What agora member do you think you could take in a fight?

[Kolph]

Yes, what're you gonna do about it, huh? I could headbutt your nuts if I wanted to.

Did any of you hear something? Sounds like it came from below but can't see anything

 

[Kolph]

The cutest, my mommy told me so.

Want to move this to DMs?

 

[MorphedSnowman]

Btw I could take you all

 

[RIG]

You know I completely forgot I could totally pwn @Sweet n' Comfy and kind of owe him a major beatage 4 all the agora-Chan memes he spear headed. When he comes back I'd still give him a hug but then I'd push him to the ground like hard like really hard and pwn him majorly

 

[SomaSpice]

@MorphedSnowman FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[RIG]

We should have a tournament and winner can get admin-chans pantaloons + plunder Illuminati pirates treasure chest he hid in an undisclosed location full of doubloons and goodies

 

[Username]

We should have a tournament and winner can get admin-chans pantaloons + plunder Illuminati pirates treasure chest he hid in an undisclosed location full of doubloons and goodies

Dragon Ball style martial arts tournament

 

[Kolph]

Dragon Ball style martial arts tournament

God imagine the smell

 

[SomaSpice]

Dragon Ball style martial arts tournament

The "Mel games"

 

[RIG]

The "Mel games"

Why is Mel involved what the fuck it's an agora tourney not a disillusion 1

 

[SomaSpice]

Why is Mel involved what the fuck it's an agora tourney not a disillusion 1

Its a pun on dragonball's cell games. It just rhymes, and besides, YOU STARTED THIS

 

[RIG]

Its a pun on dragonball's cell games. It just rhymes, and besides, YOU STARTED THIS

It's going to be a battle royal and I'm going 2 run over everyone in this thread with my car while under the influence. Alcohol is a HOLY substance designed
to allow MAN to communicate with
God's holy machines (cars) more
efficiently and deeply while sober SALLIES SEETHE over based boozer cruisers

then we will see who gets the doubloons and goodies.

 

[Outer Heaven]

God imagine the smell

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wnYNTyE4IA&t=15s

 

[amn]

Anyone. I'm a 80lb-ass uncivilized feline.

 

[Mеченый Яков]

Anyone. I'm a 80lb-ass uncivilized feline.

He has a Buffed Felis Silvestris Catus as a pfp, it's over man, he is gonna beat everyone's ass.

 

[SEVEN]

Im a little manlet twink with no fighting experience whatsoever. Im 5'7" and weigh 135lbs wet. everybody bigger than me is clearly just an obese loser and anybody smaller than me is a skinny faggot.

I'll fight all of you right now, c'mon motherfucker, lets go right now!

 

[timelinker14]

Want to move this to DMs?

Anytime, sweetie

 

[Sable]

Umm I'm pretty confident I would kick any members' ass who has zero experience (as do I) because I'm naturally large, a man, was captain of the football team, and voted best offensive lineman in the section.

but I understand enough about mma to know that anyone on this forum with 6 months of relevant and consistent drilling in any relevant martial art would kick my ass.

I will unleash my army of scribs on you and flick you to death while you are trapped in a perpetual stunlock. ttyl n00b

 

[Deleted member 1930]

i fight dirty, so any and all

 

[TIGERSNARLZ]

hmmm do we get any materials? i like materials

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