What to tell the normies?

[Some_porcupine]

tell them to wake up...

 

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Whenever a normie asks me anything, I tell them to bug off. They tend to reply by saying "Huh?". Now, I have a disgust for normies, so whenever they say "huh?" I am compelled to keep cutting them off and saying "huh? Huh? Huh?" While opening and closing my hand in their face. When they finally walk away, I chuckle behind them.
If we are at a grocery store, I then attempt to shoplift 16.5 Milky Way bars, in order to make them feel uncomfortable. If the cashier interjects, I just pretend I'm deaf. After a while, I will go "alright" and have the cashier charge me for them. But they can only scan 1 at a time, in order to prevent electrical infetterance. Of course, I only do this if the normie is nearby, and when I do, I wink at them, and then leave without paying or taking the Milky Way bars.

 

[Voicedrew]

Whenever a normie asks me anything, I tell them to bug off. They tend to reply by saying "Huh?". Now, I have a disgust for normies, so whenever they say "huh?" I am compelled to keep cutting them off and saying "huh? Huh? Huh?" While opening and closing my hand in their face. When they finally walk away, I chuckle behind them.
If we are at a grocery store, I then attempt to shoplift 16.5 Milky Way bars, in order to make them feel uncomfortable. If the cashier interjects, I just pretend I'm deaf. After a while, I will go "alright" and have the cashier charge me for them. But they can only scan 1 at a time, in order to prevent electrical infetterance. Of course, I only do this if the normie is nearby, and when I do, I wink at them, and then leave without paying or taking the Milky Way bars.

Kamala Harris?

 

[Vitnira]

I genuinely can't remember the last time anyone asked what hobbies I had or what music I listened to.

I've asked a few people the question and they rattle off about whatever they love but never ask me what hobbies/music I like.

Maybe because I'm a girl they assume I don't have any? Or I'm just around older folks that are more on the spectrum and don't think to ask. idk. Frankly it's nice. I have no idea how I'd explain "power metal" or "atmospheric folk black metal" to a normie. Vaporwave is easy by comparison, I'd say "it's like muzak at the mall but if you're hearing it through the distortion of time, cool weird stuff".

But, y'know...nobody asks.

 

[PraxHeadroom]

When a normie asks you what you do with your free time

"I drive"

(This is usually enough to make them leave me alone)