I need to find a good way to scare my friend

[The Long Serpent]

I know this guy, very odd, he fears absolutely nothing. Not death, not harm, not spiders, not pedophiles, not stalkers, nothing. I've been trying to scare him for a while, but nothing seems to work. What can I do? Do you have similar stories of people that fear nothing?

 

[meister_baiter]

pee on him

 

[The Long Serpent]

pee on him

That's underwhelming but OK

 

[meister_baiter]

That's underwhelming but OK

he will be sufficiently whelmed once he doth have pee on him

 

[The Long Serpent]

he will be sufficiently whelmed once he doth have pee on him

OK now I just need to make it look like an accident

 

[meister_baiter]

OK now I just need to make it look like an accident

yes you go now and pee on that man

 

[Shi_dawg]

lmao wtf

 

[The Long Serpent]

lmao wtf

You laugh but it is true.
I suspect he has undiagnosed psychological problems as well, but that's neither here nor there.

 

[Shi_dawg]

im talking about the man that insists on peeing on people

 

[The Long Serpent]

im talking about the man that insists on peeing on people

Oh, him!
I have never seen that man in my life.

 

[meister_baiter]

im talking about the man that insists on peeing on people

fuck off eat shit fucktard

 

[meister_baiter]

Oh, him!
I have never seen that man in my life.

did you pee on him

 

[The Long Serpent]

did you pee on him

I tried and failed

 

[Deleted member 2040]

I know this guy, very odd, he fears absolutely nothing. Not death, not harm, not spiders, not pedophiles, not stalkers, nothing. I've been trying to scare him for a while, but nothing seems to work. What can I do? Do you have similar stories of people that fear nothing?

Tell him to watch Salò or the 120 Days of Sodom and see how he reacts.

 

[CognacDefender]

Tell him to watch Salò or the 120 Days of Sodom and see how he reacts.

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I was in a frat just like Salò.

 

[mast]

I was in a frat just like Salò.

you are were in a mostly gay pedo fraternity?

 

[Deleted member 2040]

you are were in a mostly gay pedo fraternity?

Eaters of the finest delicacies too?

 

[CognacDefender]

you are were in a mostly gay pedo fraternity?

They were all Queer, Nazifur groomers who ate and fucked in their own shit. The only reason I signed up was because they had the largest supply of condoms in Sigma College and I needed all the protection I could get because of all the hot babes I scored with every week. The frat house burnt down a few years ago due to a combination of Jenkem, gasoline and cigarretes. Almost every one of them died, thankfully I only really went to that hellhole for about ten minutes a day to sneak some rubbers and then get the fuck out before I either caught a disease or had to make small talk with the constantly fornicating fraternity members.

 

[mast]

They were all Queer, Nazifur groomers who are and fucked in their own shit. The only reason I signed up was because they had the largest supply of condoms in Sigma College and I needed all the protection I could get because of all the hot babes I scored with every week. The frat hound burnt down a few years ago due to a combination of Jenkem, gasoline and cigarretes. Almost every frat member died, thankfully I only really went to that hellhole for about ten minutes a day to sneak some rubbers and then get the fuck out before I either caught a disease or had to make small talk with the constantly fornicating fraternity members.

How was the jenkem? Hard to find quality jenkem these days. Most are satisfied with their own shit - but I, I am a connoisseur of the finest fumes. One's shitposting career can't go to the next level without it.

 

[Deleted member 2040]

How was the jenkem? Hard to find quality jenkem these days. Most are satisfied with their own shit - but I, I am a connoisseur of the finest fumes. One's shitposting career can't go to the next level without it.

my friend, it all has to do mostly with diet. consume only the finest vegetables, exercise daily, and sleep well. but to cultivate only the most supreme jenkem, one must never wipe ones mudchute, no matter the circumstances, and only after a year of this this practice will the first batch of jenkem be coveted by even the immortals from all realms.