple of forum posts to check."

I stared at him, suddenly feeling foolish. "Wait, you left the forum just to come out here and talk to me?"

He smirked again. "Of course. But, the real fun is online, you know? What's a little IRL compared to the chaos of Agora Road?"

I wasn't sure how to feel. This whole thing was starting to feel a lot more complicated than I'd imagined. I had thought we were destined to be the next big gothic internet couple, but now I wasn't so sure.

Chapter 4: The Drama Unfolds

The next few weeks were a rollercoaster. Draco and I kept chatting on Agora Road, and he'd drop by my threads to give feedback on my fanfic, which was great. But I started noticing something strange. He was way too active in the forums—posting cryptic, angsty comments on everyone's threads, creating drama, and stirring up fights.

One day, I saw a post from him that made my blood run cold. It was on one of the sub-forums dedicated to the Twilight series.

"Team Jacob or Team Edward? I'd choose neither. I'm all about the real darkness. Let's talk about the real eternal night."

What was he talking about? Was he mocking me? Was he not even a real fan of the series we'd bonded over?

I confronted him on the forum, asking him what he meant.

He replied: "You'll see soon enough, Ebony. The game's not over yet."

Well, it's confirmed. Chat GPT thinks we are a bunch of retarded emo faggots. And people complain AI gets facts wrong.
If you can't be bothered to write it what makes you think I can be bothered to read it

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A hollow, cracked head of Helios sits upon the checkerboard plane, sparking with the crackle of a small fire from a trash basket icon. The Agorans huddle closer to the warmth, shucking the chill of the void.

"Tell us again of Nagolbud" says one nuser between bouts of jerking off Discord one-liners into a wad of what was once a decent thread. "Tell us about the schizo lore."

"Dead Internet," insists another unwashed nuser, their anime avatar glinting in the lithium battery explosion firelight. "Dead internet."

Some_porcupine leans forward to interject with a wikipedia link to a mathematical formula followed by a youtube video of a bus.

The regulars ignore this and continue their conversation on deeper matters. They'd been discussing deep philosophy long before their tired bodies had been craving sleep, and the fire was still burning.

Eventually, as the shimmering sunset glowed slightly more yellow than pink (for the vaporwave sun never set on the Agora Road, only transformed), they knew it was morning, and @Oedipus had to concede that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans.
 
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Why not? Everyone can feel free too add their little pieces to the fanfic. Agora fanfic for agorans from agorans! Do whatever you want, go wild, let's see how fast we can put this thread in the hell dump! Now stop scrolling trough other threads and start writing!
 
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It was a brisk morning on the Agora Road. The sky lit into a bright Arizona Iced Tea cyan as the dawn sunset rolled over the horizon, revealing an unusual scene on the shores of Agora Bay. Upon those pastel sand beaches, nestled between the Open-Air Archives of /lit/, a group of Agorans gathered.

A gathering of such moderate size wasn't uncommon in and of itself. No, the true wonder was their total silent contemplation. Each Agoran poured over the Thread, twisting and turning its folds, as if to reveal the secrets in the HTML weave. In between bouts of analysis, they jotted down their own words upon the Thread.

The group was in perfect harmony. Nuser and Oldfag gathered together, constantly writing and erasing. E-pens scribbling back and forth. Magenta ink spilling forth. Their determination singleminded. To craft a fanfiction worth of the treasured "Laugh" reaction.

"...need a beach episode... what would they eat?..." Oedipus muttered to himself. Punp heard the voice, but was too busy astral projecting his fanfic from the Inter-Agora Shinkansen to give a timely response.

The Chibi One looked up from his work. "What do you mean? Like if we prefer hamburger or sausage?"

Oedipus mumbled a quiet chant "...Dome, Dimma, Doug, Dougie, Douglas, Dinnerdome..." He pauses, holding his novelty Roman bust pen to his lips. "...what if he accidentally summons an Old One?..."

A hooded figure with an inexplicably tall hat quietly approaches. They quickly affix a sticker of George Costanza's face to Oedipus' Post and slip back into the crowd unnoticed.

Oedipus and the rest of he Agorans continued their scripting. By the Grace of Agora-Chan, the Thread would be legendary. Pens were smoking as they sped across the growing library of fanfics. Nuser looked on, their faces contorting with equal disgust and amusement. The crowds gathered as word spread, their murmurs raising in volume until it became an un-ignorable din!

"A decent thread!" they cried in unison! "This best kept secret can be kept no longer!!!"

"SILENCE!"

The voice echoes through the polygonal valleys and over the Crystal Pepsi clear shoreline.

A wizened figure slowly approaches, each step heavy and deliberate. His large cloak obscuring his features. Yet, despite his intimidating aura, the veteran Agora denizens recognized him instantly and bow in respect. The Nusers clear a path through the crowd as the cloaked figure reaches his destination, dead center in the middle.

He bends down to examine the Thread.

The crowd goes silent.

With a sigh, the unusual man raises himself back up. In a dramatic sweep of the arms, he throws an old antique Thread towards the sky. It unfurls mid-air, landing upon the ground with a soft *thud*

"GAZE UPON THIS WORK!" He cries out.

"WHAT YOU ARE NOW DOING-" He pauses again, this time gesturing his hand towards the antique Thread.

"HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE IN A PREVIOUS THREAD!"

The Nusers gasp in shock. The Oldfags remain humbled and bowed. The eternal sunset of Agora flickers with morning rays of light, as if in agreement with the divine proclamation. And as mysteriously as he appeared, Some_porcupine walked away towards the mountains, having once again left his mark upon the Agora Road.
 

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Finally worked the first of what I hope to be many chapters with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure in Agora (original chapter by @Oedipus,) presented here in all its (relative lack of) glory:

AGORA ROAD NIGHTS ~AN INTERLUDE~



There was no denying the improbability of circumstance; that the many-eyed tuxedo-wearing denizen would come across Jojo seemed nothing short of premeditated. Soft mallsoft blared from hidden speakers strategically placed by Porcupine himself, still vaguely audible from outside the store, in the soft neon rain. Overhead, magenta clouds drifted seamlessly across a dissipating horizon, the sky a gradient of teal against the shimmering ocean. The island of Agora, haven of the dreaded Illuminati Pirate, had been sanctuary to social outcasts, tech geeks, conspiracy theorists, autistic manchildren, and peddlers of all things arcane and outré, for some time now. Not to mention all the femboys, furries, spooks, Mutahar subscribers, literal neo-Nazis, disgruntled oldfags, transient normies, and schizoposters. Yet the Road was home to all, the one place across the vast ocean of the Wired where one could freely be oneself.

"Okay, but why are you telling me all this? I have been here for a couple years now, you know," Jojo said to the many-eyed man describing Agora's setting.

"Sorry, my nigga. I got long-winded there. RisingThumbs is getting to me," Chibi apologised. "Let's take a walk, there is someone you have to meet."

As they traversed through winding, narrow streets, the cityscape itself seemed to morph into a gloomier visage. What had been the slick architectural designs of a corporate utopia started giving way to dilapidated dwellings left to rot, forgotten by what scant netizens used to occupy them. Rust spread verdigris-like over sheets of metal making up ramshackle refuges from the glitch rain. Jojo's oversized mouth stood clenched; he had passed by the Street of Deactivated Accounts before, but never really ruminated on its importance. A tower of obsidian still stood amid a concrete sea of ruins in the distance, bars of rusted metal poking like dried weeds around it, lights flickering from its many oval windows. There were people inside, fleeting shadows moving in and out of sight. Jojo thought he glimpsed the fleeting vision of a man the splitting image of Alain Delon.

A floating pixelated apple, gunmetal against the spreading panorama of decay, stood rotating around its axis two metres above ground. The two approaching figures nodded upon coming across it. From a certain viewpoint, the tower in the distance seemed like a needle poised to puncture the apple-shaped orb.

"It was built to house a terrible soul," Punp said without mouth. "March To The Sea, his name was."

Jojo nodded. He had heard of the one who must be contained.

"Do not ask for greetings. I just jump straight to the point. We are all on the same boat." The apple paused, stopped rotating, seemingly fixated on the gigantic teeth of the man. " Young Jojo, there is a task you must undertake."

"That's cool, Punp, but why the hell couldn't we just have some ghivatch at Porcy's? Why the mystique, my dude?"

"Well, there is a certain image we must uphold," the apple said. "Keeps things fresh, and nusers out."

"Yeah, but now I have to walk back all the way to the virtual plaza."

"Oh, there is someone to take care of transport," Punp smirked, or at the very least his cadence led one to believe he would smirk if he had a mouth. "First, you'll have to meet our gadgets expert. Then the librarian, for debriefing. This one will be your handler, mostly because BarnSwallow has shifted from high-functioning to low-functioning alcoholic recently."

"Come, let's walk," the many-eyed creature said.

So they did. They passed through the enclave of the walruses, where King Koopa reigned supreme, and greeted the king and his subjects with the respect reserved for them, since they kept the onslaught of 4channers at bay. And they passed through the Museum of Aesthetics, where Big Ping (who was very big), Kud, and SparkyWilson maintained works of art. Kud also ran an artisanal roastery for money laundering purposes, a story that my inquisitive readers recall from Agora Road: The Mystery of the Coffee Beans & Also all the Money Laundering. They pretended to understand what art was and moved on. And they passed through the Cathedral, where they exchanged conceptions of revisionism in late Roman history with the Archbishop, VaporwaveHistorian. Finally, because they had gone in a circle, they found themselves in the place they started from; as it turns out, they just had to walk over to the door directly to the right of where Punp stood.

Jojo knocked on the reinforced door, to no avail, a faint thud echoing; there was a camera fixed above the frame, which moved with a whizzing sound. An intercom deadpan voice murmured "State your name and intention," tonelessly.

"Yo, BM nigga, it's us," Chibi said to the camera lens. "We need your, uh, expertise."

A beeping sound, and the door swung open, a vague luminescence of terminals and monitors spreading as their eyes adjusted to the nearly total darkness. A screaming was heard as they stepped in, from some nebulous point in the distance. MindControlBoxer, the most prolific rapist on the island, also heard it from his nightly rounds on the other side of the Road, hunting for prey.

"Forget it Jojo, it's Agoratown," Chibi said, and descended into Ashman's domain, beckoning Jojo to follow him.

"Why was I chosen for this honour?" Jojo wondered aloud before heading to the magus' hypogean lab.

In lieu of an honest answer discussing the dreary spectacle of Nesquik's cult, the potential framing of Obake as a sex offender, and the attacks on a pair of good ol' femboys, all crimes that needed solving, the man turned to Jojo and said:

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TO BE CONTINUED


That was fun, I will go back to it once I find time, I'm sure you can figure out who the getaway driver and the librarian are supposed to be. If anyone wants a role and/or has a hilarious idea, hit me up. Even better, with my being not much of a writer, I invite everyone to continue the famed Agora fanfic and add everyone to the mix so that it encompasses all regulars. I certainly have some ideas on who to include.
 
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