The Minecraft Movie

[RojoUsagi122]

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2013 called, they want their "Minecraft in the real" image shitposts back

Man, those 2013 memories of those "If blank was real" photoshop images are coming back to me.

 

[GENOSAD]

2013 called, they want their "Minecraft in the real" image shitposts back

You joke, but the guy who made those "realistic Pokémon" designs on DeviantArt actually worked on the Detective Pikachu movie. It would surprise me none if it turned out that WB kidnapped the guy who made the realistic Mario image and forced him to work on this.

 

[Some_porcupine]

Man, those 2013 memories of those "If blank was real" photoshop images are coming back to me.

these got popular again, but mostly on discord as self-irony. not even ps, just mundane things

 

[turntableToothache]

View: https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1896633543788573003?t=SDnTzKTOdAffgpKtYvbUBw&s=19

 

[Alix]

View: https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1896633543788573003?t=SDnTzKTOdAffgpKtYvbUBw&s=19


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This sure was a LOL! Had to wake up my 25yo son to show him these. He kept screaming about how I "was not supposed to be here" and "the police arriving soon", so I just beat him up with my beloved JACK BLACK STEVE ACTION FIGURE until he fell to the ground. Thanks Mojang! #MinecraftTheMovie #MinecraftingTime

 

[ControllerJunkieツ]

It looks like a slop not even worth an "ironic" watch.

Shitty licensed movies peaked at Mac & Me

 

[remember_summer_days]

This sure was a LOL! Had to wake up my 25yo son to show him these. He kept screaming about how I "was not supposed to be here" and "the police arriving soon", so I just beat him up with my beloved JACK BLACK STEVE ACTION FIGURE until he fell to the ground. Thanks Mojang! #MinecraftTheMovie #MinecraftingTime
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This just gave me depression

 

[joey macaroni]

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god this reeks of the late 2000s-early 2010s era where every brand on social media was trying to appear "hip" and relate to young people, but every example of it just spectacularly failed.

 

[RojoUsagi122]

god this reeks of the late 2000s-early 2010s era where every brand on social media was trying to appear "hip" and relate to young people, but every example of it just spectacularly failed.

Yeah, this basically feels like that tbh, I don't miss corporations being "hip" with Gen Z people, and it's still damn "cringe" inducing everytime.

 

[turntableToothache]

View: https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1897514239390072887?t=8j3hUp0JNgQfwTbT7CW1wg&s=19


Are you guys laughing yet?

 

[GENOSAD]

View: https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1897514239390072887?t=8j3hUp0JNgQfwTbT7CW1wg&s=19


Are you guys laughing yet?

I'm gonna go against the grain here and say that this movie will be successful. Not just because of hundreds of thousands of families with clueless kids who wouldn't know a good narrative if it shot them in the head, but also because of the countless hate-watches that people will do. Call me pessimistic, but pieces of shit like this have a tendency to make money where people really, really don't want them to.

 

[TrollKing]

View: https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1897514239390072887?t=8j3hUp0JNgQfwTbT7CW1wg&s=19


Are you guys laughing yet?

At this point, why do we even make memes anymore?

 

[turntableToothache]

At this point, why do we even make memes anymore?

View: https://youtu.be/bk5MD6W7SwM?si=nUIzI1qk5Tw7Ngl0

 

[RojoUsagi122]

View: https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1897514239390072887?t=8j3hUp0JNgQfwTbT7CW1wg&s=19


Are you guys laughing yet?

I honestly wish "Chungus" isn't made into a meme in the first place, I really hate to say that, but man.

 

[turntableToothache]

I honestly wish "Chungus" isn't made into a meme in the first place, I really hate to say that, but man.

It was a meme like half a decade ago, literally the only mention of it nowadays is when people say "wholesome keanu chungus" to mock predditors, but even they moved past it years ago, where are the out of touch marketing getting their data from? Expect to see pen pineapple pen show up in the film at this rate

 

[Dead Star]

This sure was a LOL! Had to wake up my 25yo son to show him these. He kept screaming about how I "was not supposed to be here" and "the police arriving soon", so I just beat him up with my beloved JACK BLACK STEVE ACTION FIGURE until he fell to the ground. Thanks Mojang! #MinecraftTheMovie #MinecraftingTime
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I came to this thread to post that picture.

I hope these end up in Oilles for cheap. I want to buy one for every member of my family as a gift for Christmas. Just to see the look on their faces tearing open that wrapping paper to see an uncomfortably realistic figure of Jack Black looking back at them.

 

[turntableToothache]

View: https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1899642894908035163?t=2DsZDnsIe3pqLmTNqbBxbA&s=19


In case you thought the chicken jockey creature couldn't look uglier than it already was.

Now he looks like he's about to tell you to "wake up, Mr Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes"

 

[Hara]

View: https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1899642894908035163?t=2DsZDnsIe3pqLmTNqbBxbA&s=19


In case you thought the chicken jockey creature couldn't look uglier than it already was.
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Now he looks like he's about to tell you to "wake up, Mr Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes"

you'll have to practically kiss his forehead to take a sip from that cup

 

[remember_summer_days]

Ngl bros, the TNT bucket looks pretty cool

 

[K0WLOON]

on a scale from Uwe Boll to Dennis Hopper, how would one rate this moviefilm if one were interested in watching a film on industrial solvents and OTC deliriants?