Vaporweeb

Vaporweeb · Feb 22, 2022

I didn't have "incite tree rebellion" on my shivering isles bingo card, but I'm here for it.

FUCK HIM UP TREEBEARD

Vaporweeb · Feb 22, 2022

Shoutout to the parasites that hijacked my nervous system, couldn't have done it without y'all.

Vaporweeb · Feb 21, 2022

m*nday

Vaporweeb · Feb 21, 2022

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :njWojak:

I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG

Vaporweeb · Feb 20, 2022

Bro how do I have 60 hours in oblivion already :monkaW:

Vaporweeb · Feb 19, 2022

Got New World Disciples by DSFWaN, must've have listened to track one for nearly an hour straight before I realized I had set my music player to repeat. DKFail

Vaporweeb · Feb 17, 2022

Fuck I almost forgot

View: https://youtu.be/BvtUSsok4JA

Vaporweeb · Feb 16, 2022

nighthawks

nighthawks

Vaporweeb · Feb 15, 2022

taqueria goku

Vaporweeb · Feb 15, 2022

Dougborne

Vaporweeb · Feb 14, 2022

View: https://youtu.be/9rKtSLtrJv0

Vaporweeb · Feb 14, 2022

happy talen happy alental happy cal happy valenvi happ happy valendine happy v ha hh happy valentiens happy valentined happy valentines day

Vaporweeb · Feb 14, 2022

I am still upset that they had to change the name to Ion Fury

RIG · Feb 13, 2022

Vaporweeb · Feb 13, 2022

When you were asking about news from the other provinces I Studied the Blade
When you were reading The Lusty Argonian Maid I Mastered the School of Destruction
While you wasted your days gambling at the Arena I Cultivated Inner Strength
And now that the empire is on fire and the Daedra are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

Vaporweeb · Feb 12, 2022

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Vaporweeb · Feb 10, 2022

The NERF™ Super Soaker CPS2700 has a liquid volume capacity of 4 liters, with an additional 800 mL capacity in the pressure chamber. It goes on eBay for as low as $60.

Mail-order holy water, by the mL, costs on average $0.63.

Therefore, if my math is correct, it would cost roughly $3084 dollars to procure and completely fill a super soaker with sanctified water.

For the price of a down payment on a used car, you could instead be styling on demons from a comfortable distance in rad Y2K fashion.

Now to figure out the logistics of salt grenades...

Vaporweeb · Feb 10, 2022

"Yes, oh great and mighty Grand Champion? Is there something you need? Can I carry your weapon? Shine your boots? Backrub, perhaps?"