What agora member do you think you could take in a fight?

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I'm literally 7'2 350 lbs with the thighs of a Greek god and 8'6 wingspan (also your mom said I punch harder than anyone ever.) I could probably shove you to the ground like hard. Like really hard and it would hurt
I'm literally 7'2 350 lbs with the thighs of a Greek god and 8'6 wingspan (also your mom said I punch harder than anyone ever.) I could probably shove you to the ground like hard. Like really hard and it would hurt
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I'm literally 7'2 350 lbs with the thighs of a Greek god and 8'6 wingspan (also your mom said I punch harder than anyone ever.) I could probably shove you to the ground like hard. Like really hard and it would hurt
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I'm literally 7'2 350 lbs with the thighs of a Greek god and 8'6 wingspan (also my mom said I punch harder than anyone ever.) i could probably shove you to the ground like hard. Like really hard and it would hurt
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I bet I could take that fag Chao Tse-Tung literally any day easy, no contest.
 
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The rules are you only get to pick 1. Pls back up your claims with reasons why- also feel free to support/discredit others claims.

Personally I think I could take nagolbud. though I don't think we'd physically fight, rather we both raise ducks and will have those fight in our place. My ducks are probably at a disadvantage because they don't have that crazy Mexican blood and energy but they do make up for it in size and aggression (my ducks pick on each other a lot). I've also seen nagolbuds ducks and they are kinda skinny and tall while mine are short and stocky.

Okay guys your turn, start antagonizing each other. For extra fun bonus points pick someone you think would be an even match
Pretty sure I could take you. I'm 5'11, worked out since I was a prepubescent and to martial art classes when I was a kid and teenager. Also played football (american football) and I'm currently into gymnastics.
 
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I'm literally 7'2 350 lbs with the thighs of a Greek god and 8'6 wingspan (also your mom said I punch harder than anyone ever.) I could probably shove you to the ground like hard. Like really hard and it would hurt
Did I say 7'2 I meant 8'2 my bad
 
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Pretty sure I could take you. I'm 5'11, worked out since I was a prepubescent and to martial art classes when I was a kid and teenager. Also played football (american football) and I'm currently into gymnastics.
I bet you have cute feet
 
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Few questions, are you cute, and how flexible are you?
You can answer privately too.

pls, be of the feminine sex.
BAD COOMER, BAD.

Btw I could take you all for one single reason. I'm 5'8, I have heavily compensated for that in every area of my life.
 
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BAD COOMER, BAD.

Btw I could take you all for one single reason. I'm 5'8, I have heavily compensated for that in every area of my life.
AHAHAHAHAHAH 5'8
 
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