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Here's the one man trying his hardest to start WW3.


Literally calling for pre-emptive strikes on Russian missile silos in the dumb hope Ruskie missiles don't actually work.

This statement was so inflammatory that it had to be immediately walked back! This is the kind of madness we are dealing with.
 
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Here's the one man trying his hardest to start WW3.


Literally calling for pre-emptive strikes on Russian missile silos in the dumb hope Ruskie missiles don't actually work.

This statement was so inflammatory that it had to be immediately walked back! This is the kind of madness we are dealing with.
Seems less insane than invading a sovereign nation whose culture has suffered at yr hands for centuries but hey maybe that's just me
 
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Seems less insane than invading a sovereign nation whose culture has suffered at yr hands for centuries but hey maybe that's just me
Are ancient vendettas really worth 8 billion lives? Why did Ukraine provoke the invasion? They know the red lines.
 
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The Russians are personally fighting the deep state for the existence of the Russian state.

The deep state wants you dead, your kids trans, you vaxxed, and indoctrinated to the official narrative.
This is so true. The Hohols are just tools of the deep state to activate the Pisky Quantumfortress and reach the Star Obelisk to destroy Russia. They're nothing other than mindless drones acting on the bidding of their God-emperor Joe Biden.
 
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>Two men fired at soldiers on a Russian military firing range near Ukraine on Saturday, killing 11 and wounding 15 before being slain themselves, the Russian Defense Ministry said.
>The ministry said in a statement that the shooting took place in the Belgorod region in southwestern Russia that borders Ukraine. It said two men from an unnamed former Soviet republic fired on volunteer soldiers during target practice and were killed by return fire.
Who do you guys think was responsible for this? Russian partisans? The last two Chechens with free will and a memory? Ukrainian secret service? CIA trained ex-convicts?
I personally find it most likely that it's Russian partisans or Muslim extremists/revanchists trying to topple Russia's current government taking advantage of its recently heavily weakened state.
 
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Daily reminder that Ukraine is sitting in the dark and soon will be in the dark and freezing. Winter has always been the golden defensive time for the Russians.

What does Ukraine even hope to do? It can't regain Russia crimea, and its advance across eastern Ukraine has stalled.
Ultimately Ukraine will need to come to the negotiation table or risk being sundered into pieces by the numerically infinite Russian forces.
The only difference between now and a defeated Ukraine is how many Ukie troops have to do.

Reminder: The war can be over tomorrow if Ukraine puts down its weapons, invites a Neutral third party in, and the Russians withdraw. Nobody has to die.
As time goes on the terms for peace will be ever more costly. In addition, the longer they let Zelensky run his big mouth, the closer the pro-ukies get to becoming nuke-blast shadows on walls.

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>Provoke invasion
Bruh, that's gay
What do you call inviting NATO over and shelling innocent civilians for over a decade strait? That is a very large provocation. Why a weak nation like Ukraine would think it would be smart to provoke an obviously aggressive neighbor?. Speaks volumes on the internals of Ukraine. It is a nation led not by the best, but by those who could grift the most, just like Russia.
 
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Daily reminder that Ukraine is sitting in the dark and soon will be in the dark and freezing. Winter has always been the golden defensive time for the Russians.

What does Ukraine even hope to do? It can't regain Russia crimea, and its advance across eastern Ukraine has stalled.
Ultimately Ukraine will need to come to the negotiation table or risk being sundered into pieces by the numerically infinite Russian forces.
The only difference between now and a defeated Ukraine is how many Ukie troops have to do.

Reminder: The war can be over tomorrow if Ukraine puts down its weapons, invites a Neutral third party in, and the Russians withdraw. Nobody has to die.
As time goes on the terms for peace will be ever more costly. In addition, the longer they let Zelensky run his big mouth, the closer the pro-ukies get to becoming nuke-blast shadows on walls.

running-Hiroshima-shadows.jpg


Pictured here: An unfortunate individual.

What do you call inviting NATO over and shelling innocent civilians for over a decade strait? That is a very large provocation. Why a weak nation like Ukraine would think it would be smart to provoke an obviously aggressive neighbor?. Speaks volumes on the internals of Ukraine. It is a nation led not by the best, but by those who could grift the most, just like Russia.
While it is a provocation indeed it isn't a provocation worthy of a full scale invasion and risk of nukes. The degenerate Russians should have stuck to underhanded methods like the CIA use like assassination and cultural subversion. While those are also terrible the tipping for for dangerous conflict that needs to be avoided is actual blatant disrespect for sovereignty and a people's idea of their own trajectory.

Putin knows he could have been effective with these other methods which is why it is so apparent to me that the invasion is actually a proxy war w China and not Russia. It is the spectacle that is the goal. If it works, which I think is unlikely rn, after it is done China and house of Saud will steamroll or tame Russia to a short leash
Also, to add the threat of Ukraine joing NATO has been absolutely zero since forever. It is a fake spectre China and Russia are using as an excuse to make the west look bad.
 
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>Two men fired at soldiers on a Russian military firing range near Ukraine on Saturday, killing 11 and wounding 15 before being slain themselves, the Russian Defense Ministry said.
>The ministry said in a statement that the shooting took place in the Belgorod region in southwestern Russia that borders Ukraine. It said two men from an unnamed former Soviet republic fired on volunteer soldiers during target practice and were killed by return fire.
Who do you guys think was responsible for this? Russian partisans? The last two Chechens with free will and a memory? Ukrainian secret service? CIA trained ex-convicts?
I personally find it most likely that it's Russian partisans or Muslim extremists/revanchists trying to topple Russia's current government taking advantage of its recently heavily weakened state.
Russian General called it a "Holy War" and also called Allah a coward, then the Chechens or whatever central asian peasants Russia is conscripting now opened fire.
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China is now pulling out it's citizens in an emergency from Ukraine. Wondering what the emergency is, or what Russia is planning to do? Russia wouldn't use nukes right???
 
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>Russia does something
>US takes literally every route to oppose Russia taking that step
>Russia says, "Bro, we'll nuke you if you leave us with no option"
>US continues to leave them with no option
>Nukes
>US be like "OMG THOSE BASTARDS Y THEY DO THIS????"
Russia always had the option to try being a proper nation rather than the empire they're not, you idiot. If they want to play pretend-Cold War with the West then anything that happens is a consequence of their own actions.
 
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Russia always had the option to try being a proper nation rather than the empire they're not, you idiot. If they want to play pretend-Cold War with the West then anything that happens is a consequence of their own actions.
Putin literally forced Biden's hand onto the nuclear launch button and literally laughed as he literally forced every silo worker to turn their launch keys. Its literally all their fault, idiot.
 
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China originated viral infectious disease it's in the name but cu cucks don't want to admit it.
 
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