The Agora road my little pony thread

[mydadiscar]

live footage of the MLP "candy" van

You fool, I can't afford a van. I lurk in a dark alleyway wearing a trenchcoat and a gas mask offering whoever passes by candy on the condition that they watch the horse cartoon.

 

[remember_summer_days]

If you want to organ-traffic bronies. Drive around a Van that says Portal to Equestria

 

[bnuungus]

You fool, I can't afford a van. I lurk in a dark alleyway wearing a trenchcoat and a gas mask offering whoever passes by candy on the condition that they watch the horse cartoon.

wait, you're this guy?

 

[remember_summer_days]

wait, you're this guy?

HOLY SHIT HE'S THE GUY WE FOUND HIM

MOOOODS

 

[mydadiscar]

wait, you're this guy?

Yes. Yes I am. They formed the neighbourhood watch purely due to me handing out candy.

 

[mydadiscar]

HOLY SHIT HE'S THE GUY WE FOUND HIM

MOOOODS

The mods can't save you.

 

[ETierhuman]

Genuine question do people outside the uk actually think this is the dialect of English people? I've heard about Americans who think we live in huts and rely on candles for light

Kind of. You have most people in america that don't know any other countries besides America and think Africans still live in huts.

 

[remember_summer_days]

Kind of. You have most people in america that don't know any other countries besides America and think Africans still live in huts.

Some Americans think England has a king lmao.

Also this meme always maked me laugh.

 

[mydadiscar]

Some Americans think England has a king lmao.

Also this meme always maked me laugh.

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...we do! The Queen died!

 

[remember_summer_days]

...we do! The Queen died!

I know lol. I was making a bad joke...

RIP the Queen

 

[GhostBox]

Also this meme always maked me laugh.

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Where is the lie though.

 

[LostintheCycle]

Guys I think it's molestin time

Sorry Etier

 

[GhostBox]

Guys I think it's molestin time

Sorry Etier

I remember that. It was pretty much the first fan thing that was "cancelled" by self righteous weirdos on Tumblr.
They whined so much the blog got a Cease and desist and this was before 2014. Truly a sign of things to come.

Early tumblr was gold. Ask blogs, semi interactive fiction stuff etc. I miss it.

 

[remember_summer_days]

 

[ETierhuman]

Do you guys think Trixie does magic tricks when gives head
Like does she say abracadabra and suck the soul outta you
I'm gonna find out y'all dw

 

[GhostBox]

Do you guys think Trixie does magic tricks when gives head
Like does she say abracadabra and suck the soul outta you
I'm gonna find out y'all dw

Nah. She only does stage magic.

 

[ETierhuman]

Nah. She only does stage magic.

She flattened my balls, extended them to be a stage. Then used them for a show.

 

[mydadiscar]

She flattened my balls, extended them to be a stage. Then used them for a show.

How would you rate the show out of 10?

 

[ETierhuman]

How would you rate the show out of 10?

I never even saw the show but she stepped on my balls 11/10

 

[mydadiscar]

I never even saw the show but she stepped on my balls 11/10

You didn't even watch the show? How could you?! She put it on just for you!!!