What would you do if a little green man landed on your lawn?

[handoferis]

I would take a fucking honest to god good quality picture, for fucks sake

 

[CrowickedOne]

1.Take your pants off

2.Advance

 

[Some_porcupine]

1.Take your pants off

2.Advance

either *front* or *back*
or *his/her*?

 

[0xpizzaface]

"hey any of you wanna buy a glass pipe?"

 

[starbreaker]

"You guys take a wrong turn at Alpha Centauri or something? Cause there ain't much in the way of intelligent life down here unless you count the cats."

 

[Pangolin]

Corrupt their morals and habits and them by introducing them to furry fandom, and MLP. So that once they return to Alpha centauri they will spread our furry fandom across the UNIVERSE.

If they are hostile -> introduce them to humanity's strongest punch: Haymaker.
"Look where being smart got you"

 

[Some_porcupine]

Corrupt their morals and habits and them by introducing them to furry fandom, and MLP. So that once they return to Alpha centauri they will spread our furry fandom across the UNIVERSE.

If they are hostile -> introduce them to humanity's strongest punch: Haymaker.
"Look where being smart got you"

What it they had 2.5 metres hunky and furry, looking for something long lean and skinny, tho?

 

[Pangolin]

What it they had 2.5 metres hunky and furry, looking for something long lean and skinny, tho?

What

 

[Pangolin]

What

Not looking for anything you're suggesting

 

[brentw]

What if the lil guy just gave you a beer and a handful of bar snacks and then asked you to go with him in his spaceship? That's cool, yeah?

Seems legit.