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War in Ukraine

what was the attempted own here tbh
YES!
ANGLO SAXONS CONQUERED THE EARTH!!!
AND THEY STUMBLED JUST AS THE REST OF THE WHITE AND NOBLE RACES HAVE!
AND YET WE SHINED BRIGHTEST!
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the anglo stare, when a swarthoid makes a statement so swarthy you just gotta give em the anglo stare
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If I have to explain the own here then you probably aren't as bright as you perceive yourself to be. Sorry to break it to you. :(


Among other perks of being from a place that doesnt matter:
  • No fear of terrorism
  • No fear of other nations invading and attacking your people
  • No energy crisis
  • Nice weather
Huh, weird that we have cheap energy here. Enjoy the light bill!
 
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Aww you're so cutting. WAAAAH MUMMY WUMMY SOME BRAINDEAD FURFAG MADE A MEANY.
I bet you get off on being insulted online you degenerate British weirdo.
Anyhow this is an image of food from the UK, apparently a place that matters! YUCK!

Unfortunately the British have committed themselves into direct conflict with other world powers.
They do not have the luxury of neutrality of being from somewhere that doesn't matter.

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I bet you get off on being insulted online you degenerate British weirdo.
Anyhow this is an image of food from the UK, apparently a place that matters! YUCK!

Unfortunately the British have committed themselves into direct conflict with other world powers.
They do not have the luxury of neutrality of being from somewhere that doesn't matter.

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Blah blah didn't read you're a man on the internet who worships a virtual cat from a children's videogame because his brain has been rotted by porn yawn SNORE could go for some fish and chips rn.
 
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Blah blah didn't read you're a man on the internet who worships a virtual cat from a children's videogame because his brain has been rotted by porn yawn SNORE could go for some fish and chips rn.
:ankhaStare: :ankhadc: :ankhaSway:

I ate fish and chips once and nearly died from how awful they were. A lot of heresy in your post, but I will ignore that for now.
 
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:ankhaStare: :ankhadc: :ankhaSway:

I ate fish and chips once and nearly died from how awful they were. A lot of heresy in your post, but I will ignore that for now.
Shut it with the 'heresy' gay cunt. Ankha is mid.
 
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While we're on the subject of British food.
Is it really so that people hate:

Sausages served with mashed potatoes?
Cobblers?
Cauliflower cheese?
Cottage pie?
Fish and chips?
Full English breakfast?
Pastys?
Pork pies?
Sunday Roasts?
Yorkshire puddings?
Scones?
Trifles?
Onion rings?
Cheddar cheese?
FUCKING APPLE PIES. (NOT SO ALL AMERICAN AFTER ALL)
FUCKING SANDWICHES.
CHRISTMAS PUDDING.


Or is hating on English food just a cope for people who either want to feel better about their thirdie shitholes being irrelevant and therefore point to the lowest common denominator, which is stupid since most people the world sadly just eat fucking crisps anyway, or an excuse for people who want to make 'edgy' jokes but will only attack acceptable targets? (e.g. LMAO I HATE THE FRENCH I WISH FRANCE NEVER EXISTED, LMAO I HATE THE BRITISH, LMAO KILL ALL ITALIANS)

Man I'm hungry.
 
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While we're on the subject of British food.
Is it really so that people hate:

Sausages served with mashed potatoes?
Cobblers?
Cauliflower cheese?
Cottage pie?
Fish and chips?
Full English breakfast?
Pastys?
Pork pies?
Sunday Roasts?
Yorkshire puddings?
Scones?
Trifles?
Onion rings?
Cheddar cheese?
FUCKING APPLE PIES. (NOT SO ALL AMERICAN AFTER ALL)
FUCKING SANDWICHES.
CHRISTMAS PUDDING.


Or is hating on English food just a cope for people who either want to feel better about their thirdie shitholes being irrelevant and therefore point to the lowest common denominator, which is stupid since most people the world sadly just eat fucking crisps anyway, or an excuse for people who want to make 'edgy' jokes but will only attack acceptable targets? (e.g. LMAO I HATE THE FRENCH I WISH FRANCE NEVER EXISTED, LMAO I HATE THE BRITISH, LMAO KILL ALL ITALIANS)

Man I'm hungry.
How about the Romans? Is it pc to attack the Romans?
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This war will be over in 24 hours or less imo. Ukraine does not have a chance there are reports Russia has already taken out all of their air defenses. It's clear Russia has planned this to be a very rapid invasion I don't see how Kiev can hold.
edit: Reports of Chinese warships entering Taiwan territorial waters this could be the start of a broader east/west conflict
lol whoops
 
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My dudes, lets not turn this into a douche-flinging thread, like KF. This whole war is a glowop. All the elites on all sides of the war are fake and gay, and none of us should want to have any sex with them.
I just hope everyone has fun.
 
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