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What agora member do you think you could take in a fight?

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The rules are you only get to pick 1. Pls back up your claims with reasons why- also feel free to support/discredit others claims.

Personally I think I could take nagolbud. though I don't think we'd physically fight, rather we both raise ducks and will have those fight in our place. My ducks are probably at a disadvantage because they don't have that crazy Mexican blood and energy but they do make up for it in size and aggression (my ducks pick on each other a lot). I've also seen nagolbuds ducks and they are kinda skinny and tall while mine are short and stocky.

Okay guys your turn, start antagonizing each other. For extra fun bonus points pick someone you think would be an even match
 
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I think I could take @Thermite, judging purely by profile picture. I train MMA and so am a reasonable fighter with some actual experience, and therm gives me "skinny habitual Internet user" vibes...

I'd most enjoy fighting mtts though, for obvious reasons.
 
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I think I could take @Thermite, judging purely by profile picture. I train MMA and so am a reasonable fighter with some actual experience, and therm gives me "skinny habitual Internet user" vibes...

I'd most enjoy fighting mtts though, for obvious reasons.
Thermite is actually 6'7 250 lbs with the thighs of a Greek god
 
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Umm I'm pretty confident I would kick any members' ass who has zero experience (as do I) because I'm naturally large, a man, was captain of the football team, and voted best offensive lineman in the section.

but I understand enough about mma to know that anyone on this forum with 6 months of relevant and consistent drilling in any relevant martial art would kick my ass.
 
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I'm 1,87 mts (6'1 fts), i'm a rancher and tbh, i have a lot of repressed rage, i don't know who wants to fight with me, but i don't really care, i just want to beat something to a pulp, i don't care if i die, i just want to fucking explode.
 
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I'm 1,87 mts (6'1 fts), i'm a rancher and tbh, i have a lot of repressed rage, i don't know who wants to fight with me, but i don't really care, i just want to beat something to a pulp, i don't care if i die, i just want to fucking explode.
I'll will fucking murder you, weeb.
 
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@Rik-Disillusioned Fight me you little femboy twink, I will end with sheer autism
I'm literally 7'2 350 lbs with the thighs of a Greek god and 8'6 wingspan (also my mom said I punch harder than anyone ever.) i could probably shove you to the ground like hard. Like really hard and it would hurt
 
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I'm literally 7'2 350 lbs with the thighs of a Greek god and 8'6 wingspan (also my mom said I punch harder than anyone ever.) i could probably shove you to the ground like hard. Like really hard and it would hurt
I could help you man, street fights are not fair, so 2v1 can be enough to beat the eternal anglo.
 
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Why wouldn't you help the person at a disadvantage
I'm an egoist man, i help people if i like them, not if they are in a disadvantage or advantage, if my best friends wants to start beating grandmas, i'm going to toss those grannies out.
 
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I'm literally 7'2 350 lbs with the thighs of a Greek god and 8'6 wingspan (also my mom said I punch harder than anyone ever.) i could probably shove you to the ground like hard. Like really hard and it would hurt
I'm literally 7'2 350 lbs with the thighs of a Greek god and 8'6 wingspan (also your mom said I punch harder than anyone ever.) I could probably shove you to the ground like hard. Like really hard and it would hurt
 
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