GENOSAD

Uploaded a collection of poems from this semester's poetry workshop to my site. It's called "Sex with Seraphim." Enjoy and feel free to skip over the long-ass personal statement.

In the mid-2010s it was commonplace for people to dogpile on "SJWs," or people who were very outspoken about their socially-left stances. They were an almost universally-disliked group of people on the internet and, as far as I can tell, in public.
Yet, somehow, SJWs' stances are the most accepted ones nowadays, albeit in a less outspoken manner.

Not trying to say that this is a good or bad thing; I'm just really curious as to how this ended up being the case.

(inb4 no_chill spergs about the jooz and globohomo)

Sometimes I get tired and want to crawl back to the place where everyone agrees with me. Then I remember that I'm not a massive faggot.

I want to be the final boss of sex.

I'm like Black Ops 3 cat

Real gang shit, REAL GANG SHIT, I mean this is
like
REAL
gang shit.!!!

I am thankful for you guys, my fellas and fellarinas. It's nice being here and I'm glad you've all been comfy.

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Halo is mid. Mid as hell. I kinda liked 1 and 2. I didn't like 3. Reach was OK. 4 was better than 3, but not as good as 1 and 2. ODST is the only one that I'll actually defend.

Give me one good reason not to masturbate to pictures of Steve Buscemi right now.

I'm gonna start a support group for kids that wanna shoot up their schools. It mostly involves sitting in a big circle and talking about our feelings and listening to The Fray, but I think it will work.

Listening to 80s love songs for half an hour and then crying is probably going to be my new morning routine for the next week or so.

babe wake up, Sunsetcorp just uploaded!

<3

For the record, I want to bring back "over 9,000" as a phrase. Not as in making it a trendy meme again, but as in subtly re-introducing it to the English language to the point where it just becomes a common hyperbole.
Not "HAHAHAHAHA WOW OVER 9000 AMIRITE???" but rather, "Man there were so many, it was like over 9,000 or something."

I swear to god my brain has been plagued with "your mother" jokes. Here's a list of thoughts since 10:00AM today:

• "A guess wilder than your mother at the strip club"
• "What did he see in me?" to which I replied, "Your mother."
• "We should make a pride flag for people who fuck your mother"
• "I need to clear my search history" to which I replied "Too bad you can't clear your mother's sex history"
• "Women exist to be companions to men" to which I replied "Your mother exists to be a companion to men"
• "Men are cute. Not as cute as your mom, though."

The stress of midterms making my brain go full sillymode

I really don't know how the video came out with so many compression artifacts no matter what settings I used. Fuck Adobe Premiere, it's the worst video editing software I've ever used. Yes, I'm considering Windows Movie Maker in that assessment. It may be limited, but at least I have fond memories of it.
Anyway, enjoy the video.

Sorry I was offline yesterday, someone tried to mug me and I used his gun to shoot myself.

If I'm not online tomorrow it's because someone tried to mug me and I used his gun to shoot myself.

So I just found this image on my computer and was confused at first, until I remembered why I saved it.
When I was a kid, I had these recurring nightmares where, for some reason, the Frigo CheeseHead's mascot was always the bringer of doom. Sometimes he'd come into my room and stare at me while I laid in bed, sometimes he'd be lurking nearby whenever an accident took place, and on one occasion he actually showed up as one of the hallucinations I used to get before falling asleep. This off-white bastard has haunted my dreams, and for whatever reason his more recent design looks more akin to the way he showed up in my nightmares than the old design.
Frigo CheeseHeads mascot: Your days are numbered. I still know who tormented me.