What's new
  • Donate and support Agora Road's Macintosh Cafe to keep the forum alive and make any necessary upgrades to have a more pleasant experience! In addition, you will be able to have "moods" enabled on your profile and have donation only awards! Update: I configured the site with Brave Browser, so you can send tips to the site with BAT.

    You can now donate directly to the forum without signing up for patreon. You will still have all of the same perks in patreon but its now one less sign up method. It will be under Account Upgrades

The Mario Movie

  • Thread starter Jade
  • Start date
  • This thread has been viewed 1278 times.

JihyoParkXX

Scum Fuck Flower Boy
Joined
Mar 20, 2022
Messages
234
Reaction score
917
Awards
71
The trailer looked nice enough. I liked Chris Pratt's Mario.

While we're at it, it might have been a goofy movie starring Mario Mario and Luigi Mario, but the set design of the 1993 film was really impressive for what it was. You could've called it Blade Runner for kids.
13_streetset1.jpg
07setdesign.jpg

DxO6DhpVsAAaTWf.jpg
 
Virtual Cafe Awards

Jade

Shameless Germaniboo
Joined
Aug 8, 2021
Messages
334
Reaction score
857
Awards
105
Website
bantcraft.neocities.org
The trailer looked nice enough. I liked Chris Pratt's Mario.

While we're at it, it might have been a goofy movie starring Mario Mario and Luigi Mario, but the set design of the 1993 film was really impressive for what it was. You could've called it Blade Runner for kids.
View attachment 40039View attachment 40040
View attachment 40038
I remember hearing somewhere that the set designer actually did work on Blade Runner. I agree, I think it turned out pretty impressive to look at.
 
Virtual Cafe Awards

punishedgnome

Well-Known Traveler
Joined
Feb 2, 2022
Messages
313
Reaction score
699
Awards
70
I remember hearing somewhere that the set designer actually did work on Blade Runner. I agree, I think it turned out pretty impressive to look at.
I don't think that movie's actually as bad as it's made out to be. I watched it for the first time in about 20 years the other night with the wife. It's not brilliant, but I think it was a pretty enjoyable popcorn flick. I think people are just hard on it because it really has nothing to do with Mario. If it starred a bunch of original characters with the same basic story, I think people would have been a lot easier on it.

Of course when it came out I was 9 and I saw it in theatres. Seeing Mario on the big screen was a trill at the time regardless. I was more excited for the 1993 movie than I'll ever be for the new animated one just because I was the perfect age to be excited for a Super Mario movie.
 
Virtual Cafe Awards

EzzyCrafts

Specimen 1.0-C
Joined
Jul 20, 2022
Messages
88
Reaction score
138
Awards
35
immediately dropping my confidence in this movie, as the OFFICIAL MARKETING TEAM is now reinforcing the constantly shoved in our faces, soulless social media DRECK that has infected our current generation's intelligence and vocabulary. Why the hell does anyone still think trying to appeal to Generation Z by using their utterly retarded language for their movie will work anything?

You don't need to do that stupid crap as it makes you look absolutely ignorant to anyone who isn't a infinite scrolling blob of absolute retardation who can't go 10 seconds without blabbering their favorite social media "sound effect" or constantly repeating their favorite internet word (oh hey, 'no cap' is in one of the official ones!) like they have a speech impediment.

I doubt Gen Z has a legitimate Mario fan base, as the majority of what I've seen just consists of unrelated videos featuring Mario (SMG4) or making nonstop twitter memes.



this is why i barely watch movies or tv shows from after 2019 anymore
 
Virtual Cafe Awards

CognacDefender

A Scoundrel With a Fart of Gold
Joined
Jun 3, 2021
Messages
560
Reaction score
2,033
Awards
173
immediately dropping my confidence in this movie, as the OFFICIAL MARKETING TEAM is now reinforcing the constantly shoved in our faces, soulless social media DRECK that has infected our current generation's intelligence and vocabulary. Why the hell does anyone still think trying to appeal to Generation Z by using their utterly retarded language for their movie will work anything?

You don't need to do that stupid crap as it makes you look absolutely ignorant to anyone who isn't a infinite scrolling blob of absolute retardation who can't go 10 seconds without blabbering their favorite social media "sound effect" or constantly repeating their favorite internet word (oh hey, 'no cap' is in one of the official ones!) like they have a speech impediment.

I doubt Gen Z has a legitimate Mario fan base, as the majority of what I've seen just consists of unrelated videos featuring Mario (SMG4) or making nonstop twitter memes.



this is why i barely watch movies or tv shows from after 2019 anymore
That's a parody poster, dumbass.
 
Virtual Cafe Awards

punishedgnome

Well-Known Traveler
Joined
Feb 2, 2022
Messages
313
Reaction score
699
Awards
70
Someone pointed out that it's basically just the Lego Movie, similar plot, similar portrayal of male/female lead, all these different themed lands, etc and now I can't unsee it.
 
Virtual Cafe Awards

Punp

3D/2D artist
Silver
Joined
Aug 4, 2022
Messages
336
Reaction score
1,112
Awards
114
"I'm meant to be the main hero, but I don't know how to be heroic!"

"Anyone can be a hero." [looks into camera] "Even you. The weight of the world is on your shoulders."

"We're all relying on you, Mario! Us, the weak majority. You must carry us across the finish line. Because even though anyone can be a hero, it is you that must bear our burden."
 
Virtual Cafe Awards

EzzyCrafts

Specimen 1.0-C
Joined
Jul 20, 2022
Messages
88
Reaction score
138
Awards
35
That's a parody poster, dumbass.
I didn't know that because I don't use Snapchat (or is it instagram?) and I saw the verification logo and assumed it was legitimate since there was no context provided beforehand.

Also I've seen companies do this legitimately before and it's hard to figure out if it's fake or real considering what things happen
 
Virtual Cafe Awards

Punp

3D/2D artist
Silver
Joined
Aug 4, 2022
Messages
336
Reaction score
1,112
Awards
114
Someone pointed out that it's basically just the Lego Movie, similar plot, similar portrayal of male/female lead, all these different themed lands, etc and now I can't unsee it.
It's just following the new Hollywood formula. It's not difficult.

Normal Normie is the unlikely hero but he doesn't know how. Over the next hour and a half he'll learn how to use his powers while going through new and zany lands of dysfunctional characters.

* Wreck it Ralph
* Sausage Party
* The LEGO movie
* The LEGO movie 2 (but emotionally)
* The Emoji Movie
 
Virtual Cafe Awards

Jackeline

번호9
Joined
Aug 29, 2021
Messages
1,749
Reaction score
13,313
Awards
239
immediately dropping my confidence in this movie, as the OFFICIAL MARKETING TEAM is now reinforcing the constantly shoved in our faces, soulless social media DRECK that has infected our current generation's intelligence and vocabulary. Why the hell does anyone still think trying to appeal to Generation Z by using their utterly retarded language for their movie will work anything?

You don't need to do that stupid crap as it makes you look absolutely ignorant to anyone who isn't a infinite scrolling blob of absolute retardation who can't go 10 seconds without blabbering their favorite social media "sound effect" or constantly repeating their favorite internet word (oh hey, 'no cap' is in one of the official ones!) like they have a speech impediment.

I doubt Gen Z has a legitimate Mario fan base, as the majority of what I've seen just consists of unrelated videos featuring Mario (SMG4) or making nonstop twitter memes.



this is why i barely watch movies or tv shows from after 2019 anymore
Sir, this is a wendy's
1669822388463.png
 
Virtual Cafe Awards

CognacDefender

A Scoundrel With a Fart of Gold
Joined
Jun 3, 2021
Messages
560
Reaction score
2,033
Awards
173
I didn't know that because I don't use Snapchat (or is it instagram?) and I saw the verification logo and assumed it was legitimate since there was no context provided beforehand.

Also I've seen companies do this legitimately before and it's hard to figure out if it's fake or real considering what things happen
I don't use social media.
 
Virtual Cafe Awards

LostintheCycle

Formerly His Holeliness
Joined
Apr 4, 2022
Messages
365
Reaction score
1,301
Awards
110
Maybe The Mario Movie will finally be the movie where Hollywood will debut the use of words like based, Gigachad, cringe, etc.
 
Virtual Cafe Awards

Jade

Shameless Germaniboo
Joined
Aug 8, 2021
Messages
334
Reaction score
857
Awards
105
Website
bantcraft.neocities.org
Virtual Cafe Awards

Jade

Shameless Germaniboo
Joined
Aug 8, 2021
Messages
334
Reaction score
857
Awards
105
Website
bantcraft.neocities.org
Virtual Cafe Awards

Similar threads

Containment Chat
Rules Help Users
    Cobalt: https://forum.agoraroad.com/index.php?attachments/screenshot-2023-01-30-at-23-36-14-png.51603/...