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This guy is lucky he didn't kill anyone. He got in to drive away and realized he didn't tighten the ratchet straps. I'm pretty sure he was on the phone asking someone how to tighten them and how much to do it. What a beta!

Ok so where do I turn this thing off?

For a bunch of people talking old web this old internet that.........you sure don't live the lifestyle. It's Saturday night at 11pm EST and there is nobody online in the chat. You have to do better. AOL would be ashamed of you.

What is this fucking thing??? Is it this site or some iOS bullshit I can't find???

@Screen.Thief you gotta go harder with the swag! Safety yellow is king.

The YouTuber "Switched To Linux" is a ding dong. That's all.

I don't think I've seen the word "aesthetic" used as much around here than in the last week.

I was mostly a Mac person my entire life...when that actually meant something. Though in the last decade I have come to appreciate Windows as my favorite retro platform. The fact I can still run apps from 1995 on Windows 11 is something a Mac can only dream about. And before someone says Linux....I was a pRoFfEsSiOnAl UNIX admin (IRIX, Solaris, some AIX with Apple Network Servers) many years ago and have had my fill. Having a SGI Octane (IRIX) as a workstation in its relevant period tops any Linux vibe that can be had today (no matter how big of a hoodie you wear). There's just something about Windows 95-Vista that I didn't appreciate back then. And now for some reason it's like an alternate reality nostalgia for me. Strange.

A new matrix movie....let me guess....Neo removes his genitalia and has various pronouns?

Goodnight everyone. Someone lock the door tonight, huh? You're letting in all the normies. Like squatters.
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Steve Case? Is that you!?

I remember looking up at the stars much like tonight in 1999 checking the time on a Sprint PCS TouchPoint phone. I was thinking how big the world was and how I could never fully know it. I was thinking of the internet and how amazing it was that I could talk to someone anywhere at anytime. I could almost see cyberspace in the night sky. But even that did make the world seem smaller, it made it even bigger any more mysterious. I remember the feeling of anticipated adventure of life that lay ahead of me and the mystery of it all. The air was quite, but I could feel , almost like a 6th sense, the data overflowing out of the phone lines above my head. This is the feeling I chase but will never feel again. This is nostalgia. Unfortunately in our hyper connected social world, it will never feel big again. I will chase nostalgia until I can't any longer. The internet raceway of telephone lines above my head is quite and I can feel it's absence like a loud silence making my ears bleed. That world is gone.

Windows ME on an ultra wide screen (VMware Workstation Full Screen) is kinda of dope. It's like hoping into alternate reality of 2000.

That's all I have to say.

Good night road.

Why is this place the "I found Jesus" forum now??? It's really killing the vibe.

Seeing someone proclaiming Christianity in the deep state convos around here is funny. The deep state was essentially invented by the Catholics back in the day. It's literally the longest running psyop!

There is more to existence than what's written in a bunch of manuscripts carefully edited and selected by a bunch of power hungry people a thousand years ago. The answers to our questions are not on this planet. Jumping on the religious bandwagon is instantly cutting off your ability to think bigger. If you dig more you'll see the holes and lies. Find your own meanings, stop being like everyone else and using religion to fill a void in your ego.

When did being/identifying Christian make you counter culture enough to gush on a Vaporwave forum? I think we need Naglobud to give a paid Ted talk that all members are required to attend. That will sort all this out.

Hope everyone is having a good night. It's Friday in a couple hours, so that's something.