CognacDefender

CognacDefender · Oct 8, 2021

goopie

An endlessly annoying twit. Not much is known about them except that they are stupid with no brains. They frequently eat and suffer from mental illnesses. They also lack hygiene.

That person over there thinks one plus one is five, and smells like rotten eggs! She must be a goopie!

CognacDefender · Oct 7, 2021

Way down South, in the land of gamers, Mountain Dew and mashed potatoes.

CognacDefender · Oct 6, 2021

Remember, kings, shitting in the toilet is always more comfortable than shitting in your pants.

CognacDefender · Sep 27, 2021

Here's hoping the year 206... turns out better that 205.

CognacDefender · Sep 26, 2021

Pumpkin.

CognacDefender · Sep 24, 2021

The IlluminatiPirate theme song.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cLzZx84PA9E

CognacDefender · Sep 23, 2021

Currently listening to the IlluminatiPirate theme song.

CognacDefender · Sep 19, 2021

Remember to shit.

CognacDefender · Sep 14, 2021

What's the fappening forum?

CognacDefender · Sep 9, 2021

I'm tired of porn artists spreading their shit to YouTube. I just want to watch let's plays, not be reminded that there are people who make money off those who are addicted to their product, like drug dealers and pharmacies.

CognacDefender · Sep 7, 2021

I'm going to a barbecue.

CognacDefender · Sep 6, 2021

Had another dream, I was in a cab with a hot babe and I kept staring at her arse.

CognacDefender · Sep 6, 2021

I had another dream last night, something to do about being late a field trip. Then I became some Latin American dude on to of a rocking transmission tower pretending that the dog with him was Mr bubz.

CognacDefender · Sep 4, 2021

Drunk.

CognacDefender · Aug 25, 2021

Had my first ever dream within a dream last night. In the meta dream I grew a scraggly beard and moustache and had long hair. When I woke up from the dream within my dream, I still had a beard and moustache but it was smaller and so was my hair.

CognacDefender · Aug 22, 2021

It's been my birthday today, I celebrated with lots of presents and alcohol.

CognacDefender · Aug 20, 2021

Haha lol.

CognacDefender · Aug 18, 2021

The upper portion is basically perfect but you completely shagged it with the bottom half. I'm only on your profile for porn, the rest of the boring, shitty shite that you've shat out is not worth my time. Any pic that isn't tagged with an M or an A is not worth my time. This isn't targeted at any of you, I just had to get a few things off of my chest.

CognacDefender · Aug 18, 2021

You guys are my best friends.

CognacDefender · Aug 12, 2021

Hot chick Heaven.