What would you do if a little green man landed on your lawn?

[Punp]

Respond quickly, he's still here.

 

[bnuungus]

 

[Vaporweeb]

IF THAT DAMN THING LANDED ON MY LAWN I WOULD STOMP ON IT UNTIL IT WAS A SMALL GREEN STAIN

 

[Silence The Mothers Song]

I'd eat him

 

[LeVil_78]

ah fuck!
MOM IT'S! BACK GET THE GUN!

 

[Aral]

I'd be curious and try not to scare it. I think I'd probably try to attract it with some treats or something, and try to see what this little critter is.
Honestly I'd love an alien to land into my garden.

 

[Chao Tse-Tung]

"GREETINGS, SPACE BEING. I AM THE LEADER OF THIS FAIR PLANET, AND IT HAS BEEN USURPED FROM ME BY THE GOVERNMENTS COPORATIONS AND RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD, HELP ME TO ERADICATE THEM AND RETAKE MY LANDS AND I WILL REWARD YOUR PEOPLES HANDSOMELY"

If it doesn't understand English then I just ignore it entirely.

 

[Orlando Smooth]

Pass it the j and ask if he wants a beer

 

[Punp]

"GREETINGS, SPACE BEING. I AM THE LEADER OF THIS FAIR PLANET, AND IT HAS BEEN USURPED FROM ME BY THE GOVERNMENTS COPORATIONS AND RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD, HELP ME TO ERADICATE THEM AND RETAKE MY LANDS AND I WILL REWARD YOUR PEOPLES HANDSOMELY"

If it doesn't understand English then I just ignore it entirely.

I LOVE THE ALIENCHRIST, I LOVE THE ALIENCHRIST, I LOVE THE ALIENCHRIST

 

[Punp]

What if the lil guy just gave you a beer and a handful of bar snacks and then asked you to go with him in his spaceship? That's cool, yeah?

 

[Orlando Smooth]

What if the lil guy just gave you a beer and a handful of bar snacks and then asked you to go with him in his spaceship? That's cool, yeah?

Probably wouldn't be a very ergonomic ride (for me) but yeah I'd go. Finally get to try Romulan ale and some of Ricky's famous space weed.

 

[WALFTEAM]

i'd tell him he missed the un by hundreds of miles

 

[№56]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttggec6eJFY

 

[lain is here]

Leave out a bottle of whiskey and some food for him. You don't want to fuck with elves

 

[Hadrian Hardrada Cicero]

I'd give him a MTN Dew Baja Blast drink


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQs0bEGXhl8

 

[Punp]

He says thanks for the gift but it's time for the probe, and afterwards they can wipe my memory. He's taken me into his spaceship which looks suspiciously like the back of a Denny's. Not sure if this is based or bluepilled.

 

[LeVil_78]

He says thanks for the gift but it's time for the probe, and afterwards they can wipe my memory. He's taken me into his spaceship which looks suspiciously like the back of a Denny's. Not sure if this is based or bluepilled.

I FUCKING KNEW IT! good thing I got the bastard before he pulled any moves out

 

[RisingThumb]

"Pees to meet you"

 

[mydadiscar]

"GREETINGS, SPACE BEING. I AM THE LEADER OF THIS FAIR PLANET, AND IT HAS BEEN USURPED FROM ME BY THE GOVERNMENTS COPORATIONS AND RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD, HELP ME TO ERADICATE THEM AND RETAKE MY LANDS AND I WILL REWARD YOUR PEOPLES HANDSOMELY"

If it doesn't understand English then I just ignore it entirely.

Basically this, however I would also pledge my eternal loyalty to alienkind too.

 

[ThyOde17]

Shoot it for being an illegal alien