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War in Ukraine

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The Russian front in the Northeast is collapsing/has collapsed entirely. Russians are suffering heavy material losses due to retreating from strategically unsound positions. Ukraine is actively winning.
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There are reports that the Ukrainians have entered Izium.
 
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Reports from who. Anything coming out of the UK is lies and silence from America means the Russians are winning.
I sincerely hope you're being paid to do this.

The source is Russians themselves by the way.
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It's real but any doomposting is retarded, this is a big misstep for Russians but it isn't overly strategically important, chill out. And put your dick away ukraine-fags, gloating over undeserved death yet again
 
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It's real but any doomposting is retarded, this is a big misstep for Russians but it isn't overly strategically important, chill out. And put your dick away ukraine-fags, gloating over undeserved death yet again
A-a-azov bros??? did we get too cocky?
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Is this your new strategy now, embarrass yourself so hard the Hohols die of laughter?
Vladimir, piss your pants; Sergei, slip on this banana peel.
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This war will be over in a few months btw.
 
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Is this your new strategy now, be so sexy i start to dilate mein neo-vagina
what the fuck are you talking about you knuckle dragging ape, go back to your cave before i give you dr marten dental plan you stinking animal

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Pro Ukranian people celebrated like the war was over or something. Though this might look promising, I would hold my breath at least until the Ukranian Army resists the inevitable Russian counter-attack.

As for pro Russian ppl, yeah this defeat probably won't matter that much, but holy shit how did you even find yourself in this situation in the first place. This probably will serve as a wakeup call for those in the high commands of the army, because regardless of what happens next, this is not a good look for Russia.
 
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Pro Ukranian people celebrated like the war was over or something. Though this might look promising, I would hold my breath at least until the Ukranian Army resists the inevitable Russian counter-attack.

As for pro Russian ppl, yeah this defeat probably won't matter that much, but holy shit how did you even find yourself in this situation in the first place. This probably will serve as a wakeup call for those in the high commands of the army, because regardless of what happens next, this is not a good look for Russia.
erm actually fuck you no one wants to be level headed or objective MY SIDE BETTERER HAHAHAHAHAH FUCK U
 
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RIA Novosti confirmed Russian retreat from Izyum, Balakleya.
 
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Apparently their fancy offensive didn't work out so well in Kherson. This could be the final push from Ukraine.
 
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Apparently their fancy offensive didn't work out so well in Kherson. This could be the final push from Ukraine.
I've seen pro-Russia people assert this sort of thing, but what is the evidence that this is Ukraine's 'final push'? Apparently, Ukrainians are depleted of personnel and weaponry. But we know that NATO and mercs have been taking care of that. Other people have mentioned the winter, but I'm not quite sure why the winter season would only affect Ukraine and not Russia...
 
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I've seen pro-Russia people assert this sort of thing, but what is the evidence that this is Ukraine's 'final push'? Apparently, Ukrainians are depleted of personnel and weaponry. But we know that NATO and mercs have been taking care of that. Other people have mentioned the winter, but I'm not quite sure why the winter season would only affect Ukraine and not Russia...
What you dont understand is that there is mud in the winter you guys. Trust me as soon as Russia encounters Ukrainian mud their tanks will get stuck until they lose.

This is a real thing people believe.
 
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What you dont understand is that there is mud in the winter you guys. Trust me as soon as Russia encounters Ukrainian mud their tanks will get stuck until they lose.

This is a real thing people believe.
I guess the rhetoric makes more sense from the Russian side, Russia fans have always portrayed Ukraine as backward and weak. But Ukraine fans have this thing where Russia is a huge menace that they need the whole EU/US to support and supply them but also Russia is a house of cards that will tumble any time now...
 
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The image above is already outdated by the way. Sievierodonetsk has already been liberated.
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