What agora member do you think you could take in a fight?

[TIGERSNARLZ]

Both of the things u said r connected

wtf is going on

 

[SomaSpice]

wtf is going on

I think they might be flirting, but I'm not too sure...

 

[RIG]

I think they might be flirting, but I'm not too sure...

No flirting in my thread only blood REEEEEE

 

[Richthofen]

I'm literally 7'2 350 lbs with the thighs of a Greek god and 8'6 wingspan (also your mom said I punch harder than anyone ever.) I could probably shove you to the ground like hard. Like really hard and it would hurt

all my muscles went to my synapses

 

[TIGERSNARLZ]

I think they might be flirting, but I'm not too sure...

seems accurate lmao

 

[Sweet n' Comfy]

You know I completely forgot I could totally pwn @Sweet n' Comfy and kind of owe him a major beatage 4 all the agora-Chan memes he spear headed. When he comes back I'd still give him a hug but then I'd push him to the ground like hard like really hard and pwn him majorly

Come at me, bro.

 

[Max Chill]

I am literally a 5'7 Chechnyan, former war criminal, with a jet black SVD worthy for a Novgorod prince, legally obtained (Is joke, eh. I got it from a spetsnaz guy I found bleeding by the road, poor lad then fell on my knife for no reason).

For an astoundingly modest amount of 0 Rubbles, I can respectfully dismember your thighs, arms, or any of your presently attached limbs to reunite with your Greek gods in Olympus or whatever.

 

[The Sylvia North Story]

The old me.

 

[Mamisu]

I'm 5'10 and I represent the lollipop guild

 

[thareddriver]

I'm 5'10 and I represent the lollipop guild

*cracks knuckles*
*unsheathes shinobigatana*
*calls up my posse (all 9'9" ex-mafia)*
*teleports behind you*

And I'm gonna kick your ass, kiddo. It's nothing personnel.

 

[punishedgnome]

nagolbud hands down.

 

[punishedgnome]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I could take someone who couldn't hack it on his homestead and has to rent a manure hut in a third world shithole to survive.

 

[Kolph]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I could take someone who couldn't hack it on his homestead and has to rent a manure hut in a third world shithole to survive.

@nagolbud You have a challenger

 

[punishedgnome]

You read it here first, folks. nagolbud bitched out.

 

[xX.majin_TwEeN.Xx]

i could beat the SHIT out of myself.

 

[MantisOrientalis]

i could prolly curbstomp myself idk

 

[Lemonade]

i could take each and every one of you niggas, im fucking huuge

 

[Vaporweeb]

Prbably this @Vaporweeb guy. Who the fuck does he think he is?

 

[TeruTeruBouzu]

Myself...

 

[Andy Kaufman]

I know here's one guy who does MMA so I'm gonna avoid him because my boxing and BJJ are probably not enough. I heard @Jessica3cho speak on his anime podcast though and he sounds like I could take him so I'll go with that.