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There is a dragon at my door! Help!

ETierhuman

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There is a dragon at my door and i can't leave home. its burned down cars and ate children!! what do i do??
 
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don't listen to the catgirl, do NOT fuck the dragon stay far away from the windows and any golden or otherwise precios object andd hide under a bed. use a magical talisman like a ring or a medallion to protect yourself if possible.
 
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Wait you DON'T have a Barrett M107?

Oh, your fucked
 
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Update; due to my small stature compared to a dragon it shat on my home. my gutter is also filled with dragon piss and cum.
 
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