The things we're allergic to but they're kind of stupid things to be allergic to.

[Glitchscreen]

Mr.Bubbles bubble bath. That's it. As a child my grandmother would buy it for me and every time I got out of the bath my skin felt irritated and itchy and I, as a 7 year old would, assumed I just wasn't getting cleaned so I would use more to try and clean the irritation off. I've never looked at Mr.Bubbles the same.

 

[Aral of Xiaohe]

I don't think it's stupid to be allergic to that. There are probably some really sus chemicals in there, like in many products.

I don't know if it was an allergy, as I don't have known ones, but I remember having had a weird reaction to some Yankee Candles, though not all (I have none of this with the vanilla flavoured ones, for example). My nose would start feeling stuffy and hot, as if I got a really bad cold, for some it could get a bit runny, and I'd have a slight headache and feel tired. The aromas are synthetic in there, so I suspect there was a substance in these that my body didn't agree with. Those are overpriced anyway, haven't bought any in a long time.

 

[BobDobalina]

Whatever the hell the green label Downey was. Stepmother washed my sheets in that ish once and I wanted to scratch my skin off while trying to sleep. April Fresh or Death!!

 

[handoferis]

Every single perfume i've ever bought - but never immediately, only the following day am I absolutely noseclogged beyond belief and sneezing.

This leads to me trying testers, thinking "oh, this is okay!" and now I have perfume that I wear out of spite to myself cause I spent money on it. Nightmare.

 

[LostintheCycle]

Hayfever is probably the stupidest allergy, not only because it's literally being allergic to the outside, but because it's so common too. It's a cosmic joke that humans can turn allergic to the natural world for some reason.

 

[Sketch Relics]

Sulfamethoxazle

Being allergic to an entire class of antibiotics is no fun, especially if your initial reaction is delayed until you're 3 weeks into the treatment course and have a bit of difficulty telling if it's the drug or the thing being treated by the drug causing problems.

 

[LeVil_78]

I'm allergic to pretty much anything that can be breathed and most types of nuts but also endives wich give me a weird itching sensation

 

[Some_porcupine]

Allergy to honey lol (but only raw, baked is "ok")
No joke, vomitted as kid of it, mom says
Pollen
Grass pollen
Kiwi tingles but idk
Raw food, but that is just another meds thing; no Ibalgin and those similar sulfo/amino compounds, no immunoglucan (meds infight)
Bedbugs ("roztoče") - common to have

 

[Dr. MacGutsy]

Bananas but only if they're uncooked. My throat and face gets all itchy. If they're cooked they're fine. That's the only allergy I have.

 

[RisingThumb]

If they're cooked they're fine

You can cook them?

 

[Dr. MacGutsy]

You can cook them?

Yeah. Like banana bread and banana chips. Fried ones and all that.

 

[スーパー Meidoメイド]

I just came here to say that i don't suffer from any kind of allergies, i wanted to flex, and tell everyone, you guys suck and suffer from a serious skill issue

 

[スーパー Meidoメイド]

But in all seriousness, is funny i don't suffer from any allergies, because my mom is highly allergic to a lot of stuff, i guess i got that from my dad because he is not allergic to anything.

Now that i think of, i think i got my metabolism from him, he never get sick, he is lactose tolerant, no allergies, and he doesn't suffer from hungovers, neither i do (and i drink like half a gallon of whole milk as breakfast, i get drunk twice a week and the last time i got sick was from a simple cold back in november 2022) i guess i got extremely lucky for having such a resillient metabolism.

 

[imnotdeadyet]

When I was toddler I was allergic to my own sweat, can't get stupider then that. Luckily I outgrew it. Otherwise I've never had a major allergic reaction.

 

[eve]

not me, but sum1 i kno izz literally allergic 2 running TwT

Exercise-induced anaphylaxis - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

ironically they r moar fit than me XDDD

 

[Some_porcupine]

ironically they r moar fit than me XDDD

well, it makes sense.
they have to outbreathe that thing /s :/

 

[Taleisin]

I'm not super allergic to it (and this is my only allergy) but it's the kind of ironic shit you're looking for:

Aloe vera gives me a rash... you know, the thing you put on rashes

 

[Roach]

Radiation. That shit should be giving us superpowers instead it unravels our DNA and makes it so that we fall apart :/ ​

 

[Taleisin]

Radiation. That shit should be giving us superpowers instead it unravels our DNA and makes it so that we fall apart :/ ​

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perhaps it does give us superpowers, on an evolutionary timescale... just fucks us up short-term

 

[Roach]

perhaps it does give us superpowers, on an evolutionary timescale... just fucks us up short-term

oh shid, like Toby Maguire's spiderman collapsing b4 gaining superpowers except we all die b4 that