GENOSAD

"nah bro, it's just because of infla-"

Professor gave us 4 days to write a 2100-word essay that counts as our final. It's due midnight and I have half of it written with an unfinished outline. I'm about to give him the worst shit he's ever read.

Listened to this song a lot in middle school; just rediscovered it. Somehow it's more heavenly than I remember.

If you're not studying while listening to Peshay Studio Set (1996), you're not studying.

Today, my goal is to shift into 9,001st gear. Wish me luck.

Nothing I love more than businesses saying "the information is on our website" when the information isn't on their website.

holy shit they made a Megaman TTRPG
https://www.21xxrpg.com
It's unofficial of course, but crazy to think that someone was crazy enough to make one.

Shifting into 69th gear today. Assignments must be completed. Wish me luck.

"Milkshaking" is such a strange thing to me. You go out and spend $8 on a milkshake just to throw it at some politician you hate.
"Yes, yes, I must taint this man's body and robe with a substance that shall leave him covered in filth and stickiness! What? An egg? Rotten food? Harrumph, harrumph, no! My hands shall not be tainted by substances of the peasantry! Nay, I shall go to the $15 milkshake store to throw a dairy product at a politician who oppresses us with his capitalistic practices!"

Literally the most first-world way to egg someone, at least until the price on caviar drops.

Sometimes.... you just need it in Turkish...

@llillilll

Hey, for anyone else currently in uni: Have you also noticed a trend of econ majors becoming Marxists? Maybe I'm looking too much into irregularities, but personally I've seen a strangely large number of people turning out that way and I can't help but wonder why that is.

A server called "Chiyo-Chat."
That's it.
That's the post.

Happy birthday to you-know-who...

Geno Kafka's Adventures in College:

>Apply to study off-campus for my next and final semester
>Get notified that students typically aren't allowed to study off-campus for their final semester, so I'll have to submit a petition to do so
>Fair enough, I need to do this to graduate so I don't think there's any reason to reject it
>It gets rejected
>Also get an email that I have to submit course requests by 2PM today (in 4 hours)
>Haven't requested any because, of course, I've been waiting to hear from the group I applied to

It's almost like they want me to give them an axe to the head or something.

I don't know how to set up a Mumble but should Agora Road have one?

If I was in charge of reporting murders, I would just give serial killers the most humiliating names.

M.O. is that he strangles people? Hand-jobber.
Dissects his victims? Med School Dropout.
Leaves cryptic clues written in code? Dyslexic Retard.

Gimme the fucking NY Times paper, I got this shit.

ta-da

Christ almighty, the burnout is fucking real. Still a month until the semester ends and I can barely muster the motivation to keep my pulse.
Don't get chronic depression, kids, just kill yourselves while you're still ahead.