Twitter is a Nuthouse (Cringe thread)

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Seeing the >redditcostanzayeahrightsmirk thread made me think. The quality of >redditcostanzayeahrightsmirk is often, debatible, you can like it, you can hate it, it can be useful or a total waste of time, but even that, has it's uses, but what about sites so rotten, it can affect your brain? Well friend, no place so disgusting, abhorrent, and lowest of the low, than Twitter, so i decided to make this space to post the most awful moments in the worst site known to men, tw@t
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Now, time for my favorite tweet of all time
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There's a lot of stupid people out there. They vote, have kids, die. They are necessary in our constant growth economy. Plus they are easy to control with media and soundbites and they never question the right people.

We need ditch diggers and grocery store employees. Half of everyone in the US is below 90 IQ. That's a lot of retards.
 
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twitter is a literal cesspool it's not a surprise but what kills me about it is how every artists uses it as their posting platform (since the tumblr exodus) and how real life people and institutions -ie. normies- take this shit so seriously and since the platform is so big it doesn't take a lot for two retards from different worlds to interact and to put their dumbness against each other and they get angry as if this was real life because they're too stupid to realise that the other is as insignificant societally as themselvse
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Most of the net is just bots nowadays.
interesting theory you should make a thread about it
 
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It's like a competition between NATO and Russia to see who's the most cringe
what i got in my "righside panel"... i got "fuck ukraine", damn. that was fast, year and how many, and that...
 
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Ah, twitter, what a funny little website. Luckily, I don't browse it. But when I do, it's fucking crazy lol. Isn't just such a small population of the world active on there, and the other percentage are just BOTS like on every other website. Nevertheless, I never take anything serious I see on that site, because; the tweet is made by some mentally ill tranny, it's made by some political extremist with a statue as a profile picture, it's a pedophile (fits in the tranny group), alot of fags, someone who does porn, elon musk, etc. No one on that site is to be trusted. Oh yeah, did I say BOTS already? Hehe
 
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NEVER get mad about anything you see on/from twitter. laugh at it or brush it off, and assume the person is either posting bait or trolling. if you get upset or take it seriously, they've won. I don't allow any internet nonsense like that to occupy my thought process, and I suggest you don't either. save your energy for better things.
 

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twitter is a literal cesspool it's not a surprise but what kills me about it is how every artists uses it as their posting platform (since the tumblr exodus) and how real life people and institutions -ie. normies- take this shit so seriously and since the platform is so big it doesn't take a lot for two retards from different worlds to interact and to put their dumbness against each other and they get angry as if this was real life because they're too stupid to realise that the other is as insignificant societally as themselvse
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interesting theory you should make a thread about it
someone please post that "twitter is awful but im on it for furry porn" thing
 
Twitter was initially colonized by people who came to prominence on Something Awful but wanted a broader audience for all the wrong reasons and were tired of being moderated by human beings. These posters were already going mad in the lightly-moderated "FYAD-Lite" forums, as well as FYAD itself, but on the machine-moderated Twitter they were finally able to go as mad as they wanted, making it the ultimate "offsite".

dril managed to become the ultimate Weird Twitter success story by copying the gimmicks of 2 or 3 posters from early-2000s FYAD and altering their formula just enough to make it palatable to a wide audience. There were a lot more posters like him at first, but dril got to the basic cable show and coffeetable book stage mostly by not having a blackmailable past (unlike his peers) and partially by having some genuine talent.

Of course, by now we have essentially elected dril president, in the form of Donald Trump. A unknowable percentage of trump derangement syndrome and it's cases boil down to this simple jealousy. Trump is the ultimate idiot savant of online, typing exactly like the generic ridiculous, hilarious boomer buffoon that dril's main comedic persona attempts to be. It is for that and nothing else that he will never be forgiven.
 
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Oh look, it's the "I'm not a furry but!" retard that whines about "sexualized" furry shows/movies unless they're made by "progressives". And of course his avatar is more "cutesy" and young looking than his actual self.

I would hate him less if it wasn't for the fact that YT shills his shitty videos so hard.
 

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twitter is a literal cesspool it's not a surprise but what kills me about it is how every artists uses it as their posting platform (since the tumblr exodus) and how real life people and institutions -ie.
It's even worse the fact that even Japanese artists (including the ones that make money from their art) use twitter as their sole/main platform for sharing art instead of using Pixiv or any other big Japanese/global site for art sharing.
 
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