Life hacks-how to git gud at life

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Struggling at life in general and need help? My friend you came to the wrong thread but I'll still help.

Money solutions for money problems.
Having Money problems? Can't buy that new game you want? Simple fixes, yes you heard me fixes.
1. Go to a place with a high homless population and rob the homeless people! Simple as that! Works better if you have a knife.
2. Rob a gas station! (Preferably with a gun) Make sure the person at the cash register is young so you traumatize them!


Food Problems.
Ok so you can't eat for some reason, I don't care why. Here is solution.

1. Call your friends over to play hide and seek and volunteer to be "it" when you find them cover they're mouth with something and eat them. Do this until you're full.

2. Eat homeless people. (I fucking hate the homeless)


Social problems.
Can't talk to someone because you're scared? Here's how to gain confidence quickly.

Make sure you walk up to them with your chest out, gun showing, and clean clothes. Once you walk up to them say the phrase "سأقتلك أنت وعائلتك ثم أحرق منزلك." BOOM! Brand new friend!

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