@Riktempest
I nominate the sammy king, this is his domain
My grandma makes homemade bread so I'd prefer that but it is a rare commodity these days.
Butter the bread in blue cheese
Get a can of Spam, cut into rectangles. Optimally you would wanna grill these but pan cooking works well. they take deceitfully long to cook till crispy but this also depends on the size of your cuts.
after you cook your spam you can start grillin your bread. Don't go crazy on the blue cheese or your bread will rip.
after you got your bread LIGHTLY grilled you can start building your sandwich I use 4 pieces of spam, 2 on the bottom 2 on top.
Sprinkle blue cheese (not the dressing you used on the bread) and add some provolone cheese. Then add 2 spam on top. repeat the cheesin, 2 more spam. cheese again. now you got your sammy constructed but we are not done. Grill your sammy again to melt the cheese and cement the sandy together for optimal structural integrity.
now you got da rick sandy. A can of spam makes 2-3 sandwiches so I make extra to reheat later. they are still really good leftover.
I have one more sandy for you. some times we don't have the luxuries of nice cheese, and homemade bread.
The poverty sammy
with a saucepan over low heat, melt butter. Whisk in flour all at once to form a roux. Whisk in milk, a little at a time, increase heat to medium-high, and cook, stirring, until thickened. Bring to a boil. pretty cheap materials (you can also make chipped beef on toast like this, just add chipped beef now. chipped beef is pricy though) now take some sardines and throw that in the mix. (these are about 0.60-1.00$). Put some bread in a toaster and then throw it all together.
Poverty sammy.