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Build your ideal sandwich by typing it out in order! I'll go first:

Toasted sourdough slice
Mayo
Pepperocini
Shredded lettuce
Thinkly sliced tomato
Genoa salami
Pepperjack cheese
Turkey
Sriracha
Mayo
Toasted sourdough slice
 
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I nominate the sammy king, this is his domain
:BigSmoke: My grandma makes homemade bread so I'd prefer that but it is a rare commodity these days.
Butter the bread in blue cheese
Get a can of Spam, cut into rectangles. Optimally you would wanna grill these but pan cooking works well. they take deceitfully long to cook till crispy but this also depends on the size of your cuts.
after you cook your spam you can start grillin your bread. Don't go crazy on the blue cheese or your bread will rip.
after you got your bread LIGHTLY grilled you can start building your sandwich I use 4 pieces of spam, 2 on the bottom 2 on top.
Sprinkle blue cheese (not the dressing you used on the bread) and add some provolone cheese. Then add 2 spam on top. repeat the cheesin, 2 more spam. cheese again. now you got your sammy constructed but we are not done. Grill your sammy again to melt the cheese and cement the sandy together for optimal structural integrity.

now you got da rick sandy. A can of spam makes 2-3 sandwiches so I make extra to reheat later. they are still really good leftover.


I have one more sandy for you. some times we don't have the luxuries of nice cheese, and homemade bread.

The poverty sammy

with a saucepan over low heat, melt butter. Whisk in flour all at once to form a roux. Whisk in milk, a little at a time, increase heat to medium-high, and cook, stirring, until thickened. Bring to a boil. pretty cheap materials (you can also make chipped beef on toast like this, just add chipped beef now. chipped beef is pricy though) now take some sardines and throw that in the mix. (these are about 0.60-1.00$). Put some bread in a toaster and then throw it all together.

Poverty sammy.
 
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French baguette
Kalamata Olives
Bacon
Avocado
Blue cheese crumbles
Turkey
Honey mustard
Manyoise
French baguette.

Or you can make the sandwich in your mouth like Frank "Fluids" Reynolds
 

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•BROWN MULTI SEEDED BREAD
•PHILADELPHIA SOUR CHEESE CREAM WITH LOW FAT AND HIGH PROTEIN
•CHICKEN CUTLET(SLICES)
•TOMATO
•ANOTHER SLICE OF BREAD(BROWN MULTISEEDED)
•MORE PHILADELPHIA
•ANOTHER CHICKEN CUTLET(SLICES)
•A LITTLE BIT LOW CAL MUSTARD (ONLY A FEW DROPS JUST TO ADD SOME SPICY FLAVOR)
•AIR FRIED CHIPS (MORE HEALTHY)
•AND AVOCADO IF I HAVE IN MY FRIDGE
•CLOSE SANDWICH WITH ANOTHER SLICE OF BREAD(ONLY BROWN MULTISEEDED)

ANOTHER GOOD ALTERNATIVE FOR LOW FAT BREAD IS THE ANCIENT GREEK BREAD ZEA.
 
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toasted slice of full grain bread
rémoulade
pepper
smoked salmon
1 slice of sandwich cheese
2 thin slices of tomato
1 salad leaf
crispy bacon
mustard
toasted slice of full grain bread
 
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White Bread, non-crust
Crisps(any flavour)
Pepper(salt and pepper kind)
Tomato Ketchup
Pepperoni
Chorizo
Ham
Butter
White Bread, non-crust
 
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Bread
Mayonnaise
Honey Mustard
Giardiniera
Cheese
Ham
Bread
Toast the bread+ham+cheese before putting the rest together.

It's kind of boring, but those are the ingredients that I have on hand most of the time. Putting too much effort into a sandwich feels wrong.
I also really like peanut butter and jelly/peanut butter and banana sandwiches but those have so much sugar that I feel bad eating them.
 
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Guys you should try one slices brown bread with honey and tahini.
 
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