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ETierhuman

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Post your habits lol, here's mine;
I play dragonball FighterZ and even though it doesn't have voice chat, I still trash talk and tell my opp to off themselves. In other games for no reason I pretend I'm a streamer and interact with my made up chat.
 
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In GTA Online I make it my mission to be as annoying as possible to other players, but in more creative ways than merely killing them. This includes spamming nonsensical text messages, EMP-ing their cars so I can stall it out and jack em, or locking them with the stun gun (patched out unfortunately).

One strategy is activating off the radar, blocking off Los Santos customs with the largest/heaviest vehicles, then glitching into the mechanics waiting for someone to drive in.

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I've joined a few YouTube livestream GTA car meets, and again the goal of being annoying is not achieved by simply blowing up everything, but rather a combination of bringing the trashiest vehicles, spamming my horn, wearing a gimp suit, and fucking prostitutes in front of everyone at the car meet.
 
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Xovi

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i would scream autistically at the computer in an rts whenever i had a battle going on, and then i would order the soldiers outloud to move where i want them to move even though its just the fucking mouse doing the controlling lmfao. ive been doing this since i was a child
 
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RealTomCruise

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In GTA Online I make it my mission to be as annoying as possible to other players, but in more creative ways than merely killing them. This includes spamming nonsensical text messages, EMP-ing their cars so I can stall it out and jack em, or locking them with the stun gun (patched out unfortunately).

One strategy is activating off the radar, blocking off Los Santos customs with the largest/heaviest vehicles, then glitching into the mechanics waiting for someone to drive in.

1XKKGhi_d.webp


I've joined a few YouTube livestream GTA car meets, and again the goal of being annoying is not achieved by simply blowing up everything, but rather a combination of bringing the trashiest vehicles, spamming my horn, wearing a gimp suit, and fucking prostitutes in front of everyone at the car meet.
Fucking lel, I'll occasionally stalk a player in RDR2 Online. Follow him wherever he goes, get in his way with my horse so he goes flying over it, when he tries to wait me out in the safety of his camp I'll stand just beyond the border of the camp and try to hook him with my lasso and drag him into his own fire. Because the camp is a safe area, he can't do as much as fire back at me.

Additionally whenever I play that game with friends we'll get bored of any actual quest in about 20 minutes so we'll just spend ludicrous amounts of time preparing suits and visiting the finest restaurants over the map (all just bars) for like an hour or two, spaced out with killing homeless people in the alleys. We turned a western third person shooter into a reenactment of American Psycho, I unironically have the futile hope they flesh out mechanics related to eating at restaurants or at least add more suits to the game. The fact that there'll be up to 4 people engaged in this bizarre roleplay makes me think it should take the crown of the most autistic playstyle of a game.
 
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Half the time in FPS games I will try to lock onto a target and my cursor will end up everywhere around the target. Many occasions where I've gone for "flickshots" when the target's already on my crosshair. It's muscle memory at this point.
 
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The most fun I have on vista comes from being trashy but nice in chat. In lol I would spam laugh and mastery when I did slightest harassment or steal farm from the adc. Now that I play battlerite I befriend everyone I play with but hearing "HeEeEeey" every time I stun someone.
 
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Here's a weird one. You mentioned you play FighterZ, so you might find some humor in this.

I play fighting games fairly often, and I play with a PS4 controller, so when I have an input like 2626H (that's down,forward,down,forward+heavy for you nonweebs), I will literally change my grip so I can do the input with my middle finger and index finger instead of just my thumb.
 
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