Joe Cells: Magnetic Fields, Restructuring Water, and the Memory Water Holds

[E R I L A Z]

Alright so, I don't completely understand it myself, but a Joe Cell is a device with hyper-specefic dimensions that uses electricity to restructure water into oil. Like, burnable oil. Like, oil that can be used as fuel.

Frankly I'm just gonna dump a lot of research and videos, and say God Bless for giving me the opportunity to see all this shit... Sadly the files are too big to attatch but here's the links. (fuck you feds they're already downloaded in multiple locations)

View: https://rumble.com/vgdio9-burning-water-the-alchemist-way..html


View: https://rumble.com/vh9sd3-water-into-oil-second-camera-view.html


View: https://rumble.com/vhrdlh-magnetic-in-line-joecell-restructuring-ocean-sea-water-into-fresh..html


View: https://rumble.com/vhrm63-magnetic-in-line-joecell-restructuring-ocean-sea-water-into-fresh.-2nd-came.html


View: https://rumble.com/vh7v87-im-plosions-and-ex-plosions-demo.html

Joe BOOKER -- The "Joe Cell"

JOE CELL WATER SCIENCE-Home

The Science of a Joe Cell

www.joecellwaterscience.com

 

[Punp]

For an entirely novel concept of how the world works to manifest, the original concept for how the world works must somehow be flawed - yet we see day in and day out those principles at work to provide us with clean drinking water, plastics, cleaning products and baking cakes.

The stability and conductivity of water is also something which is relied upon in complicated mechanics including internal combustion, batteries, hydroelectric dams and nuclear processing facilities. Yes, you can separate hydrogen and oxygen from water, and most of these videos demonstrate the famous "squeaky pop test".

While I can't explain these testimonies from people in the video (who have no credibility other than being someone who isn't Joe), I do have some doubts based on the magic chi footbaths he's selling for $1500, that none of the methods are ever fully explained, that he sells personal lessons and tours but only to people who pay enough for individual sections of his "knowledge", and the claims that "the FBI are trying to shut this down" despite the videos being up on that site since May. It's now October.

"Water has a memory" is the same wording that is used to explain homeopathy which has been tested with the scientific method and been found lacking beyond a placebo effect. (If you don't think the scientific method is a valid way to test a theory, there's nothing left here to debate.)

I do believe there is some level of chemistry happening here, but I don't believe it's novel or that he is "willing" anything into existence. I would not recommend drinking unfiltered sea water, no matter how much electrical current you run through it - even if you remove the salt you may still have other impurities, viruses and bacteria.

Thanks for sharing this on chat though, it was a fun hour.

 

[Punp]

The smoking gun, by the way, is in the text, where they aim to alienate any naysayers as being an 'outsider' so that anyone who casts doubt onto the concept is immediately wrong. It also means that people who are armchair chemists can feel smart without investing any time or effort in actually learning chemistry or physics. (Indeed, they can feel smarter than those boys in lab coats who are narrow-minded and not nearly as open-minded as you are, dear reader)

"Thinking outside the box is usually a cognitive disassociation for those who must believe water is H2O in order to wear a lab coat and keep the faith."

The website throws around some words which are not backed up, like "PROOF" (all-caps theirs). Proof would be repeatable experiments which allow for small differences in the outcome - they mention things about the earth's magnetism but neglect things like the moon's orbit, changing magnetic fields, the surrounding magnetic fields of devices in the room etc. Most of the measurements are hand-wavy and say that "it's very difficult to get results unless you're a trained expert".

Whether or not this is some "new science" I'm getting a ton of very culty red flags here.

 

[Punp]

Thinking more on the topic - you guys are clearly in the paranormal thread to be mystified and excited at some new concept and I'm being a total buzzkill. I vow not to do this again. Have a good week!