What would you do if a little green man landed on your lawn?

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Respond quickly, he's still here.
 
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I'd be curious and try not to scare it. I think I'd probably try to attract it with some treats or something, and try to see what this little critter is.
Honestly I'd love an alien to land into my garden.
 
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"GREETINGS, SPACE BEING. I AM THE LEADER OF THIS FAIR PLANET, AND IT HAS BEEN USURPED FROM ME BY THE GOVERNMENTS COPORATIONS AND RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD, HELP ME TO ERADICATE THEM AND RETAKE MY LANDS AND I WILL REWARD YOUR PEOPLES HANDSOMELY"

If it doesn't understand English then I just ignore it entirely.
 
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"GREETINGS, SPACE BEING. I AM THE LEADER OF THIS FAIR PLANET, AND IT HAS BEEN USURPED FROM ME BY THE GOVERNMENTS COPORATIONS AND RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD, HELP ME TO ERADICATE THEM AND RETAKE MY LANDS AND I WILL REWARD YOUR PEOPLES HANDSOMELY"

If it doesn't understand English then I just ignore it entirely.
I LOVE THE ALIENCHRIST, I LOVE THE ALIENCHRIST, I LOVE THE ALIENCHRIST
 
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He says thanks for the gift but it's time for the probe, and afterwards they can wipe my memory. He's taken me into his spaceship which looks suspiciously like the back of a Denny's. Not sure if this is based or bluepilled.
I FUCKING KNEW IT! good thing I got the bastard before he pulled any moves out
 
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"GREETINGS, SPACE BEING. I AM THE LEADER OF THIS FAIR PLANET, AND IT HAS BEEN USURPED FROM ME BY THE GOVERNMENTS COPORATIONS AND RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD, HELP ME TO ERADICATE THEM AND RETAKE MY LANDS AND I WILL REWARD YOUR PEOPLES HANDSOMELY"

If it doesn't understand English then I just ignore it entirely.
Basically this, however I would also pledge my eternal loyalty to alienkind too.
 
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