What would you do if a little green man landed on your lawn?

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If a little green man land in my land, i'll start with the sentence:"who is dis little man" and after i serve him/her/it a cup of hot tap water, i'll make him a profile in agora road. Im pretty sure aliens are liberals so i'll avoid political convos.
 
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I would walk up to them and say "prepare for unforeseen consequences", and just walk away into the void.
 
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Honestly, if the little green man that looks like this shown up at my yard without warning, i might speak to him in broken ass namekian language that loosely translates in english: "Please take me to Namek! I need to get away from this dystopian hell that is Earth, so will you please take me to your ship so i can get off this rock?!"
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I would try to establish a standard of communication (like people who don't share a language typically try to, I think) to make further exchange possible/easier.
depending on what type of ship he flew in with, I might ask him if the Germans sent him.
 

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I would try to diplomat/realpoltik a way into getting a ship. However little green men have also been used to describe a covert action from Russia by invading without any offical insignia to take Crimea in 2014 (and attempt to take the Mariupol and Odessa), lets just say my response would be more decisively reactive.
 
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I would pick up a fork and spoon and approach xim (his name is xim) while licking my lips like a dog. I wouldn't actually eat xim, though. I want to let xim that I'm cool by imitating/making fun of someone who would actually eat xim.

I'm actually satirizing someone who would eat you. The language I speak is funny satire.
 

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I would pick up a fork and spoon and approach xim (his name is xim) while licking my lips like a dog. I wouldn't actually eat xim, though. I want to let xim that I'm cool by imitating/making fun of someone who would actually eat xim.

I'm actually satirizing someone who would eat you. The language I speak is funny satire.
I would adopt xim into the polycule.
 

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Honestly, if the little green man that looks like this shown up at my yard without warning, i might speak to him in broken ass namekian language that loosely translates in english: "Please take me to Namek! I need to get away from this dystopian hell that is Earth, so will you please take me to your ship so i can get off this rock?!"
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If I was a green little alien I'd zap you away with my ray-gun for being a nerd. I haven't actually watched Dragon Ball; I don't know if that's what you're referencing. I hate when people are ignorant. I explode ignorant people with my ray-gun.
 
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Honestly, if the little green man that looks like this shown up at my yard without warning, i might speak to him in broken ass namekian language that loosely translates in english: "Please take me to Namek! I need to get away from this dystopian hell that is Earth, so will you please take me to your ship so i can get off this rock?!"
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You forgot what happened to Namek thanks to Frieza?
 

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It already happened, nobody will believe me but i've met an outsider(thats what i call them) 13 years ago and managed to teach him a rudmentary version of human language 5 minutes later he is a multilingual genius, the tech stuff its too crazy to go in detail though, I keep him somewhat hidden but we go out and he can blend in with normal humans pretty well for an obvious alien.


Below are pictures of us having fun and stuff.
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